37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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you're mayo
Er… alright. Thank.. you?
greetings from one Jimmy to another
Greetings, sir.
Thank you, Mr. Ochs. I aspire to spread equality and inclusion and happiness to the American people. God Bless Everyone. 🇺🇸
President James “Jimmy” Dean is a flaming homosexual. 🏳️🌈
Return to dials, buttons, levers, and Watching The Road Yourself
True.
They’re always watching.
John Linnell has been very quiet since this state song released.
I have become ill from eating all those Mississippi natives
The orb calls for you, jimmy
-@official-john-lennon
Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb. Orb.
Orb Bless God. ⚫️
My goodness, these Tumblr Machines are so finicky!
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
My Fellow Americans, invest in the Orb. God Bless the Orb. 🇺🇸⚫️
what’s it like in the orb? do they have good acoustics there?
Very good. Can hear everything. Come to the orb.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hot Dudes, Mr. Presley. It’s in the constitution. God Bless The Gays. 🇺🇸🏳️🌈
this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted
All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸
reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
Well, still. Thank you. God Bless Art. 🇺🇸
hey this is about you
This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸
@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How in hell did you eat 22 pounds of these sandwiches, and… can you teach me?
i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit
hey this is about you
This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸
Correct. God Bless Tumblr. 🇺🇸
how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
I AM NOT GAY!
I AM STRAIGHT!
I'M STRAIGHT!
I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!
I AM NOT GAY!
I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
My Man. You Directly Called Me Pretty.
I AM NOT GAY!
I AM STRAIGHT!
I'M STRAIGHT!
I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!
I AM NOT GAY!
I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
American Dream:✅
I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:
My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"
I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.
Never. It’s very homely in here. 🇺🇸
WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????
Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸
1955 Chrysler C-300
What do you mean? It’s 1968!
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Oh. Nevermind then. Carry on.
oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole