Yes!

☆~Dr. Phantasmo with Dottie~☆:

When the two finally arrived at Phantasmo’s mansion, Dottie starts worrying about what he would do to her

He strapped her to a chair and used a finger to lift her chin. He started caressing her face gently and intimidatingly. She was shaking like a chihuahua with dread and started to cry, Phantasmo upon seeing his “guest” crying like that, tries to reassure her that he won’t do anything bad to her, he only wants to know the source of her scent. She stopped crying a little and just waited for his next moves

After some research, Phantasmo would discover two things: that Dottie is already in a relationship with Agatha Barret (Baguette cookie human’s name) and that she’s actually a humanoid cookie person! He looks at her with interest and mischievous curiosity, he knows he promised not to hurt her but… a few eggs must be broken in order to make a cookie hehehe~

He only cuts one of her fingers (you know, no big deal) off and analyzed her reaction and the finger itself: she obviously felt pain (no shit Sherlock) and the finger looked like a cookie on the inside and she was bleeding coffee jam

He’s fascinated by this and… he teasingly eats the finger in front of her (you know, no big deal again) and she’s horrified by this:

Dottie: h-hey…! You’ll will have to bake a new finger for me! Why did you do this?!

Phantasmo: because sometimes i feel “hungry” to get more information about my “guests”~

Dottie: you literally ate my finger!

After some more research, Phantasmo would discover that it is possible to bake new body parts for the host if they lose a member or a little finger. Of course that Dottie is the one who showed him that, since he forgot how to bake things, usually it was T-oby who did that for him

After this little “disagreement”, they slowly were starting to become friends… and then, something more~

Of course, Dottie would still date Agatha. But now she, Phantasmo and Agatha were in a poly relationship! :D (of course, at first Agatha was very against also dating Phantasmo because he’s a criminal and a villain, these two wouldn’t get along so well… but since they both loved the same person, they started to tolerate each other’s presence)

Phantasmo’s favorite part of sniffing Dottie would be her hair, it’s where her coffee scent is the most stronger

Their size difference would be very visible and Phantasmo loves to embarrass and intimidate her with his size~ he would a lot of times press her against his chest just to hear her yelp, hehehe~

He loves calling her doll, darling or bittie (which would be a “new” word he created to not necessarily call her sweetie, since she was more bitter than sweet… after all he ate her finger soooo…)

Sometimes he would beg her to eat another finger but she would give him a dry no, but when he begs just right (and too much too) she just sighs and lets him LIGHTLY chew on her fingers

(He also loves licking her face sometimes too, hehehehahaha!)

She would be his conscience whenever he wants to do something evil or bad. And also threat to leave him if he doesn’t stop doing his evil shenanigans

He loves squeezing her cheeks, that’s it, that’s the headcanon. (I’m just a sucker for villains who squeeze their loved ones cheeks)

☆~Dr. Phantasmo with Coffee Candy Cookie ~☆:

How did Dottie ended up in Phantasmo’s plate? Well: since she and baguette cookie works at the TBD, they both were sent to go to Phantasmo’s mansion to change his ways by reminding him of his past, since he always seem to forget it

When they arrived at Phantasmo’s kitchen, they were mistaken by T-oby as gingerbread man cookies that he made for his dad and he quickly grabbed them and placed them on the plate: CCC was too afraid to speak up and BC decided that it was best to remain silent until they got to Phantasmo

As i previously wrote:

Phantasmo: hehehe~ it was “nice” meeting you~

And with that, Phantasmo crushed CCC without any trouble

Baguette cookie saw the whole scene unfold before her very eyes: she… was horrified… but also now extremely angry!

She clenched her fists and started shouting at Phantasmo, he quickly noticed her and also grabbed her:

Bc: H-how… dare you! She was my girlfriend! Y-you killed her…! You… you monster!

Phantasmo: oh please, relax, she’ll be fine… i’ll make a new body for her from scratch!

Bc: you’ll… make a… new body from scratch…? Do you… really mean that…?

Phantasmo: of course~ and i’ll shall make a new body for you as well~

Bc: w-wait-!

Before bc could do anything, she was also crushed to dust by Phantasmo

And so, he started working on making new bodies for the two cookies, but this time he would make them human!

He killed two borrowers that were hiding under his desk and mixed with the soul jam and life powder

After some testing, he finally brought them back to life!

CCC gasped for air and BC was sweating cold: they couldn’t believe that they were back to life! (But they were also glad)

Phantasmo: see~? I’ve told you that i could do this~

Bc: …was it REALLY necessary to kill us?

Phantasmo: Hmpf! You are really ungrateful! I could have eaten you two but no: i gave you new bodies! A thanks would be really welcomed…

Ccc: …uh… thanks for bringing us back…? Wait… who did you kill to make these bodies for us…? And how did you make us look like our older selves?

