jtheshark

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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

you can't kill yourself you have to wait until Trump dies of liver failure or even better from a trip down the stairs. you have to live so you can party with me that day

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

anxious so making myself tired enough ill be too depressed to be anxious

invasive stoat

oh fuck my biodiversity

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

maybe i need to be torn limb from limb like someone gave a kid a barbie and a fully stocked medieval torture dungeon or maybe i need a kiss on the forehead

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

@it-is-me-fiore-like-actually

it wasn't actually as funny in my brain as I felt like it was so it had to become funnier through art

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

literally put your boobs away theres a yellowfin tuna.

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

modern empath crisis of faith

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

Looking into Transsexualism

light pollution? no it seems pretty heavy i think :/

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public