Chase, bored: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Schneep: you’re a hazard to society
Anti, pushing Schneep away: and a coward, try twenty!
Jameson, signing: why are you on the floor?
Chase: I’m depressed
Chase: also Anti stabbed me can you get Henrik?
Jackie, coming to in a hospital bed: what happened?
Henrik: you passed out from a fever. Do you remember anything?
Jackie: sorta? I remember the ambulance ride.
Henrik: that wasn’t an ambulance. We drove you here
Jackie: but there were sirens
Henrik: that was Chase
Jackie:
Chase, breathing into a paper bag: I will not apolagize for caring
Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone
Anti: hesitate to kill them.
Jackie:...
Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay
Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.
Chase: one, two, three...
Henrik:...
Marvin:...
Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.
Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.
Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it
Henrik: why are your hands purple?!
Jackie: that’s a very good question...
Anti: how are you still alive?!
Jameson, signing: spite
JBM: it’s times like these that make me wish I listened to what Henrik told me
Jameson: [why? What did he tell you?]
JBM: I don’t know, I didn’t listen
Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?
Anti: Knife.
Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?
Anti: Bigger knife.
Henrik: the egos are competent!
Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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