Kirishima: look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three
Kirishima: one, two, three
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Kirishima: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.
Bakugou: shitty hair, be careful
Kirishima: haha come on I always am
kirishima:*turns and immediately walks into a wall*
Bakugou: when i asked you to bring me back something from the beach, i meant a seashell or something
Kirishima: *struggling to hold a seagull as it flaps wildly* WELL NEXT TIME SAY THAT
your shield always
Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?
Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see