So Anyways Sirius Buys Way, Way Too Many Presents For Everyone And Spends Way, Way Too Much Money. The

Sirius Orion Black being the tallest, strongest, smartest, most powerful, and most attractive Marauder. Everyone in the castle wants a piece of him. He’s slept with most of the people in their year, along with the ones above and below theirs. He is, quite literally, the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower. He doesn’t study, but he still gets straight Os in every single class. He takes every single course for his NEWTs and gets Os in all of them. He’s one of those people that’s good at everything he gets his hands on. He’s friends with most people in Hogwarts, and has all sorts of connections with all sorts of people in every single social circle.

Enter Remus John Lupin, his geeky, awkward, kind of ugly, virgin, dork, studious, average height boyfriend. His idea of a wild evening is sitting in a corner, reading a book with some mildly sexual content with a cup of tea and a bar of chocolate. He clings to Sirius’ arm in social circumstances, twiddling his thumbs and silently watching everyone.

No one understands how, exactly, they got together. Everyone just knows that they’re absolutely adorable and madly in love.

Lily is a pink girl, Mary is a purple girl, Marlene is a red girl, Emmeline is a blue girl, Alice is a yellow girl, Sybill is an orange girl, Dorcas is a green girl, and Pandora is a rainbow girl. I don’t make the rules.

Entirely correct. You get it

guess who's back LMFAOO

do you have any wolfstar headcanons? if so pls share <33

read together. sirius reads the books remus annotates and adds his own thoughts

great duelling pair because remus is a very good defender and sirius is very aggressive and powerful while duelling

sirius is the only person remus can stand smoking and will sit out with him in the cold when he smokes just to spend time with him

affectionate but very delicately so. the kind of affection that either goes unnoticed or can be brushed off as friendly affection

(sirius' favourite way of touching remus is putting his arm around remus' shoulders and rubbing his thumb against his neck and remus' favourite way of touching sirius is holding his hand)

sirius is not used to verbalising his feelings (especially love) so when he told remus he loved him remus’ face broke into the biggest dopiest smile

snog in broom closets between classes. remus is always pressed against the door so no one can actually open it and walk in on them

the kind of couple that judges everyone around them. but while you can see it on sirius’ face, remus is more subtle and polite about it

Sirius has never actually called Lily her name, btw. He calls her Lilian and Lilibet and Lilith and Lillete and Lilah and Lizabeth and Liliana and Lydia and Liana and Lilette. Never just Lily.

She tries to do it to him in return, but there’s not much that Sirius can be short for. She compensates by calling him names and teasing him constantly.

Here are my Marauders height headcannons:

Sirius Black - 6’5”

Remus Lupin - 5’10”

James Potter - 6’0”

Peter Pettigrew - 5’3”

Lily Evans - 5’5”

Marlene McKinnon - 5’11”

Dorcas Meadowes - 6’0”

Mary MacDonald - 5’6”

Alice Fortescue - 5’8”

Frank Longbottom - 5’9”

Regulus Black - 5’3”

Evan Rosier - 5’7”

Pandora Rosier - 4’10”

Barty Crouch - 5’7”

Xenophilius Lovegood - 5’6”

Narcissa Black - 5’2”

Andromeda Tonks - 5’5”

Bellatrix Lestrange - 5’7”

Lucius Malfoy - 6’4”

Severus Snape - 5’9”

What other headcannons do I post?

Harry Potter would not have become a fucking wizard cop, bro’s whole storyline was built around him beCOMING A TEACHER???

AHHHHH

“sirius, i’m stuck,” fleamont called out, tapping the crossword with the tip of his pen. “shade of sky blue, nine letters. come here.”

drying his hand as he came out of the kitchen, sirius sat on the armrest, looking at the paper. “cerulean.”

“doesn’t that have eight letters?” fleamont asked, pushing his rectangle-framed glasses up his nose.

“it can also be spelled as caerulean,” sirius said, leaning forward and pointing to a word at the top of the page. “that’s loquacious; overly chatty,” and gesturing the one somewhere in the middle-right , “demure; modest and reserved. so, not like james.”

fleamont chuckled as james put his hands on his hips in the kitchen.

“as if you’re particularly demure,” he retorted, accentuating the last word right as his mother gave him a look. james leaned down for her to kiss his cheek; euphemia patted it affectionately.

“i’ll be out to buy some groceries for dinner,” she said, “i should be home in about an hour or so.”

fleamont stood up, groaning as he peeled himself off the armchair. “oh, no, the boys and i are going to take care of that,” he smiled, as sirius and james headed towards the door, bickering, “right boys?”

both of them nodded, their topic of conversation shifting. fleamont put an arm around his wife and kissed her cheek, as james gagged and sirius chuckled at him.

“I need my mom” moments hit different when your mom is the whole problem

No way in hell I just saw someone say Jily doesn’t make sense??? HELLO??? ITS THE BACKBONE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES?????

Hello hey, I was wondering why you don't like "canon" Regulus. I always wanted ask someone who doesn't like him but most of them are pretty hostile and you seem like a person with sense.

I don't actually like fanon Regulus because he's just canon Sirius with Slytherin AU.

The first time I have read the books I just thought "poor child" about him and nothing else. And when you read into it more *from his three lines* he doesn't seem that bad, just a complex morally gray character. Like James and Sirius themselves, just backwards. I want to know your perspective.

I’ll be so honest here, but know I mean all of this with respect!

Regulus believed everything Walburga and Orion told him with no hesitation. He willingly joined the Death Eaters when he was 16 and fully agreed with all of their ideals. Even his parents didn’t fully agree with joining the Death Eaters. He sacrificed himself in the end and changed his mind just before he died, but he didn’t actually help at all. It would’ve been easier for Harry if he’d just left to horcrux. He was mean to Sirius for no reason and was a supremacist. Yes, he died young. Yes, he ended trying to do the right thing. Yes, he was a kid. That doesn’t change the fact that he was an objectively bad person for most of his life.

When Sirius called him “soft” in OOTP, it wasn’t because he was a sweet little boy, it’s because he was a coward who believed everything he was fed. He had no qualms with hurting people and was literally a prick. People have a weird perception of him because of fannon, but he was shit in cannon.

I don’t like Slytherin-Sirius-fannon Regulus, but I do like flawed-character-with-good-development-who-ends-up-a-good-person-fannon Regulus (should’ve specified that earlier lol). I have a billion mixed feelings about cannon Regulus. He’s a bad person, but he’s also a victim, but I can’t stand by what he did when he had Sirius in the same house, who was, undoubtably (based on everything we know about him), trying to help him onto the right path.

Anyways, no hate if you like cannon Regulus, I just don’t get it. He fascinates me and, if he were real, I’d love to study him, which is the most I can really say. I imagine that the second version of fannon Regulus is the one most people like (and some assume is cannon Regulus).