Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
I’m sending this to all my professors
me:
me: i am an innocent little bean
me:
me:
me: *reads hardcore yaoi 5 mins later*
irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression
IT’S OKAY
NONE OF US KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING
SOME OF US ARE JUST BETTER AT PRETENDING THAN OTHERS
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Happy Downton Day! Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber in period clothing. Enjoy ⩲
I can’t imagine what it’s like for the guy who guards her.
Well, it’s not that bad.
me at night: tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and start with a run and then i'm gonna go over my notes and drink a super healthy protein shake and eat fruit and work on ME i'm gonna dress so nice and be extra kind and study hard tomorrow i am gonna OWN this :)
me in the morning: no.
first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool
me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game
first years: not that one