Phantasmo: …let’s not worry about the details so much… say, what were you two doing in my mansion? Hmm? For what purpose?

After bc told Phantasmo about their mission, he scratched his chin and then smiled mischievously:

Phantasmo: say… could i keep your little girlfriend as my pet~?

Bc: absolutely no!

Phantasmo: Hmpf, you don’t really have a say on this…

And since then they’ve been living with Phantasmo (much to their dismay and dislike of him): after all… they couldn’t return to their normal lives anymore, they were not cookies anymore and they are dependent of him…

Phantasmo loves to tease both of them but he clearly enjoys teasing ccc more

He always sew new clothes for them, but he makes the most prettier for ccc because of her scent

Mysteriously, their scents were still on them

Phantasmo changed their names to Dottie and Agatha, after all, they were not cookies anymore, were they?

Agatha hates Phantasmo with a passion and Dottie… she just sometimes afraid of him, sometimes she likes him

Phantasmo loves to lick Dottie just to scare her

He usually sleeps with them over his chest or on his “hair”

Oh? So you're sad that there's almost no one in this fandom? Well guess what, here's a crack ship idea for you: Dr. Phantasmo x Coffee candy cookie! Muhehehehe! >:3

(yes, i know: this won't magically bring more fans to the Telltown fandom but I thought that this would make you chuckle a little bit and continue to give you more inspiration to make art for this small fandom! Please, don't give up! 🥺)

Holy. Fucking. Shit bro! This, now THIS is what i am talking about!

Yes just:

☆~Fucking Y E S~☆

And like, this one crackship actually makes a little bit of sense, come on, COME ON, just, just HEAR👏ME👏OUT👏:

Phantasmo does like coffee a lot, doesn’t he? And coffee candy cookie is made of coffee, so: it would be a match made in heaven! Like, Phantasmo would never try to hurt her or experiment on her because her scent would be intoxicating to him (he would be sort of a little addicted to her coffee scent) and she would have a big and strong ghost to protect her from whoever or whatever tries to hurt her in any way!

And like, i have now some ideas i cooked here for you guys!

Here’s two versions: the human one (where coffee candy cookie is a human and her name would be Dottie) and the cookie one!

☆~Dr. Phantasmo with Dottie~☆:

So, like: you would be probably thinking, “ah but Honey mochi, if Phantasmo would be over heels for coffee candy cookie because of her scent as a cookie, how and why would he be over heels for her as a human if she doesn’t smell like coffee?” And ahahaha! Allow me to explain it to you >:)

I’m still figuring it out but, like, Dottie wouldn’t be a normal ordinary human: she would be a humanoid cookie person! (Basically, she would look like a human but have the features of a cookie: like, instead of blood, she would have coffee jam for example) So she would still have her coffee scent! ;D

With that out of the way, we can begin the headcanons!

These two would have met in a cafe where Phantasmo was looking (as usual) for victims for his experiments. He would quickly steal (because of course he isn’t going to pay for something he can’t even drink) a bag of coffee beans to make at home when he instantly smelled a delicious coffee scent coming from a apparently human girl…?

At first he was confused as to why and how this scent was coming from her. But quickly his confusion would become a curiosity and he was determined to find out how and why this girl has a strong coffee scent

He would overly confidently approach her and start some small talk with her:

Phantasmo: hello there darling~ I couldn’t help but notice that you have a strong scent of coffee coming from you, could i know how and why is that possible~?

Dottie: . . .I… w-who are you…?

Phantasmo: Ah~ where are my manners~? Dr. Phantasmo but… you especially may call me Phanta~

Dottie’s face goes pale from fear: she has heard about this infamous individual before. She quickly tries to get up to get out of there but Phantasmo had already grabbed her arm and lifted it above her head:

Phantasmo: Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ we don’t want to bring any… unnecessary attention, do we now darling~?

Dottie desperately tries to punch him and now the whole cafe was looking at the two and some people from the staff were trying to help her out, but Phantasmo (who honestly was having his patience on a thread with this whole situation) pulled out a gun and pointed at Dottie (don’t worry! The gun is fake, but no one needs to know about this besides Phantasmo):

Phantasmo: if any of you DARES to approach us, she dies~ am i clear? Good.

