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You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?
That's
That's Roy Mustang
Just the opposite.
Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.
"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."
Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."
Roy Mustang.
somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree
I, for one, think that CAPCOM didn’t go Far Enough by not making Mia blatantly evil. It would be so fucking funny, just imagine it: she’s like Wesker levels of evil, she creates terrible molded bioweapons and has plans to destroy humanity and generally fucks shit up and YET
she’s still married to Ethan Winters. Who is, as CAPCOM loves to remind us, Just A Regular Guy.
Like Mia the evil mastermind is married to the guy who looks like he stocks the shelves at a grocery store. She’s trying to bring about the end of the human race but she saw this little Texan IT guy and went, “yeah you know, this one is alright.”
She and Chris getting into several deadly shoot outs where she’s turned herself into a mold monster and he’s screaming threats at her and Chris asks her what role Ethan played in her evil master plan and Mia stops like: No. You don’t understand. Ethan Winters is A Normal Man. Like, he’s at home paying our taxes rn. He’s gonna make spaghetti for dinner.
Chris:...why???why would you marry him???if he’s Not Even A Part Of It???
Mia: idk he’s sweet and dumb and strangely normal. Like abnormally regular. I hate everything about humanity but Ethan is An Alright Guy.
Please give me Evil Mastermind Mia and her dumb loving husband Ethan who never fails to exasperate Chris Redfield bc he cannot get it through his head that his wife is trying to end the world
Ethan winters: *exists*
Me and Karl,but mostly me:
I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all
The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE
Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:
Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists
Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?
Heisenberg: yeah
Ethan: I gnawed it off.
Heisenberg:wh—what
Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward
I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit.
Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers
diversity win! the elven lich woman beating the shit out of you inside an umbrella is trans!
The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
Hi, welcome to my humble dwelling, here have a seat please!
You must be hungry, don't worry, I'll serve you a nice warm meal too.
What is it, do you have to use the bathroom now?.
Sure thing, it's right there!
Make sure to clean up after you're done!
Also, feel free to take a shower if you feel like it, just remember to dry up the floor after you're done!
If you need my computer you can borrow it, don't worry about it.
Oh dear!, You are shivering, here, have these socks to warm you up
Now, would you tell me what time is it sweetheart?
Oh honey, it's time for you to leave now, what a shame :(
I hope you come visit again dear, i really like having you here, you keep me company like no other can.
Goodbye sweetheart.
I haven't really drawn a background since I was in highschool, over a year ago. 💀 I thought I should practice since it's never been something I actually enjoyed, I'm not 100% happy with it, but its practice.
Wizard: Hey, Bard, you ready to get curb stomped?
Fighter: What?
Bard: At chess.
Wizard: We have a weekly match. I’m teaching Bard to play. And they're teaching me to trash talk. The cleric called. Your test results came back positive. You’re a stage five dumbass.
Bard: Oh! You have come so far.
I wanted to draw Bram in a more modern outfit, so I did. Self control? Who needs it
I've been curious about the furry community for a couple years now, but have only now have made a fursona. This is my first peice of furry art and I'm actually really proud of it.
I chose to make myself an opossum because I love finding trashed items and just collecting things that others find kind of useless. I just really vibe with them.
Finished a comission for a member of the d&d amino of their oc Aaron. He reminds me of a pirate.
Bram is my most recent OC, a tiefling warlock. He's a chaotic gay and will break your heart.
say goodbye to me, my dear, since that’s all our love comes to