Imagine Sebastian Stan And Mackie Have To Choose Between You And Scarlett Johansson

Imagine being part of the Marvel cast and being liked by these guys!

A/n: gifs aren’t mine!

Tom Hiddleston

Y/n: Hiddles! Wanna hear a quote I made?

Tom: I’d rather no-

Y/n: Okay great! Listen carefully!

Tom: I’m listening!

Y/n: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.

Tom: *laughs* I’m impressed!

(He said winking at you)

Y/n: And that’s why we’re still single! *wink*

(You said waving goodbye and walking off)

Tom: (gif happens) Wow!

Sebastian Stan 

(Both of you are reacting to Liza Koshys puns) 

Y/n: Her puns are cringey but funny! 

Sebastian: Oh Yeah? Why don’t you make one than?

Y/n: Is that a challenge Stan? 

Sebastian: Yes indeed Y/L/N!

Y/n: Okay! How do you get holy water?

Sebastian: You boil the hell out of it! Make a new one!

Y/n: You make one!

Sebastian: You know your puns are cheesy, but they make me feel GRATE!

(You fell onto the ground and started dying of laughter! Sebastian tried holding in his laughter but ended up laughing along with you) gif happens

Y/n: You’re so cute! Oh my gosh I can’t!

(You couldn’t stop laughing but you had enough energy to get up)

Sebastian: You’re so annoying, you know that?

(Sebastian said chuckling now. You got up and walked to the door about to leave the trailer still laughing. You turned back to Sebastian)

Y/n: Mission accomplished Soldier!

(With that said you winked at him then stepped out)

Sebastian: (gif happens) What am I gonna do with you?

Chris Evans

Chris: Damn! That ass is flatter than a piece of bread!

Y/n: I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move!

Chris: I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.

Y/n: You did not just say that to me!

(You had a serious face but both of you knew it was as a joke)

Chris: You heard me! 

Y/n: You just started war Evans!

(You said in a low voice, crossing your arms over your chest)

Chris: I’m well aware of that! 

(He got up and slowly walked towards you)

Y/n: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse

Chris: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Y/n: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!

Chris: Are you the chicken?

(Chris asked with a smirk on his face)

Y/n: You wish! I can’t fit a big human dick like you up my non-existent chicken ass!

Chris: Right!

Y/n: Admit it Evans! I have an ass!

(Chris nodded his head mockingly)

Chris: Yeah you do!

Imagine Tom getting ready to propose

Imagine this happening in real life! But a little smutty afterwards obviously 🙄💍💍

Getting texts from Joker before and after running away (Mission gone Wrong!)

(Before running away)

🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING ALMOST MURDERED US!

♥️Y/n: I didn't mean too! I didn't expect Robin to sneak up behind me like that!

🃏Joker: You stupid Bitch! You're a fucking assassin! How the FUCK do you not know when there's a person behind you?

♥️Y/n: Don't Fucking blame this on me J! Your guys are the ones who actually messed this up! How the fuck did they not see someone coming right in front of them? Are they blind?

🃏Joker: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

♥️Y/n: WHY SHOULD I? I ALWAYS GET CRAP FROM YOU FOR EVERYTHING I DO! IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT!

🃏Joker: You're just saying this because it's on text! If you have the guts, say these shits in front of my face!

♥️Y/n: FUCK OFF!

🃏Joker: BITCH! BETTER RUN BECAUSE IM CLOSE TO YOU! IF I GET YOU, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!

♥️Y/n: You fucking broccoli looking face! IM NOT FUCKING STAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! FUCKING PHYCHO!Can't even kill the bat when he's right in front of you but can act tough when he's gone!

🃏Joker: You know what! Stay at my penthouse! I wanna see you! I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you and calling you a bitch! It wasn't you, it was my guys who messed up!

♥️Y/n: It's okay! I'll wait for you!

(After running away)

🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU SAID YOU'RE GONNA WAIT FOR ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

♥️Y/n: YOU STUPID IDIOT! You think I'm gonna stay and watch you kill me? That's bullshit! And I thought you were smart enough to catch onto what I was saying.