And when no one dared to challenge him, Phantasmo very calmly lifted effortlessly Dottie and placed her over his shoulder and started to float away with her as his hostage

She would yell and punch Phantasmo’s back until she would get tired of panicking so much and just, kind of give up

Aaaaand on my next post i’ll write more about CCC “human” version, i promise (it’s because it’s already midnight as i am writing this and i’m tired as fuuuuuck hahaha…)

☆~Dr. Phantasmo with Coffee Candy Cookie ~☆:

These two would have met when CCC was looking for her girlfriend (Baguette Cookie) and somehow ended up in Phantasmo’s plate (also going to explain better how on my next post). Just when he picked her up to eat her (yes, yes i know, I KNOW: Phantasmo can’t CANONICALLY eat nor drink anything but this is all just some silly headcanons, soooo… on MY headcanons he can eat and drink, okay? Okay.) she desperately tries to shout and plead for her life

Phantasmo looked around to see who was talking with him, he just shrugged it off and when he was about to eat her, he opened his eyes and saw that the cookie he was going to eat was… alive…? He looked at her confused but also intrigued

He brought her closer to his face and started to examine her more closely:

Phantasmo: my… are my eyes and ears deceiving me or did you just… talked right now…?

CCC: …Y-yes… i am a living being you k-know…! You should be more careful when picking up cookies to eat! Some are alive!

Phantasmo: …My my… i must have really gone insane! Look at me: talking with a cookie! Gosh… but oh well, it’s like the saying: “if you’re crazy, just embrace your craziness” or something like that… say my delicious little “friend”, how in the world are you alive?

CCC: I… it’s because of the life powder that the witches use to create us… or so i believe is that…

Phantasmo: pfft, always magic… why don’t people just use the good old science to create life anymore? Well, it’s been a fun little chat with you but now i’m going to eat yo-

CCC: N-NO!!! Please don’t! I’ll do anything, ANYTHING j-just… don’t eat me… please…

Phantasmo: pffft buahahahahaha!!! Now that’s a good one: how exactly do you plan on being USEFUL for me~? I mean, you’re just a little treat in my eyes~

CCC: h-hey…! I can be u-useful…! Just please, give me a chance!

Phantasmo: hmm… yeah… maybe, just maybe you could be useful to me~ answer me this: how exactly do i, let’s just say, take your life powder out of you~?

CCC: W-well… we cookies also have soul jams but these two things are fused with our dough so… w-wait… y-you are… you are not REALLY considering doing what i think you are going to do… are y-you…?

Phantasmo: Hehehe~ it was “nice” meeting you~

To be continued… on my next post :p

Aaaand here’s part two of the married life of Phantasmo and Charlie! For you @salmonlover955!

They would start living together on his mansion (he couldn’t sell the mansion because he’s too attached to it and because he doesn’t want to give up on the rich lifestyle he has, lol)

He’s the one who always cooks (he ain’t letting Charlie cook after he saw her “exotic” culinary abilities…)

Charlie would find a real job since Phantasmo is so adamant to be the “housewife” and she doesn’t want to look and be the lazy one on this relationship

She’s would be a firefighter! :D

Phantasmo would always be sick of worried about his wife: and that’s why when he’s still carrying on his villain life style, he tries to do the least damage possible in a place and not set fire anywhere else anymore… he doesn’t want her to get hurt or… worse… also he would make sure her colleagues would protect her at ALL costs… (usually he would threaten her colleagues)

And about Phantasmo still being a villain: they would have a lot of discussions about this… but then Charlie saw that this was who Phantasmo was now, she decided to let it slide… BUT, under some conditions: he WOULDN’T make unethical experiments with others ANYMORE, he WOULDN’T trick people to buy from him fishy experiments ANYMORE, he WOULDN’T kidnap and kill people ANYMORE and other more radical evil things that he did before they got married… (believe it or not, Charlie still lets Phantasmo be his evil villain self… it’s just that most of the things she crossed out from his villainous routine, lol)

He still sometimes finds a loophole for Charlie’s conditions hehehe~

They then would feel a little bored after a while… the same routine every day… one day, Phantasmo tired of all of this, suggested that they should fight again, not arguing but literally physical fighting. Charlie felt a little hesitant because… now things were a little different from what they were before: they should say romantic stuff to each other, watch movies and do other ordinary couple stuff together… shouldn’t they…? Charlie didn’t want to ruin what they had… she wouldn’t forgive herself if she did so…

But Phantasmo then held Charlie’s hands gently and reassured her that that’s what he wanted… he was also afraid that if they kept acting like a “”normal”” couple… things would eventually grow cold between them… and Phantasmo didn’t want that. He loved Charlie very much.

Charlie then smirked and ordered Phantasmo to lay down on the couch… he wasn’t understanding what she was saying and then she decided to make it more clear for him: she pushed him effortlessly against the couch and then started caressing his neck…

After some caressing, she lightly grabbed his neck. Not trying to choke or straggle him but gently playing with him. He was now so pink that he looked like a big pink heart~

You could say he was enjoying it way too much and asked Charlie to tighten her grip on his neck… she looked at him funny and started chuckling:

Phantasmo: S-stop laughing…! I’m just… enjoying the m-moment…

Charlie: uh hu~ right~ why don’t you beg just a little more~? Then perhaps i might just do it~

Phantasmo: *looking at Charlie with his big bright pink eyes pleadingly* p-pretty… please…?

