37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
reblog to make someone bisexual
66 Chevelle SS 396
Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round
God Bless Feral Trench Coat🇺🇸🧥
I’d be nothing without @feraltrenchcoat.
NEVER STOP PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSES OC🫵
NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵
God Bless Boug 🐜🇺🇸
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fym “losing it” this is sick as hell
?????? rich people are losing it
@nixon-official this u?
misc dick
So, uh, where’s the April fools function? I was led to believe that was an annual event.
Thank you for admitting your fault, but Vriska was my V. Prez, and I was the president. There were, unfortunately, no female presidents till Hillary Clinton.
I, Richard Milhous Nixon, admit that I lied about being the 37th President of the United States of America.
The real 37th President of the USA was Vriska Serket @elvriska-official
Her Vice-President was James Dean @james-dean-official @jimmydean37
May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America!
I forgot the map it was the Alcatraz zone the Washington zone what was the third ?
Alcatraz to the west, Washington to the east, and Rushmore nestled in between, my boy!
I’ve been offline for hearing implant replacement, what happened? And, thank you, Richie.
@elvriska-official @jimmydean37
You can do it! (The non-fascist part of) America believes in you!🇺🇸
I really wanna tell my mom I’m trans
Yes, hello, I am Strange Aeons, good morning.
Well, then, beetle tea?
Mr Presley I need to verify something how do you brew your tea???
Woah mama I only eat beetles and lizards
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so, literally all of my interests culminate into “damn, I’d love to work for a Lumon-like company.” Let’s see:
retro-futurism
backrooms/liminal spaces
office culture
psychological horror
monotonous dystopia
I might be lab grown guys
Do it. Walk up and talk to her about Spider-Man. There’s no point in missing out on a cool person. God Bless Book Girl.🇺🇸
a lot of the time when im on my post-school walk i see this girl who's reading a book while she's walking. and today she was literally reading a spiderman volume or compendium (not sure). and shes pretty. god i wish i could talk to her i wanna be her friend.
Join Us, Tumblr User @sixty-silver-wishes. Become part of the Presleyverse.
okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!
I am transfem, she/her pronouns, please!
I am a Communist! We shall defeat the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
okay, mod post, who the fuck is heating their tea on a fucking Stove???? Have none of you a Lighter? Perhaps a Candle? I know im a bit late, but…. What in the Fuck????
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
A very good car👍
she's so cute, how do I talk to her
A more perfect world. 🏳️⚧️🇺🇸
Look at this cool meme I found
mayo is the sauce of the aristocrat actually 👆
Well, you see, I’m not an “aristocrat”, per se. I’m an American just like you, who happens to run the country. 🇺🇸