🃏Joker: Oh you messed with the wrong person doll! I'm not the one ANYONE including YOU should mess with. I will find you and make you pay!

♥️Y/n: Pay for what? For your gas? Fuck that shit I'm outta here! You ain't gonna find me because I'm not even in the same country as you!

(You are in fact in the same STATE as him!)

🃏Joker: Babygirl! You know daddy is sorry for what he did to you! Why don't you come back and play with him! After all, I'm the only one who can please you!

♥️Y/n: Fuck you asshole! Although I hate you, I would still love to Fuck you but looking into the future, it doesn't look like I'm with you anymore!

🃏Joker: I'm gonna find you, and make you mine after punishing you!

♥️Y/n: I'm not fucking Harley to stick around with you after all the abuse! You can't find me! Until then, peace out Joker!

(No hate to Harley Quinn❤️💙)

🃏Joker: See you soon Babygirl!

INFINITY WAR: Theory of CAPTAIN AMERICA

To all the members of the marvel fandom... this may break some of your hearts but it’s probably 42% false, hopefully.

Everyone knows that Chris Evans is done his 6 movie marvel contract and that he would have to be signed back later... well, infinity war part 1 is his last marvel movie as Captain America😭

And on the other hand, Sebastian Stan has a 9 movie marvel contract and has only done 4, including infinity war part 1. What I’m getting at is...

BUCKY BARNES MIGHT BE THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA😱

ARGHHH I’ve probably just broken some of your hearts but it’s probably the truth. This is most likely affecting EVERYONE AND IT IS NOT OKAY. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE DIES IN INFINITY WAR,(R.I.P Vision) I WILL TACKLE STAN LEE! It’s either Steve Rogers dies or Bucky becomes Captain America...

What do y’all think??? Anyone thought the same thing???🤔

Imagine putting joker in jail and then getting texts from him

Joker: Hey darling!

Y/n: Where did you get the phone from?

Joker: I have people sweetheart!

Y/n: What do you want Joker?

Joker: I just wanted to tell you, that I'm out of prison and I'm really mad at you!

Y/n: WHAT?WHEN? I'm here at Belle Reve right now!

(Gunshots and alarm go off)

Joker: I'm comin for you y/n!

Y/n: I dare you!

Quotes from Thor Ragnarok pt.2

Thor: You must be Hela. I’m Thor Odinson.

Hela: You don’t look like him!

Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?

Hela: You sound like him.

Loki: I’ve never met this man in my life!

Thor: He’s my brother!

Loki: Adopted.

Thor: YESSS

(Turns to the grand master)

Thor: We know each other! He’s a friend from work!

Thor: What’s wrong with you? You’re making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!

Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.

Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so we’re good!

Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?

Thor: Yeah,it’s called…the Revengers!

Val: Revengers?

Thor: Yeah because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge and Banner is…?

Banner: I’ll get something!

Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!

(Proceeds to throw Loki)

Thor: HaHa! Works every time!

Loki: You guys look like you’re in desperate need for leadership!

Korg: Thank you!

Loki: Hit her with your lightning!

Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and she’s still ALIVE!

Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!

(Hulk gets thrown back)

Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!

Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.

Imagine Loki making that face when you get into an argument with Nick Fury

~~imagine~~

FURY: Y/n! How do I know you aren’t under Loki’s control right now? Say something you will only say to me!

YOU:How do I know you came from your moms vagina and not a trash can?

LOKI: (gif) She got you real hard on that one

FURY:SHUT YOUR HOLE BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU LOKI

LOKIIII

I honestly thought this is what’s gonna happen at this scene in Thor Ragnarok.

Loki bursts out in tears!

NOOOO! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BARBIE! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! I LOVE YOU BROTHER! BROTHERRRR! DEATH DO AS APART BROTHER!

Thor

Well in that case, (electric shocks Loki) that’ll do!

APPRECIATION POST FOR OUR MARVEL MEN

I died...

