I'm glad you liked the idea
Here is a trap idea for Gladio. Lock him in a room filled with his worst fears then have a video feed of a room full of cup noodles. Tell him if he wants out he will have to burn all of the noodles.
Noctis: Oooooh, good stuff minion. I’m gonna do that. *looks at Ignis* Start buying the noodles!
Ignis: *sighs* Very well.
*After setting everything up and shoving Gladio in the room*
Prompto: *walks in to find Noctis eating cup noodles while watching a computer screen* Hey buddy, what’s up?
Noctis: *slurps noodle* Not much, torturing Gladdy.
Prompto: I think Iris mentioned you doing that. How’s it going for you?
Noctis: Pretty good I wager, he’s been there for about two hours now.
Prompto: *looks at screen and notices Gladio looking directly at the camera* I can’t hear him, what’s he saying?
Noctis: Different variations of the same thing. *unmutes the sound*
Gladiolus: FUCK YOU NOCTIS!! FUCK YOU TO THE LOWEST PITS OF WHATEVER HELL YOU RULE!!! WHEN I GET OUT, I’M GOING TO FIND A RUSTED SWORD AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR-
Noctis: *mutes the sound again and huffs* How many times do I have to tell him, I’m not a demon.
Prompto: Not the maddest I’ve heard him but it’s up there.
Noctis: Yeah, It got pretty boring hearing him say that stuff after the first 30 minutes so now I’m just watching on mute as he freaks out.
Prompto: Clever idea though.
Noctis: I know. I wonder how Clarry would react to something like this?
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*with Clarus*
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Clarus: Death is looming over me.
Regis: So long as it’s not me.
Ignis: *walks into a room* I’m back with the ingredients I’ll start din-
Gladio: *holding Prompto down*
Noct: *attempting to put a bra on Prompto*
Ignis: *drops the bag, throwing his hands up* YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW
Gladio: gonna ask where we got the bra?
Ignis: I give up with you three!
Nero: *Watching Dante hand over the money he earned to Lady*
Nero: *leans over to Trish* So is Lady like his pimp or something?
Ardyn no
This post gives you +500 to Christmas mood 😊😊
Nikolai and Sigma text. Don’t know how to add characters. Props to SSGLinus.
*Dazai and Fyodor surrounded by fire*
Dazai: So, do you feel at home here?
Fyodor: Are you implying I am a resident of hell?
Dazai: Never.
Sigma: I want to hear you say the words I want you to say.
Nikolai: I love you?
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: *Pouts* I’ll behave at the meeting and not try and kill Fyodor.
Sigma: Thank you.
Cor: Prompto we need to talk about your problem.
Prompto: *in his pile of chocobo plushies* what problem?
Nero: I wasn’t that drunk
Dante: you tried to stab your father.
Nero: he deserved it.
Dante: with your gun
Nero....
Nikolai: I would kill you Fyodor. That’s how much I love you.
Fyodor: The term is “I would kill for you” Nikolai.
Nikolai: I know what I said *cocks gun*