I Can’t Stop Thinking About This Fic I Reread It 3 Times In The Past Week It Is Crippling Me So You

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

Do it! Cut off that sinful hand bby grl!! Slay!

Hey Christians

What if I stuck my hand into a machine and it shreds it to pieces?

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!!!

you are beautiful kind funny AND smart

it's frankly absurd.

Hi!! Real fan of your blog!! I have a question for you: cologne or sprite?

Neither. I don’t drink anything. Only solids for this big boy!

I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:

1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)

2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)

3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)

4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)

5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)

All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight

Reblogged one of those dumb good luck posts yesterday and then got an email 30 minutes later saying that I was selected by my professors to go to a writing conference for free (and it costs minimum 875$ to go)

So now I’m not gonna skip shit like this I am superstitious now

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Did you know that if a baby ran 35 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?

I’m losing my mind