I’m just realizing you don’t have anon asks on
oh my b i can change that
“nooo don’t cry ;-;”
or what? ur gonna sit behind ur screen and tell me what to do???? or are you gonna pull up and hug me and comfort me???? r u gonna make me a hot chocolate and watch tmnt with me on my couch until i fall asleep with my head on ur shoulder???? r u gonna carry me into my bed and tuck me in and join me for the night??? r u gonna be there the next morning to make sure i eat breakfast and take my meds???? or r u just gonna dm me and pathetically ignore me the next day????
we don’t need billionaires, we need a self-sustaining lesbian commune with a community garden and a cat rescue
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i think living in a cottage with a sapphic polycule would fix me actually
chat i’ve been lurking on tumblr for a bit now but fr what do I post T^T do we fw rants? anecdotes? fanfics?
mutuals silly?
hiiiiiiii
it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store
A series of images my brain blasted me with before work this morning about a Rottmnt and Phineas and Ferb crossover.
Donnie: Behold! My lab!
Phineas and Ferb: wide starry eyes of delight and awe
Phineas: hey Donnie, want to help us with this [engineering project of the day]
Donnie: wide starry eyes of delight and awe.
Raph and Mikey playing with Perry the platypus ("he's so cute!) and generally hanging out with the rest of the pnf gang.
Leo (bursting through the door): Guys, I SWEAR, I saw the platypus don a little hat and pull out a ray gun or something I'm NOT CRA-
Leo eyeing the platypus: "I'm onto you..."
Perry and Mayhem straight up having a car meme umbrella academy moment and just giving each other a curt nod
Doof: Why, Perry the Platypus, I swear to you that mechanical robot rampaging through the city is not me! It's calling itself a Turtle-Eating Dragon, and you KNOW I end every invention in -inator!
Candace and April wearing shades 😎
sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here
please consider donating to @save-amal-family.
Forced genital inspection is 100000% MAGA.
The rape culture. The misogyny. The abuse of children. The toxic piety.
They are all TRUMP.
Please be 100% committed if you’re giving/getting a kitten this Christmas. via
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.
This old comic about personal experience with gifts. Idk brain just malfunctions when I have to show emotions and I thought that Donnie could relate?
I’ll say right away that I’m not an animator, so I don’t really know how to make storyboards yet
BUT I REALLY WANTED TO DO THIS.
A Lakeland woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call to an insurance company with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose.” [...] “She’s been in this world long enough that she certainly should know better that you can’t make threats like that in the current environment that we live in and think that we’re not going to follow up and put you in jail,” said Lakeland Police Chief Sam Taylor. [...] However, Boston added that she does not own any firearms and “was not a danger to anyone,” police said.
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Boston was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, according to the affidavit. “My client is 42, married mother of three. Never had any criminal charges or convictions. May you release her on her own recognizance,” her attorney Jim Headley said to a judge during her first appearance in court. However, the judge set her bond at $100,000, stating, “I do find that the bond of $100,000 is appropriate considering the status of our country at this point.”
Abolish the judiciary
i think a lot of you don't want to call schizophrenia or personality disorders or plurality disorders "neurodivergent" because you still demonize them in your heads
my son who i hate
how to make a popular tumblr post:
start making a post
write "penis"
profit
is the tgirl wearing a collar doing it because she has a fetish, or just because it's a cute accessory? is the gay man in leather and a pup mask actually being "indecent" or is he just dressed up like a dog because it's fun? are drag queens doing it because crossdressing is sexy or because drag is an expression of who they are as a person? does the furry walking around in full suit have a boner under their outfit or do they just like cosplaying as their cute cartoon squirrel oc?
you will never know. you can never tell. sometimes even the people doing these things won't have an answer. is it a sex thing? is it kink? who fucking knows! there is no line! public expressions of sexuality aren't immoral to begin with, but if you make any attempt to suppress them, you have to decide what is and isn't allowed, and you are going to get it wrong. there is no way to untangle kink from personality and hobbies and interests. kink does not even necessarily involve sex. sometimes it's just self-expression and vulnerability and sharing a particular dynamic with another person. sounds a lot like (checks notes) literally every other human experience that exists.
i'll say it again: the person wearing a leash in your vicinity is not sexually assaulting you. they're just wearing a leash.
Halloween isn't the last day of the Spooky Month-- it is the first day, the day that heralds the real MVP of spooky time: November.
October is the friendly part of autumn; the harvest, the bright leaves, the chilly wind, the colorful squash. November is the last pumpkin left rotting in the field, the short days, the dead brown leaves, the cold getting its teeth in. Halloween is the opening act and November is the show.
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again