I liked it out of sympathy
liking guys is hard bc what do you mean it’s the nerd?? who wears shorts all year round?? really???
mari was killed by a card meant for hannah, in a trap meant for lottie, by a conspiracy meant for shauna, and yet there was no other way for this story to go. shes been dead since the beginning.
I went to Sicily recently with my latin class and the guide started telling us the story of saint agatha and tell me why my brain went "heh- she's kinda Laura Lee coded" like ok autism chill tf out
are u trying to get they who shall not be named to beat ur ass for foresaking their nationality
a post completely unrelated to any other past posts but i’m actually italian
I love the Minecraft wolves so much. They are so cute...
Which one is your favorite?
Mine is the woods wolf because he looks like me :)
WHY DO I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE GETTING GFS WHILE IM OUT HERE PINING OVER SHIT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN???
edited the blog to honor the cuntiest cunt to ever grace this earth taken to soon at the hands of bisexual Stalin 🙏🙏🙏
no that's Lottie Shauna didn't even have them to begin with ☺️
People who don't watch the show should try to guess what she's smiling about here
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Do it do it
People who don't watch the show should try to guess what she's smiling about here
I can't decide whether it's funnier to think Travis was just taking a shot in the dark and hit the target with the sleepover make outs or if Jackie's genuinely whispering in his ear like "yeah. I mean I knew she was gay because we used to kiss like... all the time. Like, with tongue and everything. Can't believe she went for Melissa, though. Nat's right there. Oh, shit. Sorry Travis."
Feel like a lot of people somehow missed the fact Melissa, Gen and Akilah were all collectively trying to isolate and kill Shauna, Tai and Lottie, its just none of them managed to actually go through with it. Van interrupts before Gen can even try, Akilah picks up a rock but can't make herself strike Lottie with it, Melissa gets the furthest but looking in Shauna's eyes as she struggles to breathe she just cant quite finish the job. Effectively the three of them and Mari orcestrated the hunt because they thought the chaos of it would be the best way to isolate and kill the people they see as causing the violence and stopping them from going home. The irony being that this means they instigated the violence this time, and, to be clear, this is all without even knowing about Nat, Van, and Misty's plan with the satellite phone. So they can try to say this was all Shauna and Lottie's doing but it wasn't, not when the others deliberately used what they knew of Shauna and Lottie's tendencies to try and benefit themselves, and isnt that what they've done all along really? Used Shauna and Lottie to assuage their own guilt and complicity in the violence.
Natalie Scatorccio been that BEE👏👏 Loved this girl since day 1 and even more after Full Circle!!
How's this story for you? Once upon a time, a bunch of teenage girls got stranded in the Wilderness, and they went completely fucking nuts. They worshipped evil spirits, and they hunted their friends, and they feasted on their flesh, and they fucking liked it. So they told themselves stupid fairy tales and pretended they were brave and strong. Because the reality was that even if rescue came, they could never go home again. Because of what they'd done. Because of what they'd become. That's the truth.
YELLOWJACKETS — Season 3 (2025)
the red means i love you
some people are dodging the point so hard. like yes shaunas the "bad guy", shes the one who wants people dead (and maybe lottie too ig) but this story has always been about why its even possible for that to matter. shes literally just one person so why dont they all just refuse to participate? nat does, repeatedly, but no one stands with her so lottie and shauna get what they want. we saw that shauna literally backed down when tai stood up to her, she isnt some unstoppable force.
this is and has always been about passive violence. how being silent in the face of violence, not actively standing up and saying "No" is complicity. tai and van rigging the cards so it will be the "outsider" who gets hunted is complicity. it is commentary on how we allow "fringe" members of our communities to be cast out, othered, hunted, because we're too afraid for ourselves to stand in solidarity with them. but then in the end when the violence comes for you or your friend or your family theres no one left to stand with you because you abandoned those "others" who could have stood with you. shauna and lottie only have the power that the girls give them by being passively complicit in a similar way to how shauna was complicit in tai's plan for allie in the pilot. and so it goes again and again. they all ostracised jackie, watched javi drown, let shauna intimidate and lottie lead them to vote against ben. this show is literally inspired by twin peaks, a story in which an entire town is found to be complict in the murder of a girl they all snubbed every possible opportunity to save. the point is not that shauna is the villian but rather that she is only able to hurt people because the others have created an environment that indulges her worst impulses.
Just wanna point out how if anyone else tried to even attempt what Melissa did to Shauna, Shauna would’ve literally skinned them chin to anus without a second thought. Like Melissa rocked Shauna’s shit with that tree branch, continued to overpower her, and then tried to choke her to death. You can’t tell me that shauna doesn’t have some feeling for her cause she really just let all that slide. We’re talking about bisexual satan, oshauna bin laden, shaudam Hussein, wilderness jigsaw, ect ect
Her face. Her fucking face. Van going "it's Mari" in that choked up, distraught voice. Gen distracting Tai so that "Mari could have a fighting chance". Lottie telling Mari she'd been there before. Oh my god. None of them wanted her to die. None of them wanted to eat her. They all just wanted to go home.
I feel like I need to say this for some reason but idk if anyone agrees but me personally, I LOVE Shauna, as a character. Her story is amazing to me as someone who loves fucked up characters. However in NO WAY am I going to defend her bro. Like I'm actively rooting against her all while loving her, in contrast to Lottie. Who I do root for, prmarily because unlike Shauna she genuinely believes what she's doing is helping (it's not). That's where I draw the line and I understand hating Shauna, but like can we stop hating people who love her? Please? Cause I'm on ur side of oh I CANNOT wait for her to get what's coming for her all the while appreciating her as a story, as a fictional character, as someone who could've been so different.
oh fucking SLAY bitch that is her name!
yellowjackets 3x10 spoilers ahead.
i actually think there were two separate teams conspiring in the finale. i don’t think mari, akilah, gen, and melissa were working with van, nat, and misty. not because they didn’t want to, but because neither group knew what the other was up to.
mari, akilah, gen, and melissa seemed like they wanted the hunt to happen so they could use it as a cover to kill shauna and lottie. they’re the only two really keeping them stuck out there. mari told shauna, “you deserve everything that’s coming for you,” and then melissa straight-up tackled her and almost killed her like it was planed. akilah literally went after lottie with a brick. the hunt was an opportunity to get rid of the people standing between them and rescue. meanwhile, van, nat, and misty were working on their own plan, one that just happened to benefit from the chaos of the hunt. they didn’t want the hunt either, but it gave nat cover to escape and call for help.
honestly, if either group had known what the other was doing, the hunt probably wouldn’t have been necessary at all. they could’ve just teamed up and jumped shauna and lottie directly.
worlds bitchiest afterlife
Spoilers for yellowjackets season 3
I honestly really liked how we got a different side to the pit girl situation. I liked how Gen was trying to help Mari how she could, and there was remorse. I hope next season I get Travis grieving because his pit killed her, and hopefully Akilah grieves too because I loved her friendship with Mari in the other seasons. Now that Shauna is acknowledging her memories now I hope Mari haunts the narrative too and is actually a bitch about it. Ghost Mari, please don't let her rest 🙏
rip to this canonically absolute fucking dumbass (picks fights with the deranged butcher, gets dumped for the guy's cousin, is too sexy for this cave, falls into a pit TWICE)