Question is did Hobie find the graffiti or did he make it? 🤭
Based off of this classic meme
Miles: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Hobie: I know, whenever I'm near the person I like I turn pink.
Miles: But you're always turning pink?
Hobie: ...
Hobie: Yeah, don't think about that too hard, mate.
Little Guy
Brucie Wayne is Batman's real personality.
Batman is the real act, he isn't that serious.
I have seen many stories where The Justice League finds out Batman's real personality, and (most of them don't show what happens after the reveal) he now acts as himself which most people make closer to Batman's personality.
So I thought what if after this grand reveal, he doesn't just get closer to the JL, but he acts way different than they expect.
Brucie is a bit of an exaggeration of his real personality. He flirts but more in a playful way, and the public calls him a playboy because of that.
After the Justice League learns of Batman's true identity, they now think that 'Brucie' is just an elaborate act to conceal his identity. Little do they know how much their opinion of him is going to change.
This needs to happen after the reveal of Batman's identity, so you can write that(prefered) or you can skip that, but if you skip it you'll have to give a summary of how they found out so the reader has some background.
After the shock of Batman's secret identity, the JL thinks the only things that will change will be that Batman now trusts them more, they will now be able to meet out of uniform, they get to be involved in his personal life(not too much), and they see Brucie, Bruce Wayne in a different light; he isn't what the media says.
It's the day after the reveal or whenever they meet again (after the reveal).
Let's say it's a JL meeting, everything is going on as normal just with Batman with no mask on; he going through the report of something (idk what they do at the meetings).
The meeting is adjourned and somebody says that they want to hang out. They think even if Bruce told them his identity that wouldn't make him suddenly want to hang out with them, but to their surprise he says yes. His voice sounded lighter than normal, but... No, it was probably their imagination.
Bruce is at the party; it's at a privately owned place, so it's just them and none of them have to keep up the act and can be themselves.
They notice, no, it's obvious, that Bruce is acting differently. He is acting like...
"Wait is...Brucie the real personality?"
They all look at him in horror.
"...No it can't be...Can it?"
When it's something important or serious or he is uniform: Batman
When it's basically anything else: Brucie(normal him)
rare vent art from a few months ago
Hobie finding a cat in the middle of a mission.
Hobie holding up the cat: I will name you Sunflower jr. You can share a bed with Mayhem
Random dumbass villain trying to attack Hobie and the cat: PREPARE TO DIE
Miles single handle beating the living shit out the villain: Hobie, I love your love for stray animals but please focus!
Hobie looking at the half dead villain on the ground: on what? It seems like you did everything.
Miles rolling his eyes
Hobie opening a portal to his dimension: Now come on, we have to introduce Sunflower jr. to Mayhem.
Miles: oh dear lord
i think i might have weird guy disorder :(
hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn
i need more punkflower fics where hobie is hopelessly in love with miles to the point it makes him stupid