And then, Charlie tightened her grip around Phantasmo’s neck: his breathing was more restricted and he was loving every second of it… she then lightly nibbled his cheek and they looked at each other and… they started to make out :3

Sometimes Charlie feels a little burnt out from work and call sick just so she doesn’t have to work… she feels a little depressed and Phantasmo is ready for the rescue: he makes some soup noodles, pizza and bring her some nice and comfortable pillows and blankets. He then gives her kisses on her forehead and tells her it is normal to feel that way sometimes and there’s nothing she should feel ashamed of about. 🥹

And the same goes for Phantasmo: if Charlie notices that he’s feeling a little blue or having a breakdown, she immediately starts smooching his face and since he doesn’t need to eat and drink, she prepares him a bath, but instead of hot water it is hot coffee, lol

When she did this the first time, Phantasmo was visibly confused and couldn’t believe she did that… like, he certainly appreciates the gesture but… it was certainly weird… and then he got used to it and even enjoyed when she did that :D

they're married your honor (PHANTASMO'S LITERALLY BLUSHING DUDE LOOK AT HIS PINK HAIR)

I think that might be because of two factors:

He’s eager to trick Charlie because he loves to annoy her hfghfhgfhfgfgh

And because he kind of hoped Charlie would kiss him like a prince kissing the princess hfghfhfgfh (this one may be very unlikely but we love it anyways)

Buuuuut you’re certainly right: they are INDEED married hahaha! (Heck, i might even write some married life headcanons for these two! ;))

Fun fact about any of your ocs pls?

Oliver can shrink himself with his knowledge about magic he studied so much… now… as for why he would want to shrink himself… let’s just say he has his own reasons… lol.

Emilly is a homeschooled person… The reason… because Élos saw what happened when he sent Oliver to school and… well… let’s just say it did not ended well…

Lena at first wanted to be an astronaut when she was younger… but when she turned sixteen she simply said she wanted to work as a robotic mechanic like her mother.

And as for Nykui… it’s a bittersweet fact here that he dreams of what his mother looked like… (even if he never met her…) and also dreams about his father making cinnamon sugar beignets… (but for this to not end on a sad note: Nykui has the most cutest hand motions ever when he’s sleeping! ;3)

Eeeyyy! Guess who wants more Phantasmo x reader? Me! :D (btw, I am the "chubby reader" anon if you haven't noticed!)

Could you write some Phantasmo x tiny/borrower reader? (And a reader more taller than Phantasmo? Or even a GIANT reader???)

🤨

Why do i feel something… odd about this ask…?

Well, i’ll hand you some headcanons…

(Also i hope Fluff don’t jump at my throat on this one)

☆~Phantasmo with a borrower darling~☆:

You two have met when you were spotted by him and lifted by his ghost tail, him bringing you very closely to his face, his cold breath on your tiny face and his piercing malicious eyes on you… you desperately tried to plead for your life… and him still deciding what to do with you… until he spoke:

Phantasmo: how long have you been here?

Y/n: . . .I… i…

Phantasmo: a n s w e r M E.

Y/n: eeepp! 6 months s-sir…!

Phantasmo: 6 months… hmm…

Phantasmo then squeezed you with his ghost tail a little tighter and gave you a really creepy grin.

Phantasmo: say~ how about this: i spare your pathetic little life and in exchange… you’ll be my little stress toy~

Y/n: s-stress t-t-toy…? What do you-!

Before you could ask any further, he tossed you on his palm and started squeezing the hell out of you, his hand would tremble lightly from excitement of bringing you pain and with the amount of pressure he was applying to your tiny body… until he stopped and examined you to see if you were still alive, and, to his surprise, you were. Maybe with a few broken ribs, but you were still alive!

Phantasmo: Hmm~ good, good~ perhaps you’ll be of entertainment for me~

He then would lock you up in a… rather spacious cage…? And place a big cookie in front of you… at first you were suspicious and scared it would be a trap: that he was only toying with you and at any moment would kill you, maybe the cookie was made with poison? Or worse: he would place a big snake inside the cage! Weirdly enough, it even looked like he was reading your mind and tried to… “reassure” you:

Phantasmo: no, there isn’t any tricks to this, i can be nice sometimes… see?

Phantasmo would then pat your head with his pointer finger gently.

Phantasmo: now~ try to get some rest and… don’t dream of a snake eating you alive or you eating a poisonous cookie! Hahahaha!

