I Just Had The Shocking Realisation That Neither Of The Black Brother's Had A Body In Their Casket.

Streamers got me on a choke hold. It is currently 9am on a sunday but i woke up on purpose bc jack manifold is streaming for 24 hours on TSMP. Send me to the asylum now.

people of qsmp fandom, I have come to the conclusion that I am completely deranged and delusional. I have realised that I should not be crying about a pixel egg and the father of the egg. There are tear stains on my computer, I'm not even kidding rn. The way Charlie ran after her and screamed and cried and begged for her to stay and to come back has me on a chokehold.

Can I just say? Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom are every stereotype of Hufflepuffs when Cedric Diggory and Tonks are what being a hufflepuff actually is. Luna is overly nice at time and Neville is a plant lover and to a lot of people, that is all Hufflepuffs are. In reality, they are just like Tonks and Cedric. Cedric is the one that got chosen to participate in the Tournament, not Harry. Harry only got in because the cup was tricked. And Tonks is an amazing auror without being rude or strict. They have their own personalities even when they are being defined by their house traits. Even Cedric's friends are seen making fun of Harry with the "Potter Stinks" badges. Ravenclaws are often seen as smart and only smart. Neither Ravenclaw nor Hufflepuff are getting much representation solely because Gryffindor is the 'best house' and Slytherin is the 'evil house'. I'm so sick of the movie fans not seeing that these four houses are so much more than just their house traits and what people think they are. Just because a lot of dark wizards end up in Slytherin doesn't mean that all Slytherins are evil. there are so much misunderstood Slytherins and dark wizards that belong in another house. Gryffindors are seen as the main characters because of Harry's pov. I mean, just look at Narcissa. She is a Slytherin but she is also a mother that would do anything for her son. She even lied to a mind reading dark lord. Regulus Black and Draco Malfoy are living proof that Slytherins are misunderstood and they only become death eaters because their parents force them to. Hermione, despit being the smartest one, was put in Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw. While the hat did want to put her in Ravenclaw, it settled on Gryffindor because it made her go much farther. Being smart, being kind, being brave, and being ambitious does not confine you to one house.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk(this rant got off topic FAST)

Ignore the fact that I spelt Crowleys name wrong

Page/Sketchbook is the art teacher that everyone loves. She brightens up the place with her students art and she is definitely the sunshine of the bunch. At times, she will lose her cool and shout or yell but it’s rare. 

Tony is the strict french teacher that doesn’t teach french. He comes from a rich family and students that pass him in the hall shudder in fear. He has a few favourites but he tells no one. Students will also make fun of his mustache behind his back. He is extremely strict on dress code and attendance. 

Shrignold is the super religious teacher and low key hippie. On some sort of substance almost everyday. Has the most drama with other teachers and he beefs with the students. Will brag about his day to the students even if it’s during a test. Could potentially be the school counselor and probably is. 

Colin is the fun I.T. teacher and every student comes to him for advice. They come out to him, vent, etc. He has so much awards and so much knowledge. Page is dating his sister. 

Meat man and Spinach can are the lunch ladies. They cook nasty food(if you could even call it that) and hate their job. They hate the students too. Spinach is younger so she bonds more with the students but spreads rumors and gossip intentially to cause chaos in friendships. 

Larry/Lamp is the actual hippie teacher. He is high and drunk but the principal doesn’t even care anymore. Students in his class fail because he is not teacher properly. The kids don’t even know what subject they are suppose to learn. He is very big on conspiracy theories and confuses his students all the damn time.

Roy is the principal. Red, Yellow, and Duck go to school here. 

Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.

Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.

The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.

Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.

Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.

Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.

Lesley is the boss.

Not the sky having a full moon and a huge ass amount of stars lmao hahahahahha

ANOTHER THING I NEED TO SAY THO I SAW SOMEONE SAY THAT AZIRAPHALE'S SWORD LOOKED LIKE THE ONE IN LUCIFER AND THAT IT COULD BE CONNECTED BC THE GOD IN GOOD OMENS IS A WOMAN AND LUCIFER'S MOM WENT OFF WITH THE SWORD AND MADE A NEW UNIVERSE. I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I AGREE AND LUCIFER'S ACTOR IS IN DOCTOR WHO, LUCIFER AND GOOD OMENS BOTH INCLUDE ARCHANGELS AND DEMONS AND SHT SEND ME TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL

