CRUDE OIL

That man outside with the jar of honey just wants to be your friend, Don't worry

Anyone wanna pick me up, hold me close, and then shake me until you hear the spray paint can rattle?

The song that plays over the supermarket PA system in Rabbids Go Home just started playing at work why do I remember this

Mew deciding to have a ‘no float’ day

i decided to try writing a short childhood memoir, and now i'm 50 pages in and it's devolved into an itemized list of grievances.

Reasons I love Mew (Pokémon):

1) Kitty

2) Cat

3) Soft

4) Babey

5) Mew

Oh no, you crit failed summon monster! Instead of a monster you summon (roll a d20):

A single goblin who is unable to fight your enemies but is very enthusiastic to try

An unimpressed horse

The monster you wanted to summon, but high off its tits on acid

Ben Shapiro

An extremely confused Grey Knight Space Marine

Just a fuck ton of fancy soaps

Your own spleen

A mimic who's very embarrassed at being seen non-shapeshifted

The monster you want to summon but at 200mph

Every monster ever published in any D&D book ever all at once

The IRL game group

A heartwarming narrative about identity and personal growth in the american west

An asteroid the size of Scotland

The Discourse

An exact mental and physical copy of yourself who insists that they just summoned you

Your dad who went to the store to "get milk" 20 years ago

D&D First Edition

Late Stage Capitalism

The monster you wanted to summon but deconstructed into inch-square parts

My fist into your face. Fuck you.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Reverse the decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill

I want the Government to reverse their decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill, as this legislation contains importa

hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word

this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures

Circle of protection against capitalism

This website is well named because it makes me feel like I'm rotating in a contraption