Yeah… talk about reassurance… you two may not had the best start but, eventually, he would grow more fondly of you! :D

He would still call you his “little pet” or his “mouse” just to fluster you~

Basically your routine would be: be squeezed by him whenever he’s angry, stressed or bored; eat; clean yourself; sometimes go on a “walk” with him (he would put you in his pocket of his lab coat) IF he’s feeling nice; sleep and repeat.

When you two grow more fond of the other, he would… get more bolder with his shenanigans: he would “threaten” you to put you into his mouth and bite off your limbs… or swallow you whole… (of course, you don’t like that one bit and burst out crying. He immediately apologizes and swears he will be more gentle with his “threats”, which is actually him fooling around with you, but since he almost never interacts with people, he has terrible social interaction and say shit like this)

Of course he loves you, he just sucks at showing it, lol

But… sometimes, SOMETIMES, he might feel a little tempted to… have a taste of you. Now, now: i know Fluff has confirmed that Phantasmo can’t eat or drink… but she never said he can’t place something or someone (don’t you get any funny ideas) on his mouth ☝️

Eventually he… does places you on his mouth, but, but, but: he asks for your consent first… you were… still with a back foot on this but… you kind have been… also a little curious to know what it is like being inside a mouth… you nod and he claps his hands together happily: he brings you towards his lips and opens his mouth, he waits a few seconds for you to climb in. You do and… god, oh god his mouth was much more scarier up close! You immediately tap his tongue and he (a little sadly because he really liked your taste) let you out.

He would then always start asking you if he could place you on his mouth, which you would agree but under the condition of him always letting you out whenever you felt uncomfortable or scared.

Sometimes he would playfully and lightly chew on you, you know, like a chewing toy. He would also press you against the inside of his cheeks just to tease you.

He really loves your taste: you taste bitter to him, but, since he loves coffee and can’t drink it, you are the perfect substitute for that! :D

Oh oh oh! Also one more thing: he would definitely sew you a couple of little clothes, just for you. 🥹

☆~Phantasmo with a tall (and a giant) person~☆:

Honestly Phantasmo wouldn’t be intimidated by your size if you were a couple of inches taller than him, there’s even a old drawing of Fluff where Phantasmo is interrogating a (presumably) tall guy:

(Image above was drawn by Fluffpillow)

Okay, the (presumably) guy isn’t THAT tall compared to Phantasmo, but my point still stands: he isn’t easily intimidated by size, at least usually…

But a GIANT? Ohohoho boy, he would be both: amazed because imagine all the experiments and bodies he can create with yours?! And absolute panic because, well, HOLY HEAVENS it’s a MOTHER FUCKING GIANT!

Okay, i know i said i would do both but… what if i… *proceeds to cheat by making the tall person have shape-shifting ability*

Like imagine the scenario: you saw Phantasmo haunting someone and you decided to scare him and teach him a lesson. At first, obviously, he isn’t afraid of you, i mean, why he would be? Especially with someone like yo-! And then, poof! You grew 10 times more bigger than him!

He immediately tries to disappear out of your way but you manage to grab him and bring him closer to your face while smirking triumphantly at him:

Y/n: not so tough now, eh little guy?

Phantasmo: y-you d-d-don’t scare me…!

Y/n: oh really~? Then what if i…

You teasingly opened your mouth, of course: you wouldn’t actually eat him, but~ he didn’t have to know~ he desperately begs you to release him:

Phantasmo: P-please…! Wh-what do you even want fro-from m-me?!

Y/n: i want you to apologize to that child over there you were scaring.

Phantasmo: Hmpf! And what if i-! OKAY, OKAY YOU WIN, YOU WIN! GOD!

It definitely took you two to get through each other’s hearts a little longer because of Phantasmo’s ego and because he was still butt-hurt from your first encounter: he hardly is out best by someone… and he ABSOLUTELY HATES being out best.

But eventually you two start dating! :D

He’s absolutely amazed by your shape-shifting ability and asks you if you could also shrink, you answer him a no.

Every time you want to kiss him, you grow into your giant form and kiss his entire face hfgfggfg

Of course, he doesn’t blush or anything (kidding, he totally blushes when you do that hfghgfgfhfhgf)

When you are not in your gargantuan size, he likes to float higher to look like he’s taller than you (have patience with him, he doesn’t like to feel short 😔🤚)

You also love poking him when you’re in your giant form gfhgfhfgfhhffh (and he annoyingly pushes your finger away from him hgfhhfgffhfh)

You basically managed to make him quit villainy: not because he WANTED TO but more like because he was PRESSURED TO by you:

Phantasmo: ooohhhh! Come on! Let at least do some evil things!

Y/n: N O.

Phantasmo: what if i only steal banks? Or, or: kidnap some ladies or-!

Y/n: do that and i’m gonna eat you.

