On One Hand, The Idea Of Alfred Pennyworth Being The Blandest Of White People When It Comes To Food Is

Jason Todd is my babygirl.

Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is the perfect JILY song EVER.

(in my humble opinion)

And we all know that our beautiful uptown girl is James Fleamont Potter. Lily Evans is his downtown guy.

I find the idea of Dick just being so much older than the other batkids so funny. Like if he stops being Robin at sixteen or seventeen and Bruce brings in a nine or ten year old Jason and for a while thats their dynamic. College bro and fifth grade baby bro. Thats so funny to me. Or like Jason big and buff and scary and gives off twenty something vibes and Tim and Steph forget that he’s literally a little over a year older than both of them. Or arguments between Cass and Jay about who is older and Cass just claims herself as Big Sister for no reason other than because she wants too.

Just old Dick and Babs with siblings nearly a decade or more younger than them. I think thats funny.

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

Lance is the type of guy that knows everyone.

He’s the type of guy to invite you to a restaurant and whisper that he gets a good deal here because he knows the owner’s friend’s cousin.

I feel like he has the same effect in space after a few months of getting to know aliens and stuff. He just randomly gets good deals at the space mall and Corans like 😮 “how?” And Lance is like, “we saved their friend’s relative’s friend on that one planet a while ago.”

You know that whole thing about how before James and Lily died Lily had convinced James to make Snape The Godfather of their second kid??

Yeah??

Well, I hate that. Fuck that. Remus was gonna be The Godfather of their second kid. Fuck Snape and his greasy hair.

I totally want a de-aged Jason Todd fic where the batfam that didn’t know baby Jason meets him and absolutely falls in love with him and Bruce is an emotional mess along with Dick and Alfred because it’s baby Jason and they miss him but they know that baby Jason isn’t going to stay forever and they really want Jason back.

Unpopular (at least with my friends) opinion:

Is it just me or does MJ and Ned remembering Peter feel like a bit of a cop out if they do it in the (potential) next movie?

Like the studio took a gamble with making Peter Parker’s entire identity disappear, but for them to, like, pick and choose seems a little bit cheap.

And don’t get me wrong, I love Peter and Ned’s friendship and I love SpideyChelle as much as the next person. I just think that from a story telling perspective it’s a cop out.

I just upset myself.

Andrew Garfield is 38.

The same age that Remus died. 😭😭😭

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Broke: Remus and James dated

Woke: They both had crushes on each other but they were just crushes that went nowhere

Bespoke: Remus and James fake dated and everyone thought that they were an amazing couple and were sad when they broke up