37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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Richie, did you even listen to the song? It’s quite literally about how you can enjoy something without supporting the ideals behind it.
“You don’t need a rationale/To sing the internationale.”
Your ignorance is astounding!
God Bless Freedom of Expression. 🇺🇸
oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸
Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸
The Johns of They Might Be Giants are the model American band. Also, a very good play on words. God Bless TMBG. 🇺🇸
oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????
Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸
okay, mod post, FUCK YEAH IM IN THE ELVISVERSE, also, yeah go follow these guys they’re cool
It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love
Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸
Oh, Richie… do you really think that I’m pretty?
you were never the 37th president dude. You gave up the election to James Dean and then raced cars with him. You even said, and I quote, “He’s already a better president than I’ll ever be.”
THE ONLY THING JAMES DEAN WAS EVER GOOD AT WAS LOOKING PRETTY!!!!
There's no WAY James Dean could be a better president than Dick Nixon!
:(
I should probably clarify that Dean wasn't president in the Elvis Official canon, Elvis just thinks he was
Batshit insane sentence out of context
Mr Presley, there’s no shame in fame. It’s what you do with it is the true test of a man. You, you spread joy and kindness to thousands. The Nixons… you understand where I’m going. You deserve every follower you have. God Bless Elvis Presley. 🇺🇸
It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love
A Monster Energy, a Book of Bill, my goodness, Richard… if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were… a homosexual. Which is, of course, not a problem, but… still. When are you going to tell Patricia? 🇺🇸
Lord, help me, I'm back on my bullshit again
Little did I know….
"I'm going to be the most important actor in town."
— JAMES DEAN
Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.
Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!
Who is hotter?
That’s… rather rude, Patricia. Why do you want America to have a bad morning?
Good Morning, America. 🇺🇸
I do hope you’re released from the orb, Mr. Presley, as I hope I’m released from the Obelisk.
hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)
Good afternoon, America. I’d like to talk about something. I have just been told of the Nixon family’s hateful talk towards me. Now, I was at church, among my fellow Christians, which I can see the Nixons were not. They claim to be for God and freedom, but, after the events of today, I can tell that they aren’t. Please, do not go after these folks directly, but just know…. The Nixons are Not for America. Have a wonderful day out there, and God Bless America. 🇺🇸
He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸
The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.
FAQ:
Q: Who are the members of the Council?
A: That’s classified.
Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?
A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.
Q: What about time travel paradoxes?
A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.
Richie, pal, God is God. They aren’t a gender, that’s a human thing. Unless you think yourself equal to god, I’d ignore the “she” or “he”. 🇺🇸
god is dead, i killed her myself
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!
A very good choice. 🇺🇸
deandemocracy is my favorite monument mythos video