:((

( if in-ho join the first time with gi-hun and sang-woo)

In-ho: Guys, I’ve figured out the secret to winning the Squid Game! It's all about befriending the guards. Bribery? Nah, I'm talking heartfelt origami cranes. Apparently, they're suckers for a good crane.

Sang-woo:(Scoffs) Origami cranes? In-ho, you're going to get us all killed. My strategy involves charming the VIPs with my dazzling spreadsheet skills. They *love* a good pivot table.

Gi-hun: Hold on, you two. My plan is foolproof. I'm going to win by sheer luck. I’ve already predicted the winning marble color – it’s... uh... sparkly purple. Yes, sparkly purple. Don't question it.

Steve, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Bucky: How?

Steve: How what?

Bucky: How could they be worse?

Steve: They couldn’t, I lied.

Bucky:

Sang-woo: You have Crayons?

Gi-hun: Yes, I have—

Sang-woo: You're— how old are you?

Gi-hun: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Sang-woo: .......

Kunikida therapy part-2

He isn't dead. No worries.

Atsushi: How long does it take for you to start hallucinating because of sleep deprivation?

Dazai: Probably around-

Kunikida: 72 hours.

Dazai: How do you know that?

Kunikida: There's a ghost behind you, and it's making fun of me.

( love kunikida sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooolooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooolooooooooooo much)

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

Gi-hun: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Salesman : Is it me?

Gi-hun: It's always you.

They are mine :3 /j

Planning on saving for kunikida's birthday<3

I love my kunikida/ango cards and enjoy my dazai cards and ginger boi :3

>:D

You never know one day your hair can be gone

For good >:D

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