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Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word āburritoā to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and Iām surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
Youāre an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burritoās end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise.Ā That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you donāt stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans canāt usually dislocate their jaws, and Iām not a fucking pelican. But you must think thatās how itās done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably canāt guessĀ anything, because Iām pretty sure youāre just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, hereās what:
Humans also donāt eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS IāLL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS ITāS JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG IāM IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE ITāS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And donāt even fucking think Iām about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THATāS HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THATāS BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
Whatās that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DONāT WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DONāT WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
Youāre the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID āJUST EAT IT WITH A FORKā:
A fuckingĀ fork?
I DIDNāT ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
Thatās like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKERāS GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. Theyāre called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I havenāt cried since I was six, but Iām fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
(Source)
guess what i just watched. when she murder on my drone til i ep 7
iāll get better quality when i go home tn
Can you tell us more about Serial Designation S? Their design was beautiful :0
sorry for getting to this so late!!
this is sig! her loreās all over the place , but essentially sheās a disassembly drone that broke her visor somehow and has been mildly malfunctioning ever since.
sheās sardonicāthink of a mix of loona and octavia from helluva boss (maybe more of the latter though). likes giving backhanded compliments and/or sarcastic insults. she can be reasoned with if you present a good case, but sheāll be a little begrudging about it. probably really likes snakes and whatever animals still manage to live on the frozen surface. would make sure sheās spotless after eating.
currently, she has a wavering alliance with a dumbass worker drone and whoās trying to patch her up (in exchange for help ā not sure what, but iām thinking itās a murder mystery sort of thing)
originally, i had thoughts of her being a nuzi fankid, but iām not sure how thatād fit into the md world at allāso itās been on the back burner.
+ some really old sketches of her!
please please PLEASE donāt stay white
been a bit! i had my sat and a bunch of other eventful things the past week or two ā but glad to be back!
this is just a random silkwing (iāve always loved drawing them) but i just realized it could also work for luna! hats off to that.
grey cats with blue eyes challenge
Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict
I wanted to join in on the ādrawing gray cats with blue eyesā fun :3 I wanted to draw Goosefeather too but I got tired T-T
I used this as an excuse to practice being more loose and sketchy
I also tried out some new takes on these guysā designs! I particularly like my Ashfur
please please PLEASE donāt stay white
been a bit! i had my sat and a bunch of other eventful things the past week or two ā but glad to be back!
this is just a random silkwing (iāve always loved drawing them) but i just realized it could also work for luna! hats off to that.
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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess
gift for @canisalbus !! sorry for the tag, man
theyāve been a massive inspiration for the past few years. i adore their characters, and as a warmup for comms / line art experiment, i decided to draw vasco.
i pulled off of the horse/carousel version for him! but dragons are the one thing iām good at drawing so. dragon it is
didnāt draw much this weekend, so hereās some doodles mainly from the mcd rewrite
@iyo-mcd-rewrite ! go check it out. have to update it later today
the wof doodle iāve already posted! but i donāt have the wof wip i did this week on hand, so itās a placeholder for now
art of my sorawing between comms.. she needs a name
art of my sorawing between comms.. she needs a name
I hate āclosedā tribes. Hot take- Tribes like Dewwings are just Leafwings2 - you shouldnāt be creating tribes or monetary value towards an IP you down own the rights to- they are just for flashy show because ālook! I have a cool dragon, and hahah you donāt!ā
I feel like Tui wouldnāt like them, simply because IPs like that make a lot of money, and publishers donāt like non-ip owners encroaching on that
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oh my god?? thank you guys?? It hasnāt even been a week yet ?? and iāve already hit 500 likes and 100 reblogs??
i have only known you for a few days but i would die for you all
important to note :
iāll be posting a little less now, perhaps three or twice a week in terms of posting artāsince iām all caught up now. stay tuned! iām not dead.
iāll prolly be posting here art iāve done and am doing for my aphmau au/rewrite ( @iyo-mcd-rewrite ) !
iāll hopefully have some sexy wof or md art up for you all by thursday . thatās all for now!! thank you so much
gift for @canisalbus !! sorry for the tag, man
theyāve been a massive inspiration for the past few years. i adore their characters, and as a warmup for comms / line art experiment, i decided to draw vasco.
i pulled off of the horse/carousel version for him! but dragons are the one thing iām good at drawing so. dragon it is
didnāt draw much this weekend, so hereās some doodles mainly from the mcd rewrite
@iyo-mcd-rewrite ! go check it out. have to update it later today
the wof doodle iāve already posted! but i donāt have the wof wip i did this week on hand, so itās a placeholder for now
art dump pt 4
from left to right, top to bottom;
purple-ish / white ā astralwing myo i need to get fixed
line art ā hydroscale wip
crane ā cloudwing adopt (sold)
reef ā cloudwing adopt (sold)
green ā cloudwing adopt (sold)
blue / orange ā non-wof custom
red ā current wip of cloudwing custom
it has been done. 1 hr of my life for this
aaand... BAZINGA!
aaand... BAZINGA!
Folks seemed to enjoy my WOF WIPS, so hereās more concept art for yāall! My favorite thing about WOF is the potential for world building. I thought itād be cool to see a tribe emblem represented on a banner/flag of sorts:
Read below for some of the thought process / headcannons behind the design choices: š
Skywing Banner:
Skywings pride themselves on 3 things; treasure, fire, & their enormous, soaring wingspan which steals the sky.
As such, portrayed on the banner, the fabric (often made with dyed cow or goat leathers) resembles draped dragon wings. Two Skywings embrace a goblet, which is spewing golden fire.
The banner is often held aloft with iron or gold poles, signifying to other tribes their wealth and pride.
Mudwing banner:
These banners are fashioned with leather hides from cow or crocodile skin, held aloft with bamboo, and painted with a Talon-print & Reed crest.
The talonprint symbolizes community and the strength of Mudwing sibling bonds. The reed border unifies all Mudwings regardless of their relationship to home; the swamp. Bigwings are often seen carrying these into battle, signifing their status and making it easier for a sib to locate them in the flurry of a fight.
Sandwing Banner:
Sandwing flags are made with camel skins and dyed cactus leather.
A crest shows a Sandwing coiled around a beaming sun, a reminder that despite the revered 3 moons, Sandwings are born to thrive in sunlight.
The fabric is cut in a way to mimic the swooping dunes of Sandwing territory. And the poles of the flags are equally intricate, with scorpion tails and golden ropes which frame the banner.
These flags make prominent appearances in parades, festivals, and markets, and even miniature version are often displayed in homes or as tapestries/carpets.
Seawing banner:
These banners are often seen displayed in royal quarters or councils, or above land to mark territory.
A nautilus shell crest on front echoes the swirl-pattern associated with royal Seawings: The bannerās borders resemble waves and a dragon swimming beneath their surface.
These are crafted with rich materials, strung with seashells, pearls, silver dollars, and deep oceanic color fabric. There is severe penalty for Seawings found plucking treasure from the banners, as they are a direct symbol of royalty.
Nightwing Banner:
These banners emphasize the Nightwingsā relationship to the moon, their source of power and praise. The material, a contrast of white stitching against purple velvet showcases moonlight and night, black scales against stars, magic and mystery.
They are seen decorated with 3 moons at the top and a centered dragon reaching up into the night sky.
These banners were often used during the war as secret code by spies to deliver to other tribes. Prophecy scrolls often came attached, delivering cryptic messages or secrets in the night. These banners all helped add to the secrecy of the Dragonet Prophecy, and kept tribes on their toes around Nightwings.
Rainwing banner:
Rainwing banners are not used for battle purposes like other tribes, most are mere decoration, location indicators, and have no unified design.
However, It is said back when Rainwings left the rainforest to trade pre-war, this particular banner design was often raised above Rainwing merchant tables, and showcases the coiled tail of a Rainwing with leaves, vines, and other sights from the rainforest adorning a bamboo pole. Bright color combinations accentuated the flag to entice curious customers.
Now, only one tattered version of the original Rainwing banner remains, displayed proudly in Queen Gloryās quarters, a reminder that building the Rainwingsā community is their most important goal.
Icewing Banner:
These banners reflect the same standards Icewings hold themselves to.
Like a visual of the rankings themselves, each banner is cut perfectly from an Icewingās trained, serrated claws to resemble icicles, and crafted with fine blue stitching.
Flags are often held aloft with perfectly polished narwhal horn or bone, and can be inlaid with sapphires or diamond.
Icewing soldiers are often gifted these during ceremonies, and perform training exercises with the flags to test their stance/attentiveness. The crest showcases the swift sharpness of ice through a flying dragon, and a snowflake toward the bottom reminding Icewings that even minuscule snowflakes, small things, should be perfect in form.
webs has officially lost it
art dump pt 4
from left to right, top to bottom;
purple-ish / white ā astralwing myo i need to get fixed
line art ā hydroscale wip
crane ā cloudwing adopt (sold)
reef ā cloudwing adopt (sold)
green ā cloudwing adopt (sold)
blue / orange ā non-wof custom
red ā current wip of cloudwing custom