Chase, Bored: Do You Think I Could Fit Fifteen Marshmallows In My Mouth?

Chase, bored: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Schneep: you’re a hazard to society

Anti, pushing Schneep away: and a coward, try twenty!

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Jameson, signing: why are you on the floor?

Chase: I’m depressed

Chase: also Anti stabbed me can you get Henrik?


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Jackie, coming to in a hospital bed: what happened?

Henrik: you passed out from a fever. Do you remember anything?

Jackie: sorta? I remember the ambulance ride.

Henrik: that wasn’t an ambulance. We drove you here

Jackie: but there were sirens

Henrik: that was Chase

Jackie:

Chase, breathing into a paper bag: I will not apolagize for caring


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Jackie: name a way to be nice to someone

Anti: hesitate to kill them.

Jackie:...

Jackie: setting the bar pretty low, but okay


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Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.

Chase: one, two, three...

Henrik:...

Marvin:...

Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.


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Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.

Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it


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Henrik: why are your hands purple?!

Jackie: that’s a very good question...


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JBM: it’s times like these that make me wish I listened to what Henrik told me

Jameson: [why? What did he tell you?]

JBM: I don’t know, I didn’t listen


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Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.

Henrik: the egos are competent!

Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!


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Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.

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