I Will Come (Joker x Reader x Avengers)

Summary: You worked with the avengers on a mission to put Joker in Belle Reve Prison. During the mission, you pretended to be Jokers girlfriend in order to get to some personal information. During that period of time, you actually fell in love with the Joker but never told anyone. Once the avengers heard you got everything you needed, they captured joker and took him to Belle Reve Prison. The rest is to be read…!

Warnings: A lot of swearing, violence, bit of abuse

“Oh thank god this mission is FINALLY done!” You said at the meeting. Everyone was exhausted, nobody got a good sleep for a week cause of Joker. “Don’t think the mission is done yet people!” Fury said. All the avengers looked at each other and then looked towards Fury waiting for him to continue. Unlike you who started whining like a baby and hit your head on the desk!

“What do you mean?” Tony questioned. “We put him in Belle Reve and added some of our best S.H.E.I.L.D fighters! What can go wrong?” Bruce exclaimed. “That’s what you think but Joker can escape anything before you know it!” You knew he can. “God dammit! WHYYYY?” You cried out loud. “And guess who he would want to get to first?” The whole room vibrated with your name! “ME? Why me?” You questioned.

“You were the one who was assigned to be his other side in the mission. You pretended to be his girlfriend and the one thing Joker hates is…” “Liars” Tony whisper yelled. “Okay but I told him there actually wasn’t anything between me and him! That everything I ever told him or did towards him was just for this mission!” You replied.

“Why would you say that?” Natasha asked. “I don’t know! I thought it was a good idea at the moment.” You mumbled the last part under your breath. “What else did you say?” Bucky asked. “I maybe told him Iworkforsheild!” You said the last part fast. “What did you say?” Wanda asked again. “OKAY FINE! I TOLD HIM I WORK FOR SHEILD!” You yelled and got out of your chair. Everyone was surprised that you, Y/n, would make such a stupid move! You were kind of panicking now. “What did he say for those things?” Clint questioned. “Okay so this is what happened…” You were gonna only tell them half of it.

—FLASHBACK—

You kept a distance from his prison cell just for safety reasons because you regret everything you did! Even though he’s a cruel, cold, heartless monster, he did have a good side to him that people rarely see! You and the other Avengers were waiting for his arrival at his new home and then you saw him. You had a gun just in case he were to do something stupid!

As soon as he saw Tony,Natasha,Steve and Bucky, he knew all this is happening cause of the Avengers. “Hahaha it was you guys! How did this even happen?” He still didn’t see you yet since you left the place. You wanted to come in after he was locked or when he was going to get locked. All though you were further away from the cell, you did hear everything clearly.

You soon walked in and Joker started laughing! “There she is! My doll is here to kill all of you! She’s the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! She’s my girl, my angel, my sweetheart! I knew she would come to save me!” He retorted happily. You felt really guilty inside, you felt dead inside cause of what you’re doing to the Joker! “What are you waiting for? KILL THEM!” He demanded but you couldn’t.

“Agent Red Fury (That’s your superhero name), it is nice to see you again!” Nick greeted you with a smile. You didn’t want to look at Joker since you don’t like his face when he’s angry. “Agent Red Fury? Who the FUCK IS AGENT RED FURY?“ He yelled for an answer. You had to finish what you started so you forgot everything you’ve done with him and went calmly towards him.

“Hello Joker! It’s nice to see puddin in jail isn’t it?” You said with a smirk. Joker had anger in his eyes, you’ve never seen his face with this much anger and knowing you caused it! BOI that’s bad. “YOU! I…YOU FUCKING CUNT! HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH THE JOKER!” All the avengers were scared for the first time except you. To be honest you’re shit scared too! But you’re gonna go with the flow! “It’s funny how you actually thought a girl like me would fall in love with you!” You said walking towards him with your arms crossed.

You told the guards to stay near the doors and to release his hand cuff. After they did that they raced towards the entrance to make sure he had no way of escaping. Joker played with his hands for awhile. “Doll! That was a horrible move! You know never to play with the Joker right? Didn’t I teach you that?” He was walking towards you. “Yes! You also taught me your ways and secrets of fighting! That would be really useful right now!” You looked at Joker in the eye and then before you can act, he slapped you really hard on the side of your face. You felt the sting on the cheek for a good 10 to 20 seconds and then grabbed your gun!

