Tim: *trying to figure out how to get more money into Drake Industries*
Tim: ok yeah so what if I just totally hypothetically steal a shipment of kryptonite? ... y'know what that's a great plan I'm a genius
(does he have a buyer? no he does not. Is he going to do it anyway? absolutely)
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fic: calumma by cassiopeia721
Personally, I think Tendou is the kind of boyfriend who wears Ushiwaka's jersey even if it's not a game day. You'll can catch him wearing it while grocery shopping on a Tuesday morning, he's not trying to show off or be supportive it just genuinely makes him very happy to wear, and brings a sort of personal comfort along with it. Plus, it comes with the added bonus that if anyone asks about the sports team/ if he's a fan he gets an excuse to say "actually this is my best friend's jersey, didntya know?" and then have to really quickly correct and explain that yes he is a fan and "its a real jersey sorry that was confusing he's a real athlete this isnt like a hobby thing look you can google it and everything he's playing at the olympics- no I'm not lying to you why would I- yes I know this is an Adler's jersey and it says here that he's playing for Poland- no I know he moved - Well I haven't had a chance to get the new jersey it's a relatively recent change and what do you mean you don't believe me? Just because you think I didnt know which team he plays for? No I'm not lying to you! Why would I be lying to you? He's my boyfriend and-okay, yes, yes, I did say best friend the first time and now I'm changing it to boyfriend but that's just like a thing between us its fine- oh my god I'm not lying I swear he's a real athlete and he's my best friend and also my boyfriend and he's technically in Poland right now but he used to be- you know what I don't need to justify myself to you! Goodbye!"
my ao3 isn't workingπππ it's not letting me log in smh how am I supposed to read my arguably absurd amount of bedtime fics now huh??? what do you expect me to do? sleep?? pfft absolutely not
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Peter: waking up in jail cell with Matt and Wade
Peter: *looks over at Wade eating a strawberry donut* did you seriously use our one phone call to order donuts to our jail cell?
Wade: ...yes
Peter: *slams head into wall repeatedly*
Peter & Wade: *pointedly ignoring the way Matt is groaning and flopping around on the floor like a fish*
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fic: Jailbird Blues by aloneintherain
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crack fic idea: Spidey in Gotham trope x the infamous Jackson Wang party scene
Tim and Duke drag Peter to a party one of their classmates is hosting and Peter's asks βwho's hostingβ and Tim/Duke say βJacksonβ and Peter's like βhuh I've never met him beforeβ and he goes in the house and does a double take before realising ββ¦JACKSON WANG?!β and it's revealed that Peter has read Spiderman fanfiction that people have written about him back home in the MCU universe where the fanfiction version of Spiderman has been to many a Jackson Wang party and he's flabbergasted that in this universe the fanfiction trope has become true
The Wedding Hall Shuffle by icespyders
Complete, 3 Chapters, 17,604 Words
Kenma accidentally crashes Bokuaka's wedding because he got the date for Kagehina's wedding wrong. Kuroo is the best man trying to sus out who this random guy at his best bro's wedding is.
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can i be close to you by radian (arcsec)
Complete, 7 Chapters, 27,742 Words
Kenma attends Kuroo's parties every Friday for the sole purpose of taking naps in Kuroo's bed, Kuroo hosts parties not because he likes them, but because he can't stand being alone in a big empty house.
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How to Seduce Your Best Friend: A Horrible Guide by Kenma by Koushicore (Hopeishope)
Complete, 15 Chapters, 74,770 Words
Kenma wakes up 7 years in the past and has to relive his second year of high school, can he survive without absolutely ruining his relationship with Kuroo like he did the first time round?
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Personal time difference by void_player
Complete, 4 Chapters, 18,362 Words
Kenma & Kuroo were anonymous online friends as teenagers who lost contact and meet again as adults in real life not knowing that they already know each other.
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does it bite? by cowsarecooliguess
Complete, Oneshot, 30,131 Words
Fantasy AU! Kuroo is a god and offers protection over Kenma's village in exchange for a life, Kenma accepts the trade in secret as the village is unwilling to sacrifice one of its people for protection, but he's been in the god realm for weeks now and why the hell is he still alive?
don't sit too close to the screen by Raayide
Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,512 Words
Miles is stuck in a time loop around the events of ASTV, the other characters pov's of how different he's suddenly acting.
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Teenage Anarchist by gender_bender08
Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,520 Words
Hobie! Centric, how Hobie ended up in the spider society, why he stayed. Pre ATSV
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New Moves by WildInkling
Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,050 Words
Miles takes up ballet!
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Adopting the Tactics by Positive22
Complete, 7 Chapters, 17,367 Words
Basically: Hobie slowly getting adopted into the Morales household.
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aaron davis and the week of weird portal visits by Quillium
Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,501 Words
What happens after Miles ends up in earth-42
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Spinsta (Spidey Insta) by Ravenesta
Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,103 Words
somehow Spiderman got officer Jefferson's phone number? oh I wonder how *wink*
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okay let me pitch you a BATSHIT AU idea that i cant stop thinking about
sometime in middle school, Hinata finds a genie lamp that contains a Daichi-genie. Unsure what else he could possibly want, Hinata wishes for "a real team to play with, good enough to go to nationals' or something to the effect. Anyway, rule number one about genie magic is that you cant change the hearts of people around you, cant make anyone fall in love, etc. So Daichi cant just make a team. But. he is bound by his lamp to Hinata's whims, so he has to make this "wish" come true in some kind of tricky genie way. so now Daichi's stuck as captain of this fucking volleyball team trying to whip it into shape to make this wish come true because if he cant his lamp is gonna eat him for not obeying and while thats going on he's also trying to sway hinata into using one of his two remaining wishes to grant him freedom but its also against the rules to outright ask for that, and Hinata is so oblivious to everything thats not volleyball and cant decide on how to use his last two wishes and the entire B storyline is Daichi just trying to pretend to be a normal human but due to the circumstances of the wish giving him unprecedented freedom of body also getting a taste for what being a normal human is like and totally not falling in love with the cute human boy he recruited to this volleyball team and tonally speaking it would be mostly about the relationship of an idiot boy and his very tired magical genie dad.
hiii, I've been on here forever but I just started following u because of the tiktok ban and I wanted to say thank you for the fic recs. I have literally never been let down by you, ur the best ily πππ
sorry for replying after the ban was already lifted but I'm glad you like the recs!!!! and thanks for following me on here! :DDππ