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Reblogging to scare the Radiance

And because THESE BITCHES GAY

Autocorrect gave me an idea as I was typing reblogging (religion)

This is my religion now

these bitches gay! good for them

I can't not reblog this

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

"Well..." I begin, "I understand..."

She eyes me curiously, "...What...?"

My gaze darts and I look away. I always was bad at hiding secrets when I knew there was a chance I'd get caught. Now, that chance seems imminent.

"Hun."

"Yes?"

"Are you a dragon?"

"...No?"

Mythical creatures exist, but they all like to take the form of humans, they do it so well that most of their own species wouldn’t be able to tell. One day your wife sits you down and explains that she is a dragon…you begin to worry about your secret stash of gold in the attic.

Impsona lil comic

Love dogs

i wanna pet

dog moment x3

( Species by Skittle Bug )

This might be kind of a random sounding question but it's one that's grabbed hold of my mind and won't let go. What kind of dog breed do you think you'd be if you were one? I tend to compare myself to either a corgi, a poodle, or a basset.

Hmm, well. I think I feel a certain kinship with greyhounds? They're usually described to be gentle, calm, quiet and well behaved, but require their own space and can be anxious and sensitive to stress, and I vibe with that.

Years ago I kept seeing this black eyeless greyhound in my dreams, it was honestly pretty cool, my dreams rarely have consistent elements like that (except being chased by bears, which just. keeps happening for some reason). I haven't encountered the dog in years but it was nice while it lasted.

Might as well post this too

Helluva Boss ocs of mine and my friends'

Mine is Verus, the lil impcubus boy, and theirs is Ablicath, the fusion sin

Warning for suggestive cuz I wanna break out of my shell a bit

Enjoy

Give me some drawing requests

please

anything is on the table

except nsfw

But hollow knight or oc requests, little random doodles or shit posts are allowed

some old random hollow knight doodles

draw suggest: lost kin~?

Lost Kin