Imagine this happening in real life! But a little smutty afterwards obviously ššš
Joker: Hey darling!
Y/n: Where did you get the phone from?
Joker: I have people sweetheart!
Y/n: What do you want Joker?
Joker: I just wanted to tell you, that I'm out of prison and I'm really mad at you!
Y/n: WHAT?WHEN? I'm here at Belle Reve right now!
(Gunshots and alarm go off)
Joker: I'm comin for you y/n!
Y/n: I dare you!
Interviewer: So I know how you guys fanboy over Scarlett and Y/n about them being the hottest marvel females and how you wanna marry them.
Anthony: Howād you know that?
Sebastian: Mackinators and Winters Children talk too much!
(Anthony and Sebastian chuckle)
Interviewer: So if you had to choose one and kill the other, who would it be?
Anthony: Y/N IS MINE! DIBS ON HER! Forget Scarlett! Whoās that girl?
Sebastian: Okay then Iāll kill Y/n so you donāt get her since you love her so much! But Iāll smash her before I kill her!
Interviewer: Iām gonna tell Y/n that for sure! Sheāll love it!
(Gif happens)
Sebastian: Donāt you do that! Please donāt tell her! Sheāll poison my food!
Thor: You must be Hela. Iām Thor Odinson.
Hela: You donāt look like him!
Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?
Hela: You sound like him.
Loki: Iāve never met this man in my life!
Thor: Heās my brother!
Loki: Adopted.
Thor: YESSS
(Turns to the grand master)
Thor: We know each other! Heās a friend from work!
Thor: Whatās wrong with you? Youāre making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!
Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.
Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so weāre good!
Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?
Thor: Yeah,itās calledā¦the Revengers!
Val: Revengers?
Thor: Yeah because Iām getting revenge, youāre getting revenge and Banner isā¦?
Banner: Iāll get something!
Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!
(Proceeds to throw Loki)
Thor: HaHa! Works every time!
Loki: You guys look like youāre in desperate need for leadership!
Korg: Thank you!
Loki: Hit her with your lightning!
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and sheās still ALIVE!
Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!
(Hulk gets thrown back)
Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!
Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.
(Youāre sitting on the bed, wiping your face with a towel)
Steve: Youāre not a hero Y/n. Youāre just a civilian who found their way into S.H.I.E.L.D.
Y/n: What the hell is that suppose to mean? Just cause I messed up one mission doesnāt mean the world is ending, Steve. You canāt just do that!
(You stood up in anger, as he watched you. Noticing your chest heaving up and down.)
Steve: Iām the Captain, not you. So take my orders, or get out.
(He threatened with clenched jaws)
Y/n: Iāll take my chances, Rogers. I donāt follow rules, I break them. And if you donāt like that, maybe you should retire because thatās howĀ I'm going to be.
(You threw the towel on the bed and walked by him, slightly stomping your feet)
Steve:Ā Weāll see about that.
To all the members of the marvel fandom... this may break some of your hearts but itās probably 42% false, hopefully.
Everyone knows that Chris Evans is done his 6 movie marvel contract and that he would have to be signed back later... well, infinity war part 1 is his last marvel movie as Captain Americaš
And on the other hand, Sebastian Stan has a 9 movie marvel contract and has only done 4, including infinity war part 1. What Iām getting at is...
BUCKY BARNES MIGHT BE THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICAš±
ARGHHH Iāve probably just broken some of your hearts but itās probably the truth. This is most likely affecting EVERYONE AND IT IS NOT OKAY. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE DIES IN INFINITY WAR,(R.I.P Vision) I WILL TACKLE STAN LEE! Itās either Steve Rogers dies or Bucky becomes Captain America...
What do yāall think??? Anyone thought the same thing???š¤
Johnny: Mister J! Y/N is not in the penthouse!
Joker: What do you mean SHEāS NOT THERE??
Johnny: Thereās a note on the table!
Joker: READ IT!
Johnny: I canāt do this anymore! Youāre a selfish piece of shitbag that calls itself a boyfriend. Goodbye Asshole! It also has a winky face emoji with a middle finger!
