Kunikida47 - Isabel

😭😭😭😭

Dazai: I don’t think kunikida likes me anymore.

Ranpo: What makes you say that?

Dazai: It’s the little things he says, like, “I don’t like you anymore, dazai”.

>:D

You never know one day your hair can be gone

For good >:D

no

100.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000( sang-woo totally didn't have me in gun point)

$23.45

In-ho: Your existence is confusing.

Gi-hun: How so?

In-ho: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

*The Squad using an Ouija board*

Gi-hun: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?

Spirit, through the board: YES.

Sang-woo: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.

Sae-byeok: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

Dazai:mommy buy me a game

Kunikida: first of all don't call me mom again and second of all if I was you're mother I would be disappointed in giving birth to someone like you

Dazai: ☹️☹️

Kunikida

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

When Sang-Woo confesses he is in debt because he invested in futures and Gi-Hun was like

"How about you invest in some bitches? (Me)"

LMAOOO

I can totally see it

Anyway here's a incorrect

Gi-hun: I have feelings for you.

Sang-woo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?