No Because Chrome Here Would Kill Me.

Ladys and gentlemen, the one I call a friend is more insane than I am. Someone get her therapy please, she needs to fix her obsessions.

how we liking the phone (ft. akane)

Why did you even stomp on your phone in the first place?!

stomping on my phone like a cigarette

Demon: HA HA HAAA! Me: So he isn't angry

While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.

SLAMS IT EVEN HARDER!!!

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

"No kidding! I'm Deadpool!" -Deadpool proba- "HEY THERE PERSON READING THIS REBLOG! HOW ARE YOU?! YOU LOOK AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!!" What?! DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE REPAIRS!!! "Be fun for once Mikachu!!!"

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out

*intense thinking* you... could be the god mother if you want! Come over anytime! And you can choose the middle name! And teach the child magic!

“You should be aware that casting this spell will legally require me to take your firstborn child” said the Witch, “but the meaning of ‘take’ was never defined, so I imagine we can figure out a loophole or two that’d work for you.”

I'M A SHE! GET IT RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKING DEMON! AND USE YOUR DEMON MAGIC TO FIND MY BIRTH DAD OR SOMETHING!!!! HE OWES MY MOM CHILD SUPPORT!!

“Foul Creature, I cast you from this poor soul!” Screamed the priest, holding the crucifix foreward. “Yes father, I would love to leave! That’s why i called you! He. Won’t. Let. Me. Out!” This exorcism was most unorthodox indeed.

But I don't have that many knives a home.... What do I do?

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension