Latest Posts by khazdmazerb - Page 2

Do not look at me like that with that cunty little expression sir.

And then you sit down to write and your ideas scatter like autumn leaves 😭

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

Mwah mwah mwah. Sweet boy

Sleepy Fili 8) 

Does anyone remember wolf quest?

Rip Boromir you would have loved closing the hood of a truck and saying “that’ll do it”

rip boromir you would have loved clicking the tongs twice

Nnnaaaauuuurrrrrrr

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

Wait wait wait wait wait hold on hang on hold your horses hold your boar hold your stupid fucking deer. Old mate might be into something here fellas

the lovely Pangur commissioned me to draw some of @themarchrabbit‘s (Lapin) fics, in this case, A Thousand Stars I Wear, an adorable and amazingly interesting Fíli/Ori fic!!!

My son. I love you my son.

Tedrick ft. 3 and a half canine teeth and 90% of an ear.

Hobbits make terrible pets I guess

Serves him right.

Self portrait for your viewing pleasure or what ever.

Yes I have my dogs out, sorry, that’s normal in my country lol

Can we make a chain of dwarrowdams for art and story references?

Please reblog with your illustrations of Dwarven women! I’ll start ;)

Also if you have information about your characters or would be happy to have them used as characters in other peoples works please share that!

Day 2100 of being ID’d trying to buy wine because I guess even though I have crows feet and bags under my eyes large enough to fit bowling balls, wrinkles between my eyebrows and on my forehead and smile lines I am still some how a child who can not buy wine. The legal age to buy it is 18 in my country.

I had someone ask me last night at the party if I was in my teens.-I had just gotten off work. My eye is twitching thinking about it!

God I wish I had so much sparkle and energy as a teen, I mean it was nervous energy and the sparkle of someone going insane but still… sparkle and energy

I feel so tired and sore all the time, I was sitting in the most comfortable chair in the whole house last night and the weather changed so my knees started hurting.

Good grief

(Also someone asked me ‘how was the world 100 years ago’ and I said ‘soup and racism haven’t really changed as much as you’d think’ so that was random)

Your art style is fucking delicious

Dragon Sickness

Rewatching the hobbit and lotr if you couldn’t tell

I love when people throw Thorin’s nonexistent (in the movies) sister into the mix so I am also doing that and in my heart they’re twins and she’s a huge MENACE

If you saw me post this to my spn blog first by accident no you didn’t

I thought of something really dumb

Everything in erebor is probably proportionately 1/4-1/5 larger then things in the shire and when bilbos cooking it’s hard for him to do a lot of stuff because the poor guy is already standing on a stool.

One night Bilbo yelps something angry and storms out of the kitchen and Thorin walks in to see a salad that has been flooded with oil because the bottle was too large for him to hold and it spilt.

After consoling his very sad hobbit and taking him to the night market to get a goat cheese salad and some chicken sewers to eat up on the ramparts and watch the stars. Thorin is looking at the gutter system to runs off the ramparts and jumps to his feet, kissing Bilbo on the head and then literally running through the kingdom to his smithy- and he makes an olive oil spout to screw onto the top of the bottle so there’s more controlled flow.

He presents it to Bilbo the next day.

Bilbo silently thinks he could have just gotten Thorin to funnel the oil into smaller bottles for him and still would have gotten to sleep with his husband last night but it is very nice, and it does work very well so he smiles and kisses Thorin and uses it for months before putting it onto a smaller bottle to continue using it.

Thorin a bit of autism I think, can’t see the forest because he’s hyper focused on one bush kinda vibes. I love that silly man.

Let me remind you: Women that kinda look like men

You’re welcome, have a good day.

👏👏👏

FRECKLED BILBO PREACH!!!

Yes

Iykyk

This comic now has its own blog! Check it out!

Thorin. Buddy. Your sword is right there. Just… cut him out! Canon lack of common sense from the king under the mountain.

Bagginshield starter pack

Thorin's confused why they were packed separately. >:(

Have you blown your nose today?

It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.

Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.

Fuck I love them. Fuck I’m tired.

Also this reminds me of that story where the stage falls on Thorin and he gets absolutely obliterated and forgets Bilbo but is so instantly in love with him. I don’t know if this is referencing that but I love that trope.

"Seeing him for the first time again"

comic inspired by this gif set: x

this will happen shhhhhh

Thorin carving wooden toys and Bilbo painting them and they give them out to all the children that migrate to Erebor with their families:

There isn’t actually as much to do as one would think. Winter settled in hard and fast and with heat restored and water running there wasn’t much that could be done by Bilbo or Thorin personally as much as it drove them both crazy.

One night by the fire Thorin eyes up a small chunk of fire wood, grabbing it and taking a leather roll from inside a drawer of his writing desk containing some knives and files. He starts to whittle away at the wood. Bilbo grimaces at the mess it’s making but suddenly all those shavings bring something to mind

After the last snow of the season has passed families will be arriving in Erebor. Many of whom had to leave most of their belongings behind and many of those families will have children who will be scared and exhausted and missing their old homes not yet understanding what a haven Erebor is.

“Say… how many of those do you think you could make in a day” Bilbo hummed thoughtful

Hhhhnnnnggghhhhh my heart! My boy! Look at my boy!

Happy Gimli !

‘A dwarrow dame of Erebor’

She’s so pretty I’m in fits. What’s her name? What’s her job? What’s her story?

Brain storm:

I imagine she is very much in the upper class, if she works then she works a soft craft possibly with textiles. Perhaps she works with a manual loom and between that an an instrument she plays she has very callused finger tips for a lady of the upper class.

I imagine there is very little visual distinction between men and women in all classes but the upper classes are all very prettied up.

She uses gold, oxidization from bronze in powder and fat to make eye shadow too (also lapis is ground to a powder for make up as well but it’s not a color this dame wears often) (Thorin wheres so much eye coal and never washes it off before bed. His pillow looks like it belongs to Bofur)

Her parents are likely merchants who spend a lot of time away from Erebor traveling as far so Gondor and the Blue mountains returning with gifts for her.

She is only young, about 65, old enough to work with her grandmother in textile production but not old enough to travel with her parents on such dangerous roads. Though she is born at the beginning of the age of men there are still orc strong holds and devotees to the fallen enemy that are known to waylay caravans of traders

Thrirli daughter of Flenik the merchant.

‘Lamb’

I love dragon sickness Thorin so much (as in I hate him) I always love when people write him becoming a dragon and a total dick at the same time

A illustration I miiighhhhttt finish

I’m crying into my soup

No but like, this is the thing about Sam carrying Frodo and the ring up the mountain. It's a cool scene in the movie, but they don't explain what's happening at all. The ring at this point is so heavy Frodo can't even lift his head. It's like essentially a cinder-block he has to carry around his neck. And finally he gives up and Sam offers to carry him and:

DO YOU GUYS GET IT? THE RING IS A BURDEN, BUT FRODO ISN'T. FRODO DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHING TO SAM. SAM CAN LIFT HIM EASILY!!!! HE'S NOT A BURDEN AT ALL I —

I have soup to share with some people.. I promised to share it …but I don’t want to… I worked so hard on it and it’s so good…

This pumpkin soup makes me understand Thorin I swear

Full disclosure Avenge the living chapter two is done but I’m a little concerned you guys because I have a vision for the story and it’s a bit dark and intense if that’s okay

Well that was weird and embarrassing 😅

Bee boo: :)

I love storyboarding bc this has been making me giggle for minutes