jessiekristen

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The dough heads be at it again. Stay safe y’all.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

So, unhinged weight loss idea. Eat and exercise like we did when we were in elementary school. I am 201 lbs and I have been dieting for 3 years. I have tried keto, Mediterranean, and intermittent fasting. I have tried apple cider vinegar and Alli orlistat pills as well. Nothing I have tried seems to work. If anything my weight keeps going up. 201 lbs is the heaviest I have ever been. I am at my wits end. I have been tested for a thyroid condition and I have been given the all clear. I have chronic pain in my lower back but I also have scoliosis in the form of spinabifida and I struggle to do daily tasks like cooking at the stove, doing laundry, cleaning the house, and even getting showered. I know my weight greatly impacts my overall health and wellbeing. So, this is my last ditch effort to do something productive about it. My goal weight is 120 lbs. I guess we will see if this works I intend to start at the first of next month.

Fanfic Writers, this question is for you. What word document program are we using nowadays? I ask this because I still use Microsoft Word. In my personal opinion it is not as good as it used to be. I would like to try something different. I have tried Google Drive but I did not care for it. I would love to hear about other possibilities. I would like something that I do not have to save my work to OneDrive or anything like that. I prefer to save my work on a flash drive/ thumb drive. I am rather old school lol.

So I am sick and I am in bed just chilling and I just woke up from dreaming. I dreamt that Benedict Cumberbatch Smaug found himself an Indian apothecary. And was all like I’m gonna take it over it I like what they sell. And I’m thinking opioids? Well they aren’t an apothecary they are a candy store like honey dukes in Harry Potter or those old Timey soda shop/ general stores/ pharmacies. So now I just have this picture in my head of Smaug with a horde of candy every color of the rainbow Scrooge McDucking it and he has the biggest silliest grin on his face. I’ll be honest this would make a pretty good crack one shot fanfiction. I guess If anyone writes it tag me please.

You guys know what would be amazing and hilarious? I would love to see a full series of chaptered SeaFam fanfics where it is just Poseidon being a whole Dad and SeaFam Slice of life and Hijinks. Hear me out. I would love to see Poseidon reading parenting books for all age groups cause you never know, you know. In his mind Percy is essentially a toddler. I want him to start a swear jar. I think it would be so amusing if the swear jar is so full that they cannot put anything else in. I would love to see Poseidon tag-team co-parenting along side Sally, Paul, and Amphitrite. I would love to see him laying down rules such as no caffeine after 5:00pm because it will ruin Percy’s sleep quality and he cares very much about Percy getting a full 8 and a half to 9 hours sleep. I would love to see Poseidon, Amphitrite, and Triton trying to make sure Percy eats healthy balanced meals. I want to see Kym be the fabulous rebellious big sister Percy is both terrified of and greatly adores in equal measure. I think it would be hilarious if she sneaks him or just straight up hands him sweets and other stuff their parents have deemed off-limits. I want to see Kim teach him how to create massive destructive storms and play pranks on triton and even Poseidon. I have this vision in my head of Poseidon wading in balloons up to his neck in his office with Percy and kym giggling like little kids at the door. I would love to see Rhodes and Ben as sisters who are very supportive and always there to tutor or simply hang out. They are usually the ones to share the funny embarrassing stories and taking Percy on adventures or teach him some of their own things like how to control waves effectively and efficiently for example. I would love to see triton switching from dad mode to big brother mode constantly, teaching Percy how to fight with a trident, and Percy teasing him to kingdom come with all the little mermaids. I would love a prank war between all the kids. And Tyson is as he has always been a perfect wonderful cinnamon roll of a Cyclopes. I like both regular Percy Jackson fics and Fem!Percy fics. I like percebeth ships and perpollo ships as well. If anyone knows of any stories like this tag me please. And if you write anything like this please tag me.

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

Can I just say, The one thing college is good for if nothing else Is how humbled you become when you get an assignment or assignments thinking “oh I know this! this will take me what? 30 minutes or an hour max!.” lol R. I. P. Yeah it’s been 5 hours since I started these assignments I’m still on the first one.

Do you know what would be interesting? A Lucifer fanfic where the characters react to the entire show. Maybe even throw in a bit of a time travel fix it trope. it could probably start up around oh say early mid season two I just think it’ll be really interesting to have all of heaven‘s host, select members of the demonic legions of hell, and the entire police, precinct and friends and family of the characters all having too sit there in theater watch the show and get along with each other.

So, I just had this thought; what if Lucifer got invited to a D&D party? Can you imagine the chaos and the hilarity that would ensue. 😂 and you know his character has to be the devil, and it has to have his desire mojo and what not. But like the thing that I think would be the most hilarious to me is when a party member dies, and the cleric has to heal them and says “lemme just get my Bible and res u” you know Lucifer is gonna be like all Yep nope this is where I draw the line bye. 🤣

Ugh😩 So True!

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Okay so, I know I have said this before and it got ignored so I just deleted it because y’all just keep ignoring it. But for the last time, anyone who is sexually explicit, comes into my DM‘s and asked me to be their sugar baby, or anything else that is ridiculously inappropriate. Once again I will report and block you. It is insane how many of these I keep getting. I dread when Tumblr send a message to my email saying someone new has followed me or someone has sent me a message because I just know it’s one of y’all Nasty dough- heads. I have said this before but I will say it again and it’s going to be for the last time. Do not message me do not follow me. This account is not for you. I am not for you. I ain’t the one. I ain’t playing you message, me follow me, or send me stupid stuff in my DM’s. You will be once more blocked and reported. Nobody wants to see that and nobody wants to be your sugar baby. I will not say it again if you ignore me I’ll just keep on reporting and blocking you. And some of you keep just making new accounts and doing the same crap. I’m not having it. I will say it one last time leave. me. Alone. Go somewhere else where somebody wants that bull crap. But you’re not gonna find it here. If I could do more the block and report you, I would. 

I still have mine too

Yes for all of em basically

Anyone else a slut for time travel fix-it stories?

EXACTLY!!!

I mean basically yeah.

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

Omg so, so true.

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

So, Who decided that high-rise and mid-rise pants/ trousers was the height of fashion? Whoever you are I have a bone to pick with you. First of all they ain’t cute, Actually they’re butt ugly Second of all they are acutely uncomfortable I can barely stand in them let alone sit in them. Take off them ugly looking jeans and put some regular pants on. You look like Steve Urkel (Family Matters TV show). Whoever you are you are the reason I can’t find no pants nowhere anymore.

Philippa (Pippa) Benjamine Parker

Rosario Dawson was really great as Ashoka Tano

So, I had a dream last night and basically it was outlander but plot twist Claire is a mermaid like The little mermaid or h2o just add water/ mako mermaids. And of course took place in colonial America. Honestly I kinda wish that was a thing. Truth be told though not much would probably change plot wise though.

Right! especially if it’s wild

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went “yeah there’s love in there”

Ugh so true it hurts 😫

My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?

My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.

For real tho #Truth

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)

Y’all wanna know what I really, really, really want? I want someone to do a cover of Baby Mine from Dumbo in Italian. Pretty pretty pretty Please 🥺🥺🥺 I need it.

Mood

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

True

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

Mood

i could get so much done if only i could get stuff done

You know what I want? I want an characters reaction to Outlander fic. Yeah I know wow one of those overdone fics. I know don’t judge me.

Ugh so true.

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

All the time lol

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep