I Just Hide In A Closet

When I cry I get red blotches on my face. And also fuck other people, you see how I act in front of our classmates, I don't give a fuck. But just in case, when ever you have to do that, do it with me, that way I can look stupider than you and you can look smarter

Chrome. I'm bored. Rant.

i hate the way tears and snot feel. its so wet and gross and when u try 2 wipe it away it gets everywhere and its so weirdddd!!!!!! and the tears make my eyes all swollen the next day and that's embarrassing cuz like what if they see it and their first impression of me is that im depressed??? and i also h8 my social anxiety its so bad ong. its so bad it goes down 2 the way i pick up and hold my stuff. what if i do something stupid looking and then people think im stupid when im not!!!!!! im mentally healthy

Me:"It's just a prank? Well so is this bitch"

Ain’t it funny? We find a way to finally, actually hurt eldritch monstrosities, and suddenly they’re all like “It was just a test” “It’s just a prank bro” “We were just testing you”. How convenient.

❗Humanitarian appeal❗ Help me😭All donations were stolen without any mercy or compassion for my daughter's condition. She is dying. 🙏🏻The campaign was defrauded. The campaign founder seized the donation money after it became $6,000 and deprived her of the cost of treatment.Help us, don't leave my daughter fighting for her life. Time is running out before my eyes. The war has returned. We left without anything, no food or shelter. I have no money to buy what my children need. I apologize for sending my message directly. I know you are receivingSo many messages asking for help, but the truth is, my daughter is about to die if she doesn't get her medication. Kidney disease is a chronic, silent illness that will steal my joy. Please donate 😭🙏🏻 My daughter suffers from kidney failure and autism,Physically and mentally disabled. I'm asking for $25 or $50 🙏🏻💔 If you can, your support is a lifeline for her. If you can't, share so someone can give us even a little 😭 https://gofund.me/1812f270

I'm a minor so I can't do shit to help but hopefully others can! I'm sorry for what happened!

Kitty

Whatcha reading? 👁️👁️📖

Little doodle inspired by a picture of my reading buddy Soba! 🖤

Okay but Maria looks so cute in this art style. Like...... LOOK AT HER!!!!!

The cutest 🦔🌼

Okay, when creating OCs, I just picture myself in their world, weather it's an OC for main media thing, or just a silly little OC, I just base it off myself first. Then I change things about that OC and make it's lore. That way they probably can have some of your flaws to make them feel a bit more fleshed out. Or just bounce ideas off of a friend

Yall ever just?

. . . Hold up. This is a good question... let me ask my friend @chromeeeeeeeeee

DOES KINETIC SAND HAVE MORE FLAVOR THAN REGULAR SAND?! ASKING FOR A TURTLE'S BROTHER!

"Do you think kinetic sand has more flavor than regular sand? Asking for a brother."

Me: I DIDN'T DO IT..... I THINK!

The hero, normally jovial and humorous in their interactions, steps into a watering hole for villains, shaking with rage, tears running down their face, and with as much patience and calm as they can muster, simply asks "Who did it?"

He framed you for his crime

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

Bro I saw this on pinterest a while back and the gifs I see on tumblr make this SO much better! It makes it a lil' sillies

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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