Cheez-itz Be Like

Shout out to my writing mutuals as well 🙏 y'all rock

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

How I stare at the words "And that made me angry" (Percy's bouta go Turbo)

haymitch seeing a bunny: "how could I possibly kill a creature that brings to mind my girl?" 🥺

snow seeing mockingjays:

PERSEUS-

💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

My only aspiration in life is to be so unsettling that middle schoolers everywhere lay eyes upon me and are forced to write a Creepypasta in my honor.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Doomed straights

No, I don't hate Fifty Shades of Grey because it's freaky. Do whatever you want, I don't care. You know why I hate Fifty Shades?

Because Christian Grey had every opportunity to become Batman and he didn't. He had the dead parents, he had the money, the brooding- he was SET. And instead of becoming the Dark Knight, what does he do? He becomes a freakazoid.

Unforgivable.

-the ice court wouldn't have happened, meaning the group wouldn't have joined forces. Matthias would be in hellgate, Nina in the white rose, wylan doing who knows what, jesper being an addict and losing money he doesn't have, and Kaz and inej would probably still end up kings and queens somehow. You can't stop that tsunami.

-he probably would have found her anyway. Kaz would be coming to meet with Tante Helene, and would notice her eavesdropping, and realise he hasn't noticed it the entire meeting until he was leaving. This would intrigue him because,duh, nobody sneaks up on Kaz Brekker, bleh bleh bleh. So he would decide to train her as a spider, leading to canon events. (or this is unlikely and I just can't stand my ship being sunk)

-I don't know.

-he would have never joined the dregs, since Van ICK would have allowed him to take over the empire. His mother would still be married to Jan, and they'd have a pretty average life- for rich merchers, anyway.

-I don't know.

-i don't know, sorry guys.

-he would either have made it in Ketterdam and become a mercher, or he would run out of money/get scammed by someone else, leading to the canon events.

This is probably all bullshit tbh but enjoy 😍

What if’s Six of Crows Edition (SPOILERS!)

What if Jurda parem was never created?

what if Inej never offered Kaz her help in the menagerie parlour?

what if Jesper wasn’t grisha?

what if wylan could read?

what if Nina never got lost in the woods?

what if Matthias helped Nina on the ship?

what if Jordie never met Jacob Hertzoon?