(Johnny chuckles taking the phone away from his ear)
Joker: Letās go for a ride Johnny! Iām gonna find that bitch and make her regret running away.
I honestly thought this is whatās gonna happen at this scene in Thor Ragnarok.
Loki bursts out in tears!
NOOOO! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BARBIE! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! I LOVE YOU BROTHER! BROTHERRRR! DEATH DO AS APART BROTHER!
Thor
Well in that case, (electric shocks Loki) thatāll do!
You and Tom had an interview for the upcoming movie āThor Ragnarokā.
INTERVIEWER: So y/n! Tell me, what do you like about Loki?
YOU: I really like his staff! If Loki never had the staff, I wouldnāt of fell in love with him.
TOM: Thatās not the actual reason why she falls in love with Loki!
INTERVIEWER: What do you mean?
(You stare at Tom waiting for an answer)
TOM: Fun fact! Loki actually has 2 staffs! (Tom starts heckling)
INTERVIEWER: Is that⦠like an inside joke or something?
(Tom just stares at you for a reaction)
YOU: I donāt get it!
~~~5 minutes later during the interview~~~
YOU: OHHHHHH! I GET IT NOW!
(Toms gif)
YOU: Can I say a cuss word?
INTERVIEWER: Sure!
YOU: Tom you dirty bastard!
TOM: You are soooo late!!!
(Before running away)
šJoker: YOU FUCKING ALMOST MURDERED US!
ā„ļøY/n: I didn't mean too! I didn't expect Robin to sneak up behind me like that!
šJoker: You stupid Bitch! You're a fucking assassin! How the FUCK do you not know when there's a person behind you?
ā„ļøY/n: Don't Fucking blame this on me J! Your guys are the ones who actually messed this up! How the fuck did they not see someone coming right in front of them? Are they blind?
šJoker: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
ā„ļøY/n: WHY SHOULD I? I ALWAYS GET CRAP FROM YOU FOR EVERYTHING I DO! IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT!
šJoker: You're just saying this because it's on text! If you have the guts, say these shits in front of my face!
ā„ļøY/n: FUCK OFF!
šJoker: BITCH! BETTER RUN BECAUSE IM CLOSE TO YOU! IF I GET YOU, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
ā„ļøY/n: You fucking broccoli looking face! IM NOT FUCKING STAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! FUCKING PHYCHO!Can't even kill the bat when he's right in front of you but can act tough when he's gone!
šJoker: You know what! Stay at my penthouse! I wanna see you! I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you and calling you a bitch! It wasn't you, it was my guys who messed up!
ā„ļøY/n: It's okay! I'll wait for you!
(After running away)
šJoker: YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU SAID YOU'RE GONNA WAIT FOR ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
ā„ļøY/n: YOU STUPID IDIOT! You think I'm gonna stay and watch you kill me? That's bullshit! And I thought you were smart enough to catch onto what I was saying.
šJoker: Oh you messed with the wrong person doll! I'm not the one ANYONE including YOU should mess with. I will find you and make you pay!
ā„ļøY/n: Pay for what? For your gas? Fuck that shit I'm outta here! You ain't gonna find me because I'm not even in the same country as you!
(You are in fact in the same STATE as him!)
šJoker: Babygirl! You know daddy is sorry for what he did to you! Why don't you come back and play with him! After all, I'm the only one who can please you!
ā„ļøY/n: Fuck you asshole! Although I hate you, I would still love to Fuck you but looking into the future, it doesn't look like I'm with you anymore!
šJoker: I'm gonna find you, and make you mine after punishing you!
ā„ļøY/n: I'm not fucking Harley to stick around with you after all the abuse! You can't find me! Until then, peace out Joker!
(No hate to Harley Quinnā¤ļøš)
šJoker: See you soon Babygirl!
WHY DO I SEE THIS HAPPENING?š
(Clint brings Steve to a barn)
Steve: Why are we at a barn, Clint?
Clint: Natasha told me you were looking for a barn.
Steve: BARNES, Clint.
CLINT BARTON IS MY HEROššš
BIGGEST TROLL IN MARVEL HISTORY
DONāT DIE OR LEAVE IN INFINITY WAR PLZZZZZš°š°