Phantasmo: Oh! Oh okay! Are you seriously playing the “I’m GoInG tO EaT yOu” card right now?!

Y/n: yes. That or i’ll break up with you: your choice, choose your life of crime or me.

Phantasmo: Ooouhhh! You WOULDN’T dare!

Y/n: yes, yes i would.

Phantasmo: . . .i really can’t have both. . .?

Y/n: no.

Phantasmo: *sighs* F I N E… i’ll choose you…

Hewwo, would it be too much to ask if you could drop some dating headcanons about Phantasmo with a reader who falls into the "pure cinnamon roll"? You know, like my Melody? (Also i'm really curious about your fan child! Please, tell us more about her!)

Hmm… ok! :3 but first i’ll write some curiosities about Olivia, Charlie and Phantasmo’s fanchild!

She was born half dead and half alive

She has the same ability as Viola, Phantasmo’s first daughter, of changing her age: she can transform into a baby, child or teenager

She has a dark grey-ish blue skin, pink eyes and a dark purple hair

Sometimes she has intrusive thoughts about hurting others, she doesn’t like it but she can’t help herself when someone, for example, hurts themselves by accident: she either smiles or starts chuckling at the person… she feels really bad though. After doing or thinking that way (Charlie believes she takes after her father, Phantasmo and his sadism)

But it isn’t all bad though! She also took after her mother as well: her courage and determination!

Every time her parents start fighting (verbally or physically), she involuntarily morphs into a baby to gain her parents attention and make them stop fighting :)

She usually acts before thinking (just like her mother)

Her favorite animals are hamsters and pitbulls! :D

She is really friendly with T-oby, she calls him her cool uncle :)

Now… as for the dating headcanons:

☆~Phantasmo with a “cinnamon roll”-like darling!~☆

At first, Phantasmo really thought that your character was a facade. But as he slowly knew you, he realized that no: you’re actually a pure soul and a little oblivious (because everyone knows that cinnamon roll-like people are always a little oblivious to everything, if you disagree, fight me!)

Of course, he WILL take advantage of your obliviousness and innocence for his selfish and nefarious plans at first. But eventually, as time passes, he will leave you out of his dirty work

He will try to fluster and embarrass you in any way possible, but, given that you’re too oblivious to even his flirting, it all flies over your head while you smile cutely at him (and instead, you’ve flustered him hahaha!)

You like holding hands a lot with him or just snuggling against his neck or chest, of course, you’ll make him a blushing mess without even realizing yourself

You like to call him sometimes “big marshmallow” gfjgfhgfjghf XD

He will never admit it but… he loves to place you on his lap or over his shoulder when you’re sleeping while he works on his experiments

He will ALSO not admit that you’re his little “bon bon” but will demonstrate in other ways that he loves you ;)

For as incredible and unbelievable as it sounds, you can make him really flustered with any little thing you do: you kissed his cheek? Flustered mess. You called him handsome? He’ll smile shyly and awkwardly while blushing. You lay on top of him? Blushing mess.

So… long time we don’t see each other here, huh…?

Warnings: i am going to talk about some topics about suicidal thoughts and… a little bit of self loathing because sadly i am built like that…

First of all, i wanted to thank my most loyal and supportive friends:

@salmonlover955 , @malin5520 , @cabasasa , @cherry-bombs-thingss , @dreamcloud12/@dreamdoll-12 and @terroristis3638…

For… you know… worrying about me and… checking up on me…

I would also like to apologize for making you guys worry about me so much… sometimes i… feel like i don’t deserve any of this kind of… attention…

But nonetheless… I am grateful for that… so… thank y’all, you guys are the best and i know one day (if you aren’t already being recognized) you all will be just like our idols: Jencil and Fluffpillow… talented and amazingly awesome…

With that out of my chest… let’s… talk about… the not so great stuff…

You know? It… was very, very… hard for me to come here and… explain the stuff that is happening on my life…

One because i… felt like if i did… i would be bothering you all with… unnecessary drama that you all clearly are going through worse than me…

And, btw, i may not have said a single reassuring word to any of you when you guys vented… (and i am deeply sorry for that…) but just know that… i am always praying for you all and… sending my best vibes and encouraging energy to all of you… (even though i am not in the best moment of my life mentally myself, haha…)

And two… well, here goes nothing, i guess:

I am currently 21 (still living with my parents, but that’s really not THE problem… the problem is… i just sometimes feel like… a useless lazy ass… that i am an adult (even though i am still trying to process this… let me ya: it’s hard…) and… “technically”… i would be considered a loser because of that… that i am not trying “hard” enough to be truly a “true mature” adult… you guys… get… the idea…) 12 of July of this year i turned 21… (i wanted to make a special headcanon/Fanfic for you all regarding my birthday… but oh well, surprise, surprise… i was too… “lazy” to do it… like i always am…), i have a brother who has Down syndrome (who i worry so much and care about his future… like… simple things like: having a wife (not husband because he only likes women), having independence, having… you know… a life of his own… and… sadly… he’s 6 years older than me and… doesn’t have any of that yet…), i (thankfully) have a “dream job”… like… where i work on they are very inclusive and friendly with me… (but sometimes my traumatized and paranoid self thinks everyone on my workplace are only “nice” to me because i am autistic and secretly, they all hate me… i am not saying that’s the case for everybody… but… I just can’t help myself…) but… they are also very, VERY strict and demand PERFECTION…

I work on a restaurant in Brazil… they are getting very popular around the whole country and… they… sometimes… forget that I am autistic and expect me to act like I am not…

Now, now, I definitely wish them all the prosperity and good luck in the world and I am DEFINITELY not trying to paint them as the “villains” and playing the victim here… (this part i am trying to convince myself that…) because they are also human and i am THE first diagnosed autistic employee working on their restaurant… so of course they are going to… make some mistakes…

Like talking to me very sharply when there’s almost 100 (and this is not a stretch, really, sometimes it’s even MORE than that…) people coming over to our place…

(This was a one time occurrence but… it still haunts me…): when one of the owners “humiliated” me in front of another client… (context: i said very calmly after he told me to check one table if they were served by the waitress/waiter… btw, it was THEIR job to check on the tables… i was the hostess that my only job was to guide others to their table… but i’ve given up a pass because one: he’s my boss and two: i was still on my early stages of learning to work there… but after I’ve told him that they were only waiting for someone else to come so they could order (a very common occurrence), he simply gestured me to come closer and, in front of a friend of his (which is another client), he ranted about how i couldn’t defy him like “that” and that i should just do as he tells me to do… you all may not feel the fear and anxiety that i felt after his “little” rant… but i certainly felt… more explicitly: i felt like shit…)

Hypocrisy… a lot of it… like, my supervisors tell the other employees that we shouldn’t have some small talk with other departments of the restaurant… but ThEy CaN tAlK aLl ThEy WaNt! (Sometimes they even forget they are working and start talking about their life problems to others…)

Or, or! When they tell us to not get late, but guess what? They CAN get late to work! Ain’t that nice? :)

And you may be wondering… “but Mochi! If you’re unhappy there, why don’t you find another job??”

Well… i don’t know if you know this but… here in Brazil… we, as a nation, are suffering from a wave of extreme unemployment…

People younger than me are having a real hard time trying to feed their families… all of us are suffering from the extreme inequality…

And…

Here it comes my dilemma, self loathing and suicidal thoughts: i like my job… i have strong connections with everyone there… they are like a family to me! (Well, don’t really know for sure if they feel the same for me but… i do…) but… sometimes i feel like i am in a more “semi-toxic” family than a true healthy family… but at same time, if i leave… i fear i will disappoint them… disappoint my REAL family… disappoint… basically… everyone… and that i am going to come off as a little ungrateful piece of shit… that after everything they did for me (my workplace family) i left them… and i am simply going to be easily replaced… like i wasn’t even someone but… something…

I daily think about stopping existing, stopping breathing, stopping… living… and just… end it all… but (i don’t know if i should be thankful for that or not but… eh…) i guess i am too much of a coward to end myself… (thanks for my phobia of how i am going to die… i don’t fear dying… I fear how will i die and if that’s going to be painful and scary…)

I… have stopped doing what i most loved doing… writing, reading and drawing… because of my work… first, it was school… now work…

It’s… almost comical really, how i am seen by many as a robot to now serve people and only do that… (and with a BiG sMiLe On My FaCe!)

Even when i get home… i can’t stop thinking about work… when i am with my friends… when i am with my family… it’s always there… haunting me… my mind reminding every single second that i am now an adult and i should just fake it till i make it… but how long? How long till i collapse and let out a desperate scream? A cry for help?

When i am having my few happy moments… i sometimes wish i could rewind them over and over again just so i don’t have to remember that i am seen by many as just another machine to make them richer…

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Okay… maybe i should stop trauma dumping on you all and get to the real important stuff…

I promise i will answer every question of you guys on my inbox and… today i am going to make a lot of posts just so i feel like i am not being a useless and bad friend to you guys…

And the fanfic of the Charlie and the chocolate factory is on hiatus… if that wasn’t obvious by my long absence… i really don’t know when i am going to finish that… but i promise, especially for you @cabasasa, that by the end of the year i am going to post the full AU…

And that’s it…

Now back to the normal schedule…

Here’s a quickie that i did today~ (i lie, this took me 8 MOTHERFUCKING H O U R S)

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii >:3

How are you? :]

I wanted to ask if u could do a fanfic of Charlie being completely exhausted from everything. like- her keeping her hero reputation up, the hero choices, tasks and etc, to the point she doesn't get enough sleep, doesn't eat drink enough and it all comes to the point where phantasmo got kinda concerned... But only a little ofc-

Like-

😭 I'm so lazy to draw- so a little doodle should help- lol

Ohayoooo I am well at the moment, yes thank you :3

And yes buddy! One fanfic coming right up! :D

“When your favorite (beloathed) hero is too stubborn to sleep…”

Phantasmo started questioning why the last few days have been so calmly quiet around Telltown…

He decided to pay Charlie a visit. When he arrived at his arch nemesis’s home, he veryyy “”politely”” kicked the front door down and started searching for Charlie:

When he went to the heroine’s room, he saw her tied up on her bed and Carter giving her a sermon:

Carter: and that’s why- *turns around* GYYYYAAAAAHHHH!! PHANTASMO! STOP COMING TO OUR HOUSE LIKE AN APPARI… oh, sorry for that…

Phantasmo: nah, i don’t get easily offended by this type of thing… but why is your sister tied to her bed?

Charlie: BECAUSE CARTER INSISTS THAT I NEED SLEEP! I AM SLEEPING JUST FINE! THIS IS BEYOND RIDICULOUS!

Phantasmo: stop shouting woman! Jesus…

Carter: no! You AREN’T! You’ve been saving everyone and work yourself way too hard on your workouts! You. Need. SLEEP!

Charlie: Bulllshiiii… z z z…

Carter: *sigh* oh Charlie… what am i going to do with you…?

Phantasmo: . . .she’s having broken sleep, not eating well enough and not drinking enough water… am i right?

Carter: yeah… sometimes the townsfolk expect way too much from us… but mostly Charlie…

Phantasmo: . . .say no more, i am going to kidnap your sister and make sure people won’t pester her.

Carter: o-oh…! Thank- wait… kidnap?

*phantasmo cuts the ropes and starts dragging Charlie to his mansion*

Carter: H-hey…! How can i be sure you won’t hurt my sister like you-

Phantasmo: oh shush, i am just going to keep her locked up in a cabin on my lab to keep the dumbsfolk from nagging her… *whispering to himself:* maybe 3 or 4…

Carter: 3 or 4 what?

Phantasmo: …

Carter: i heard that, 3 or 4 what.

*Phantasmo keeps slowly dragging Charlie while she murmurs quietly*

Carter: hey, you could at least carry her like the lady she is.

Phantasmo: nah. She’s fine being dragged like this.

When Phantasmo finally brought Charlie to his mansion, he laid her down on his bed and went to the kitchen to make some noodle soup to his “favorite” heroine.

Charlie: uuurghhh… can’t you make those dinosaurs shaped chicken nuggets? Or a burger with fries?

Phantasmo: no.

Charlie: you’re a bummer.

Phantasmo: and you are annoying, spoiled and sound like a child instead of a woman on her 20’s

Charlie: says the guy who has a literally mansion and loads of money since birth.

Phantasmo: …i may have been born on a privileged household but, the money i made was from honest work and sweat. When i turned 17, i moved out of my parents house and became rich with my inventions.

Charlie: uhhuh, sureeee… “honest work and sweat”… are we talking about the same person or ghost here?

Phantasmo: . . .fuck you.

Charlie: it’s funny how you always tell me that when I’m right~ :p

Phantasmo: you literally aren’t though.

Charlie: i am~

Phantasmo: no, no you’re aren’t.

Charlie: *smiles smugly* yes i-!

Phantasmo: *shoves hot noodle soup into Charlie’s mouth with a spoon* shut and eat.

Charlie: AAAHHHH HOT, HOT, HOOOOOT!!!

Phantasmo: heh~

Howdy, can we get a bit more on Oliver and Emilly? :)

Here’s a chibi Jessica rabbit Emilly and a cutie potato pie Olie~ ;3

(Ps: i promise i’ll draw more of them soon and give you and anon there some more informations about them soon! :3)

Hey my dearies… everything good with you all? I hope so…

Sorry that lately I haven’t been posting much…

You know: trying to get over a slump…

Sometimes it’s really frustrating when you’re one of the few people that make any form of art for a small fandom…

You have no one to talk to about your hyperfixation on certain characters, you have no other artists where you can admire their artworks about said characters… and you don’t see any one other person than yourself doing “x reader” or fanfics for this small fandom…

But today i promise that i’ll make some posts for the Telltown fandom…

I really hope Fluff and Jencil post more about their characters… because we know so, but oh so little about them… (but if you are seeing this post, please, let them take their time: don’t annoy or bother them just because i’m curious… ok?)

And that’s it, i guess, see you all on my next post… bu-bye…