holy shit no bc like I was literally just supposed to be doing hw but I think I got distracted and suddenly I'm crying bc I dived into David Tennant lore like he's in Good Omens, Doctor Who, and Ducktales, right? WELL, in Doctor Who, they said there were different universes so I'm thinking maybe all the shows and movies that David Tennant are in are just different universes. Like, David and Catherine Tate are both in Doctor Who and Ducktales. HOWEVER, in Ducktales, they are each other's greatest enemies while in Doctor Who, they are best friends. In parallel universes, few things change and what if Ducktales was literally just a parallel duck universe??? LETS NOT FORGET THE DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES IN GOOD OMENS EITHER. Ik it's just stuff the cast put in but pls just feed into my delulu mind. AND LETS ALSO NOT FORGET THAT NINA'S ACTRESS, NINA SOSANYA IS ALSO IN DOCTOR WHO, AS WELL AS ANNA MAXWELL MARTIN IN S1. What if Community, b99, and Parks and rec are also connected to this? BC Danny Pudi, Jim Rash, and Bridget Brewster are all in Communty BUT THEYRE ALSO IN DUCKTALES W DAVID TENNANT. And in Community, it stars Jason Mantzoucas. Ik he only made like one appearance but hear me out. What if it was just Pimento under cover or in hiding? He was also in Parks and Rec. You know who was in Parks and Rec? JEAN RALPHIO. WHO IS JEAN RALPHIO? DEWEY DUCK. BUT GUESS WHAT?? THERES MORE. Jameela Jamil was also in Ducktales as Gandra Dee but you know who her most iconic role is? Tahani Al Jamil in The Good Place. The Good Place also has Marc Evan Jackson but he was also in FUCKING DUCKTALES. BUT JASON MANTZOUCAS IS ALSO IN DUCKTALES???? SO IS STEPHANIE BEATRIZ WHO IS ALSO IN B99. WHO ELSE IS IN BROOKLYN 99? MARC EVAN JACKSON AS KEVIN COZNER. Giancarlo Esposito is also in Ducktales apparently but he was also Gilbert from Community. BUT WAIT WHAT IF HARRY POTTER IS CONNECTED TOO? BC DAVID TENNANT IS BARTY CROUCH JR AND BARTY CROUCH SR IS ROGER LLOYD PACK AND HE IS IN DOCTOR WHO S2. FILCH WAS THE FIRST DOCTOR. ANDREW GARFIELD IS SPIDERMAN BUT HE IS IN DOCTOR WHO AS WELL????????? WHO ELSE IS ANDREW GARFIELD KNOWN FOR? REMUS GODDAMN LUPIN THE WEREWOLF. HARRY LLOYD ISIN DOCTOR WHO BUT HE IS THE FANCAST OF LUCIUS MALFOY ALSO, WASNT MOANING MYRTLE ALSO IN DOCTOR WHO? MADAME TRACY IN GOOD OMENS IS LITERALLY RITA SKEETER, MADAM HOOCH IS CASSANDRA THE SKIN HUMAN THIBG AND THE TENTH DOCTOR LITERALLY SAYING EXPELLIARMUS LORD SEND ME MENTAL HELP AND GIVE ME PEACE IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS OMG AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FACT THAT CATHERINE TATE IS IN THE OFFICE FUCK ME I DRANK A FAT ASS CUP OF BLACK COFFEE W SUGAR

"oH, SnAPE wAs ThE OnLY GoOD SlyTHerIN" let's not forget that this man bullies his students on the daily, hits them, and refused to help Hermione when she was hexed by Draco. This greasy slimeball also attempted to murder Neville's toad, Trevor, and punished Neville because said toad didn't die. Besides, there are more honourable Slytherins like Narcissa, who straight looked Voldemort in the face and lied to him. Regulus, who willingly drank poison and drowned in hopes that someday Voldemort would die. The list could go on. I loved Alan Rickman as Snape but you cannot excuse bullying children with "Oh, he was bullied too." because Neville was also bullied. His entire experience at Hogwarts involved a lot of bullying from so many people, even Harry and Ron. But when he grew up and taught at Hogwarts, do you see him running around, hitting kids? Absolutely not.

im actually trying so hard not to explode rn my cramps are actually murdering me rn

if i had to use one song to describe fnaf dlc ruin, i would use Mask by Dream