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nogla: you look nice, I want to kiss you.

vanoss: what?

nogla: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!

"P-please quit staring at me..."

I can feel my heart rate dropping and my pacemaker working this shit sucks!

moo: why. why did you give vanoss a knife?! smii7y: they said they felt unsafe! moo: now i feel unsafe. smii7y: sorry smii7y:... smii7y: you want a knife?

vanoss: I'm a reverse necromancer. panda: Isn't that just killing people? vanoss: Ah, technicality.

vanoss: Why do you always call me "pretty boy?" I'm in my twenties

kryoz: "Pretty boy" has nothing to do with age. "Pretty boy" is a state of being, a trait inherent to the self.

vanoss: smitty: And you're the prettiest boy on the whole damn block.

wildcat: okay the last thing this spell needs is *looks at scroll* the blood of a virgin *looks at Evan* is that okay if we use some of your blood?

Evan: wait-um- i’m not a.. *blushes* i’m not a virgin anymore

wildcat: who.. it was nogla wasn’t it?

Nogla: *winks*

wildcat: oh my god

brian: Are we going to do plan B?

vanoss: Technically, that would be plan G.

panda: How many plans do you guys have, is there like, a plan M?

vanoss: Yeah, but brian dies in plan M.

moo: I like plan M.

panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store

vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?

panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?

vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?