Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you
snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝
a compilation in honour of our first christmas without vine.
I wish you a happy new year 2024!!!
The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.
this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)
the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)
all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)
stop being a pussy and start being a cunt
tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin
Ecosocialist praxis
No matter what you eat today, I hope you share it with friends and family! Happy Thanksgiving!
JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
When Matpat showed up I literally looked at my brother like this
And when he said “that’s just a theory” I actually lost it
normally a mclaren fan but i also dabble in supporting alfa romeo bc their uniform looks like a campbell soup can
oh my god they fucking do
especially a few years back
PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE