Thinking About How Hiccup In The Movies Is A Total Mamas Boy Who Grew Up Without A Mama

Leo Valdez headcanons

Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down

He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess

When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious

HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY

Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex

Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)

Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity

He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four

Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures

Goths in chunky boots🖤

Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset

The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes

Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much

Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him

My hc is that he's silent because he's autistic

I feel like there are two ways to interpret botw/totk link and they are:

a very dedicated, intelligent young man who has taken a vow of silence to ensure he emulates the spirit of the hero the people claim him to be, no matter how unsure or scared he truly is.

or

an adorkable idiot who is sturdy enough to make it through life *mostly* unscathed, but stupid enough to always end up in some wild scenario with naught but a soup ladle and the clothes on his back, chasing after his girlfriend who just so happens to keep getting herself in increasingly confusing predicaments. He does not know what is going on, but by Hylia, he's gonna get his woman back.

“there will always be a Hiccup and Astrid, always”

Modern au hiccup

"Just use a reference!"

The result of a reference:

I wrote an essay about this

Valka takes a lot of flack for abandoning Hiccup and Stoick, but not nearly enough people hate on Stoick (imho).

Stoick was also an awful father?

He isolated Hiccup, set unrealistic expectations, publically humiliated his son for years, he absolutely refused to be understanding or reasonable until he was faced with defeat and failure.

Hiccup had to adapt to become more aggressive (as seen in RTTE) or have his father absolutely bulldoze over his ideas and his personhood.

Stoick became a better father when Hiccup was nearly an adult already, but he utterly failed Hiccup when he was a child and thats 100% worth mentioning and addressing.

If men have Roman empires then women have Joan of Arcs

Reblog to make it die faster

Me too bro. Me too.

He loves horsies… and holding side-planks.

People wanna be my friend and then they realise I put more commitment into talking and analysing everything about how to train your dragon than an actual friendship