Athena: Only Geniuses Can Say These Four Word Quickly. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed

Remus: *handing a piece of chocolate to James after a particularly bad Quidditch accident* Shh don’t tell anyone, it’ll be our secret

James: :D

Sirius: I have been betrayed.

Annabeth: Ok, we need a distraction. Who here is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Leo: My time has come

Sophie: If you get in trouble I'll act like a lawyer to you

Keefe: Okay

*later*

Mr. Forkle: Keefe! Sit down on that chair, you're in trouble

Sophie: Deny everything

Keefe: That isn't a chair!

Percy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Annabeth: Murder

Percy: Homieocide

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

Ares camper: You're a doctor, not a soldier

Will: Actually, I'm an army doctor, which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them

Hoping🤞

Should I read Sirius’ perspective atyd or be happy

Percy: Have you ever had one of those days when you're holding a stick

Percy: And e v e r y o n e looks like a freaking piñata