You looked around and saw Clint, Steve and Natasha holding a gun. You got up and pointed the gun straight towards Jokers forehead. “You’re gonna shoot me? DO IT!” Obviously he saw which gun you were holding and it was his favourite gun! “I’m not gonna shoot you with your own gun! I’m not that mean! I’d rather just kick you in the nuts and leave!” You told the others to leave and it was just you, Joker and 2 other guards.

Joker was put in his cell and you were standing right in front of it. Joker was sitting on the floor. “Mister J?” You whispered. He looked up and stayed there staring. “I’m sorry Mister J! I don’t know what happened to me!” He stood up and walked towards the bars. “Baby girl just get me out of here and then you can join me for real!” He said. His hands were now holding on the bar and you were close to it as well. “I thought you can’t trick the Joker but I just did!” You said laughing.

He got really angry and grabbed your neck. “You think you’re real funny don’t you? Let me show you what’s funny once I escape this prison! You can’t hide Sweetheart! Never from the Joker!” He threatened while having you in hold. Struggling to breathe you asked, “Did…you.act.ually….love..m..me?” At this point you were crying so he let go of you.

With teary eyes you turned towards the guards and demanded them to leave! After they left you turned towards Joker and saw that his eyes were red! You stole the keys to his cell. You used your power to bust the cameras. You opened the gate and walked in locking the door behind you. You were standing there, you wiped your tears and looked up. “You still didn’t answer my question?”

You had a fake smile on your face and he noticed that. He moved closer and slapped you once again. You yelped, you felt the stinging sensation and then he had you in a choke hold AGAIN. “This is why I love you! You can take all the pain, the abuse! You could’ve left but you didn’t. Even though your mission was to catch me or kill me, you saved me multiple times. That’s exactly why I love you Y/n!”

With that said you hugged him tightly. Surprisingly he hugged you back! You both started hearing things from the loud speaker. “ GUARDS PLEASE GO TO JOKERS CELL! I REPEAT, GO TO JOKERS CELL RIGHT NOW!” He pulled away from the hug and kissed you passionately! You returned the kiss and this went on for 2 minutes probably. You pulled away and said, “I’m sorry J but everything has to end here, right now! I don’t wanna leave you but this has to happen! You have to hate me! Whatever you do, only know me as the girl who put you in Belle Reve prison.” Joker looked mad and yelled, “SO YOU’RE GONNA FUCKING LEAVE ME? ARE YOU INSANE? I CAN’T FORGET YOU!”

You pushed him away and locked the gates. You stood right in front of him, only the bars separating you. “If I had to choose you or the avengers, I’ll choose them over anyone! KNOW THAT! Why do you think I said I’ll take the mission? Because I have a dark side and a bright side. And you’re feelings are easy to play with and here I am, standing in front of you as your ex-girlfriend.” “EX? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EX? YOU FUCKING BITCH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!”

You looked at him and said, “I’m an Avenger, a hero, not a villain!” “Don’t fucking think this is the end Red Fury! I will come and find you, and make you pay for what you’ve said and done to me! I’ll still love you no matter what!” He repeated. “I DON’T FUCKING LOVE YOU JOKER! I DON’T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS A VILLAIN JUST CAUSE I WAS IN LOVE WITH ONE! IF YOU ESCAPE, I’LL STILL BE THE REASON WHY YOU’RE IN PRISON AGAIN. I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU DIE IN HERE, JUST DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME! I don’t love you anymore!” You said leaving the place with tears. “Y/N! Y/N! DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM THIS CONVERSATION! THIS ISN’T OVER BABY GIRL!” You heard Joker scream and bang on the bars! “LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCK SAKES!” You yelled back.

“Keep an eye on him guys! He’s not the one to last in a prison for a week! He’ll find out a way to contact Frost! Oh and sorry about the cameras, the reason why they weren’t working was my fault! I’m not fixing it though!” You said not taking charge. “If he does escape, I’ll kill all of you guys!” You threatened the guards and left.

“I’ll come baby girl! Just for you I will return! HA HA HA HA HA!”