GO FOLLOW @amazingmarauders

!!!

I’m not going to say it again: #marauders era deserves to win first place.

i would like a little sneak peak of the third chapter!

"hm. maybe they can show us. so, yourr prrincipal, dumbledorre said that my students 'rrre gonna'tay in the grefindorrr dorms, 'nnit?" she asked.

remus let out a happy squeak.

"yes, i think it's right, madame" lily said, while peter shoved remus.

"a'right, miss...?" madame maxime cocked an eyebrow, waiting for lily to tell her the name.

"evans" lily replied.

"miss evans, drive us to the dorms, s'il vous plaît."

"oui" she said and dramatically bowed, hoping for madame maxime to not notice she was mocking her.

lily started walking with the students of beauxbatons until they got to the portrait of the fat lady.

"who is this woman in the portrait?" a blonde-haired girl asked lily. "can she talk?"

"of course i can talk!" the fat lady exclaimed. "let me guess, you are a bunch of spoiled frenchlings?"

"sod off" remus said.

"oh god! now evans, are you going to tell me the password or are you gonna let me rot like this apple?" the fat lady asked, taking a rotten apple out of the bowl on the table next to her.

"hmph. lemon tart."

"correct" the fat lady finished, letting the lot enter.

"oh god!" a student dramatically exclaimed." you pigs CLEARLY can't compare our grandious school to your...hut."

do you ever just want to restart something and say screw it within the next five minutes

from now on, i will tag #charlie writes

whenever i have an original post

credits to @jamiesimps for the idea

HELL YES ARO/ACES ARE QUEER LIKE WTF AH JUUSIDORJKH

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

sirius: remus

remus: yes? *starts to create images in his head*

sirius: there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while...

remus: *starts tearing up but acts dumb* yes?

sirius: why is james standing like that?

james: *stands on his head*

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you @jamiesimps

happy birthday to you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NIMMY!

random wolfstar drabbleeeeee

alrighty

“mmph--” there was a voice heard.

“hm..?”

“did i wake you up?” a raven-haired boy asked.

“nah, woke myself up”

“what’s the time?” sirius asked, and he got himself up.

“11 o’clock”

“wha- how much did i sleep???”

remus shrugs. he raises his hand and pulls sirius back next to him. sirius lets out a groan. remus slowly moves his hand so he can hug his partner.

and bam, those two start the morning cuddles. *guys stop it’s too adorableee*

all of a sudden, a bang was heard. the two got up. but for what? an all-mighty karen broke their door so she can complain.

“youuuuu” the old woman said coldly.

“who?” remus asked.

“YOU, FAGGOTS” the karen screamed.

“bitch, what the f?” another voice was heard.

a random woman from the block just stood there, watching the karen having a tantrum or whatever she had, a seizure?

“why are you BANGING all evening???” the oldie said, accetuating banging.

“ i think you were the one who banged something” sirius said, subtly pointing to the door. “you’ll fix it. now, keep on steppin.”

the women left, leaving the door broken.

“that bitch, wont even fix the door. well, im too lazy” remus mumbled.

“yea, im gonna go do breakfast”

ok so

this is horrible

short and horrible

The gang at a restaurant

remus: HAS to sit next to james otherwise he will fucking combust; doesn't order any food but steals from everyone. literally every single fucking person; always orders sprite as a drink because he has no clue what all other drinks are all about

james: sits next to remus otherwise he (remus) will disintegrate; orders food but 3 quarters of it gets stolen so he ends up sharing lily's food

lily: ALWAYS has to sit between marlene and mary (marlene on her right mary on her left); shares her food with james (rip james); is only able to drink juices at restaurants otherwise she'll explode

marlene: sits on lily's right so she doesn't have any other neighbours; orders the fanciest shit to ever exist; drinks coca-cola because why not

peter: sits next to james because he doesn't really have any other place to sit; orders pasta because pasta is like instant noodles but way fancier; drinks fizzy drinks EXCEPTING fanta (peter hates fanta so fucking much; idk why)

sirius: always sits at the head of the table; orders what a normal person orders; ✨fizzy drinks✨

cas: sits at the other head of the table; always orders things you can find at the corner shop every day; drinks ✨milkshakes✨

mary: sits on lily's left; orders seafood everytime there is seafood in the menu; fancy beer shit like raspberry-flavored beer

i choose red pink

and im a taurus ♉

this is the most indecisive ive ever been so im gonna make y’all deal with this too

- also if you can choose reblog which the pink you like more and your zodiac sign