*Tim Facing Literally Any Problem*

the funniest thing to come out of those batfam twitter au’s is the repeated gag of people getting mad at various batkids for insensitively ‘making fun’ of their dead brother by interacting with a ‘jason todd parody account’, and the kids don’t even try to defend themselves like ‘he’s dead idgaf’ while Totally Alive Jason Todd is in the replies like ‘i died just to get away from you’ and nobody ever mentions it outside of twitter. i think one day bruce is doing an interview when a reporter finally brings it up and he’s like ‘the kids are interacting with a what now’ and when he’s shown the tweets he just blinks a few times before going like ‘we all grieve in different ways,’ and then he pauses and squints at the screen before saying in a genuinely offended tone ‘does jason not follow me on twitter-!?’ and the reporter spends the next ten minutes trying to explain that it’s not jason because jason is dead while bruce completely ignores them just devastated that the parody account of his dead son isn’t following him on social media

*Tim being thrown back in time and deciding to not get attached to past versions of his family*

Also Tim: *somehow ends up with baby Jason following him around like a duckling*

Tim: ...well fuck

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fic: A Family History Rewritten by MysticMalady, TheBestTinyDragon

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

Dawn! Toothache's Bassist🦦:D

@kingcrow01

ngl I changed his outfit like 3 times cuz I felt like they all looked wrong lmao, pretty happy with how the final outfit turned out tho :)) also this character sheet took me so much longer than they usually do omg like I thought 16 hours for Makki's was a lot? Bitch try 21 hours😭😭 I am v happy w how it turned out tho so eh it's fine

some Dawn lore!🦦:

-toothache's bassist

-22 y/o

-tallest in the group! (188cm)

-main writer of toothache songs w/ Tsuki

-that one member that looks rlly intimidating and edgy but is actually just internally panicking and has a resting bitch face

-laufey stan

-this 🤏 close to a panic attack at all times (Makki, Mei, and Finn are giving him stress ulcers 24/7)

-has a pet pigeon named princess

-collects records and other older style music players (cassette tapes, walkmans)

-recently moved to the town in hopes of getting away from the hectic city life

-was abruptly (and forcefully) dragged into toothache by Mei who heard him practicing his bass through the apartments paper thin walls, totally didn't just show up at his apartment like:

*slams front door open*

“WE NEED A BASSIST”

“w- what?”

“YOURE PART OF OUR BAND NOW, COME ON GET YOUR SHIT PRACTICE START IN 5 MINUTES”

“oh, um, okay I guess?”

can i just say ur art is incredible???? like im so in awe at every post

DUDE TYSM DJDBJDDBDB 🕺🕺🕺🕺

the urge when I come across an amazing fic that was abandoned to pick up a pen and write the rest myself despite not having written anything ever in my entire life (I would most definitely ruin it)

kuroken brainrot hours>>>

so happy with kuroo's socks tho lmao

Dawn wip :)) next toothache oc :D

some spiderverse fic recs!🕷️

don't sit too close to the screen by Raayide

Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,512 Words

Miles is stuck in a time loop around the events of ASTV, the other characters pov's of how different he's suddenly acting.

🐟🐟🐟

Teenage Anarchist by gender_bender08

Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,520 Words

Hobie! Centric, how Hobie ended up in the spider society, why he stayed. Pre ATSV

🐟🐟🐟

New Moves by WildInkling

Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,050 Words

Miles takes up ballet!

🐟🐟🐟

Adopting the Tactics by Positive22

Complete, 7 Chapters, 17,367 Words

Basically: Hobie slowly getting adopted into the Morales household.

🐟🐟🐟

aaron davis and the week of weird portal visits by Quillium

Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,501 Words

What happens after Miles ends up in earth-42

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Spinsta (Spidey Insta) by Ravenesta

Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,103 Words

somehow Spiderman got officer Jefferson's phone number? oh I wonder how *wink*

i hope you know u were the last loaded tik tok on my phone before the ban tn 🫡🫡

sorry for replying after the ban is already lifted but thank you for letting me know lmao I'm honoured😂😂