“But Their Relationship Is So Fucked Up Why Do You Like It?” Brother If You Even Glanced At The Shit

"A Toast To Emily, Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride"

In Other Words

"Let James go, don't you think he has enough suffering regulus! Lily is right for him, how could you have ever thought you'll be the one with his heart"

born to be insane, forced to be nonchalant

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

“A beautiful Lily sticking out from all the other flowers as the sun shines softly onto it, feeding it with so much admiration and adoration but like mother nature, beautiful flowers like her don’t last long enough underneath the love of the sun” WTFNDJJXBDBDB LIKE ?????? Jily?!

“They call them star-crossed lovers for the reason being, they were made for the sky and only then will they both be free to love each other, for the sun and the stars finally meet and continue where they left off, only now they have eternity of dancing and shining freely like they were always meant to be” EXCUSE ME WTFNDNDNDNND????!???

They. They in every universe:

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

In my honest opinion, Caroline should have never fought her feelings for Klaus and gave into them. She’d owed to herself to see where it goes, and honestly I believe they would have spent the rest of eternity together had those two made smart choices. Stop downplaying what you had with him for the sake of your friends. If they're really your friends then they would want what's best for you, and the way I see it, what's best for you is him. Like, girl. Stand up. Be selfish for just once. Nobody gave a damn when Elena hopped in a relationship with Damon or Stefan with Rebekah. WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD CAROLINE LET HER FRIENDS DICTATE HER HAPPINESS?! SHE WILL NEVER BE HAPPY IF SHE CONSTANTLY SEEKS HER FRIENDS APPROVAL. SHE NEEDS TO BE SELFISH FOR ONCE. AND IF KLAUS MAKES CAROLINE HAPPY, PUTS HER FIRST, AND TREATS HER LIKE THE QUEEN THAT SHE IS THEN WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Caroline felt like a second choice all the time because of the stupid choices she made. Staying in a relationship with the Ripper when he constantly made her a second choice, settling for less when Sire Boy wouldn’t pick up the phone and call her, THEN begging Tyler to stay when he wanted to go on his revenge fantasy and always waiting on him when it’s clear he had other responsibilities on his mind. Like, girl. Fuck him. He made he choice he walked away. After he dropped her for his revenge fantasy, she should’ve never gave Tyler another thought, dried those tears and went on about her business.

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

[[ A riveting tale! ]]

I need a fic about Sterek with that TikTok wedding trend! ASAP! Where the bridesmaids(Lydia,Allison,Eric,Kira) give the groom(Derek duh!) scandalous polaroid pictures of the Bride/groom(Stiles!!). ITS A NEEEEEEEEDDDD! THENTHEYHAVEWILDASSPOSSESSIVESEXBECAUSETHEWOLFINDEREKNEEDSTOJUSTHURRYUPANDCLAIMWHATSHIS!!!!