Parenting 101

Haikyuu!! Ships Summary

My absolute favourite thing with all the ship summaries or descriptions lists from Haikyuu!! that I’ve seen is that they are all cute or intense but then it gets to Ushiten and it’s like “Tendou fights the waves at the beach for touching his man’s ass while Ushijima doesn’t understand what’s happening and just wants a towel” and I couldn’t be happier

Drawing #1

Please don't hate on the colouring and tracing job, I'm not great at either. Same with the tails for being too small and the whiskers for not being symmetrical. Regardless, this genius is still perfect! And according to his calculations, so are you!

Please don't post this without credit!

Clint: How come when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast, but when you put a bagel in a toaster it's still a bagel? Like sure it's a toasted bagel but it's not like we ever call toast 'toasted bread'.

Avengers:

Tony: How come I still let you live here? You're a literal plague.

::Sonic X:: Character Development

*At a staff meeting*

All Might, walking in to see the teachers already seated: Sorry I’m late. I was helping Midoriya with something. So, what’s the-

Midnight: Sh!

All Might: Why? Is there-

Present Mic: Sh! Can you hear it?

All Might:

All Might, whispering: Hear what?

Cementoss, also whispering: Light snoring. Aizawa claims he can’t hear it but we know he can, seeing as it’s coming from over there.

Aizawa: For the last time, no it isn’t.

Ectoplasm: Aizawa, did you bring a cat to the meeting again?

Aizawa: No, I didn’t. I’ve matured.

Nezu, yawning as he pops out of Aizawa's scarf and climbs out: Thank you for letting me nap in there. It was quite comfortable.

Aizawa: Not a problem.

Nezu: *sits down in his seat* So, I wanted to discuss how effective you all believe the quirk training has been for the students.

The rest of the teachers:

Present Mic: hOLD THE FUCK UP

Complicated

Tweek, visibly upset:

Token: Hey, what’s wrong?

Tweek: I miss Craig.

Token: Why don’t you call him?

Tweek: Because we’re fighting.

Token: Why are you fighting?

Tweek: Lack of communication.

Token: So, talk to him.

Tweek: No, he doesn’t call me first anymore, so I’m waiting until he does.

Token: Oh, okay.

*Tweek’s phone starts ringing*

Token: Look, it’s Craig-

Tweek: *declines call*

Token: Why did you do that!? He was calling you! Isn’t that what you wanted??

Tweek: I’m not ready to talk to him yet.

Token:

Token: WHAT!?

Erasermic

*During class*

Aizawa: Okay, to better explain this method, I will write it on the board.

Aizawa: *tries to stand up but is obviously struggling*

Midoriya: Is everything alright, sir?

Aizawa, through gritted teeth: Yup, just peachy.

Tsuyu: Then what’s with the look on your face?

Momo: And why does it look like something’s preventing you from getting up?

Aizawa, still struggling: Hm, I don’t know. Maybe Hizashi could let you know.

Mina: Who the heck is-

Present Mic from under the desk: Wow, way to expose me.

Class 1-A:

Kaminari: Is...is Present Mic giving you a blowjob?

Aizawa: Of course not. He’s just being a big baby and hiding under my desk.

Present Mic, pulling Aizawa back onto the seat: No, I’m not! The bug was hUgE and you know it was going to KILL ME!

Aizawa: *Inhales*

Aizawa: It was a b L A C K  A N T. 

Present Mic, sobbing into Aizawa’s lap: DON’T REMIND ME!

Teacher Slumber Party at UA - featuring Best Jeanist

All Might: Hey, Best Jeanist, we’re gonna play truth or dare, you should play with us!

Best Jeanist: No.

Present Mic: Aw, why not? You haven’t played in forever!

Best Jeanist: That’s because someone always dares me to wear something other than jeans.

Midnight: We just want you to be comfortable. Let loose and be wild! 

Best Jeanist: I am comfortable. Thank you for the concern, once again,

Snipe: Of course but you don’t need to wear jeans just because it’s in your hero name. You’re allowed to change, you know.

Best Jeanist: If I wasn’t okay with wearing jeans, I wouldn’t wear them aLL THE T I M E .

Gang Orca: BUT THE FABRIC IS TOO ROUGH, IT COULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN!

Best Jeanist: MY SKIN’S FINE, YOU’RE THE ONLY THINGS IRRITATING ME!

Cementoss: We mean no offense, we just think it’s gotten out of hand, is all.

Best Jeanist, clad in his jajamas and jlippers, wrapped in his jlanket: Why?

The others:

Best Jeanist:

Aizawa: Let’s just play a different game.

Favourite Haikyuu!! Character From Each Team

Karasuno: Tadashi Yamaguchi

Aoba Johsai: Hajime Iwaizumi

Nekoma: Morisuke Yaku

Fukurodani: Keiji Akaashi

Shiratorizawa: Satori Tendou

Inarizaki: Rintaro Suna

Reblog with your favourites!

Jimmy and Timmy Headcanons (platonic)

- Absolute BFF's and would do anything for each other.

- Sometimes Jimmy's arms hurt from wearing his crutches for so long so when this happens, Timmy lets him sit on his lap and that's how they travel for a while.

- They also do this when they're bored and want to have fun. Except this is usually done speeding down a hill of a not so busy street.

- They tell each other EVERYTHING.

- They're not scared to tell the other when they are going too far with something or when they are being mean.

- Whenever Timmy is upset, Jimmy tells him his best handicapped jokes, constantly hugs him, and reminds him that he's the best friend ever and that problems only come to angels like him to prove that consequences will hit hard if he were to change.

- When Jimmy is upset, Timmy has him lay his head on his lap so he can soothingly massage it as he tells him that if he can overcome the challenge of being handicapped for the rest of his life, he can take on this little thing that won't be a problem in a week. He then puts on Jimmy's favourite movie and gets ice cream and chips.

- They have both agreed to be each other's best man at their weddings no matter how far into the future they may be.

- Although it can prove troublesome, Timmy really likes that only Jimmy can understand him because it's like they somehow have their own super secret language despite them both speaking English.

- Also, he's thankful that it's Jimmy of all people because he knows he understands him on a personal level.

- Jimmy likes it too, but he wishes that other people could be lucky enough to understand what this perfect boi is saying. Especially when Timmy cracks a really funny joke or says something really sincere.

- Jimmy thinks it's funny and convenient that their names are literally only one letter off from being the same when they are besties and both very handicapped.

- Jimmy's parents were going to install a thick carpet for their living room but Jimmy asked them not to because he didn't want to potentially make moving harder for Timmy when he came over.

- They both sleep in bedrooms on the first floor of their houses which makes sleepovers even more fun and convenient because they could chill in the living room or kitchen and then go to their room right after without having to worry about potentially waking up their parents by walking up and down creaky stairs.

- Their parents consider both of them as family since they are always at each other's houses and they just love them both to pieces. Also, they celebrate Christmas and Halloween together.

- They always do group costumes. One year for Halloween, Timmy couldn't afford a costume due to his parents having paid to get his wheelchair fixed up a bit. So after he sadly told Jimmy, Jimmy showed up to his house the next day with a yellow hat and a white hat, along with long sheets of nutrition facts for mustard and ketchup, stating that they could just wear what they usually do with these things and be condiments that year.