I've Been Wanting To Make This Kind Of Templates About Tonypeter For A While, So... Here It Is!

I love how Starker were obsessed with each other before they even met in person.

So, hear me out:

Let’s start with Peter. It’s already been confirmed that he’s the kid Tony saved in Iron Man 2 (this is further reinforced in Deadpool & Wolverine, where, in the scene with Happy and Deadpool in Happy’s office, we see the same photo of Peter and Tony that Tony had in Endgame but Peter’s face is covered by the helmet that the kid in Iron Man 2 was wearing, the helmet hides that part of the photo, so it's even more obvious this fact-)

So, knowing that Peter is the kid from Iron Man 2, we can say he admired Tony from a very young age, an Iron Man fanboy through and through. His admiration is evident throughout the movies.

And if we consider something outside the movies, in the animated series Ultimate Spider-Man, Season 1, Episode 5 ("Flight of the Iron Spider"), it's implicitly stated that Peter has a "man crush" on Tony. This episode showcases even more of Peter’s admiration and knowledge of Tony <3

So, for Peter, Iron Man isn’t just a hero or a role model- he’s his damn celebrity crush.

Now, let’s move on to Tony.

Tony didn’t just randomly show up at Peter’s apartment in Civil War. No, he had already planned to do so (maybe not at that moment but the moment required it). He had a suit ready for him. And (important detail) the moment he talked to Natasha about needing backup, Peter was immediately on his mind. It was his time to meet him, the perfect recruit.

So, I can only imagine Tony one day randomly discovering Spider-Man’s videos and his heroic feats and becoming completely fascinated.

His powers. His abilities.

"Wow! Nice catch. 3,000 pounds, 40 miles an hour—it's not easy."

His moves. Everything about him, his persona.

I mean, yes, Tony had a damn Norse god, Hulk, a super-spy, a 100-year-old supersoldier, an insanely skilled archer, and a literal chaos witch on his team. But no. No. Peter was something else, Spiderman was something else.

Tony Freaking Stark spent hours and hours designing a suit for a person he had never met and didn’t even know would want to be on the team.

But come on. He’s Tony Stark. He gets what he wants.

And, honestly, who wouldn’t want to be an Avenger?

They’re the Avengers, man!

Tony spent hours in his workshop designing and perfecting the Spider-Man suit, nearly putting it on par with the Iron Man armor. Obsessed.

(Also, he hated that "onesie" Peter wore. Hehe.)

And if we want to go dirtier with this… Considering Tony’s resources and how easily he could dig up information on someone, itnwouldn’t be surprised if he found out Peter was a fanboy. Maybe from some old internet post, a search history, or something like that. And you know that would only boost his ego and make him even more confident that Peter would say yes.

And back to talking about the devil… Natasha, The knowing glances that Tony and Natasha exchanged when in "Civil War" they were considering their options... In my "delulu mind" by the glaces they gave each other, Natasha knew, she definitely knew about Peter since before

So Tony and Natasha were definitely close, not as much as Natasha and Steve, but still. So I can totally imagine Tony finding out about Peter and telling Natasha about him, all excited, explaining how he’d be a great addition to the team.

And then… they meet.

And Tony’s obsession with keeping Peter safe begins.

To Tony, Peter was fragile, someone he couldn’t afford to lose (cof cof Infinity War cof cof 😭😭😭).

And Peter? He became obsessed with proving himself, proving that he was "good enough", that he belonged in this world, in this job, in his life. That Tony didn’t need to treat him like he was made of glass.

God, they make me sick.

Now imagine their mutual obsession once they realize they’re in love. And eventually start a relationship.

Oh god- that makes me even sicker

Anyway, I had to share this. I’m absolutely and definitely NOT NORMAL about them, you can tell.

~ mystisophia 🍒

(sorry for my bad english/google translator ugh-)

horny Tony texting this to Peter while jerking off watching the baby monitor recordings

~ mystisophia 🍒

every time I remember this, oh boy...

tnpt never beating the hook up allegations, i guess😛

~ mystisophia 🍒

WandaVision but with Starker. Listen, if Peter had the ability he’d 100% do this after Tony died. Imagine Peter all dressed up, a 1950s housewife/husband, cleaning the house and making sure dinner is on the table for his hardworking husband. Imagine the scene from WandaVision where they’re in two separate beds. Imagine Peter being the naughty little twink he is and trying to seduce Tony into moving the beds together (it wouldn’t take long). And wait… what’s that? Peter’s suddenly magically pregnant?! Tony would be freaking out and Peter would just be adorable. Just imagine them having the perfect little life and perfect little family 😭😭 who cares if it’s fake, as long as they’re happy right 😭😭

Bonus: I made this years ago when WandaVision first came out ft Stuthorker - Stucky, Thorki and Starker 😂 thought I’d share

MY TOP 10 SHIPPS OF ALL TIME:

Starker

TonyPeter

Tnpt

Ironspider

Tony Stark/Peter Parker

Anthony Edward Stark/Benjamin Peter Parker

Iron man/Spider-man

The Invincible Iron Man/The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

That genius billionaire philanthropist playboy in armor with that superpowered twink from Queens

penis parker/tony stank

*cof cof* and one honorable mention to *cof cof*: stuckycherikdestielhannigramaziracrow..

~ mystisophia 🍒

"Smile" - "Sonrisa"

cry, hoe

every time I remember this, oh boy...

tnpt never beating the hook up allegations, i guess😛

~ mystisophia 🍒

Tony with his child because the baby inherited his spider father's genes:

one day Peter coming home and finding this situation would be so comic—

"TONY! get Morgan down from there! Why is our daughter taped to the wall?!?"

"She was being a restless little spider, like his father. I needed a break"

And Morgan with unknowledge and amusement seeing the situation of her two parents

"papa!" says the little girl, extending her two little arms towards Peter, obviously drawn to him (yes, Morgan has some "maternal attachment" and yes, Peter was the pregnant one)

He sighs, pulling his daughter away from the wall and then placing her in his arms and giving her a little kiss

"Seriously, Tony?"

Tony shrugs, unbothered "I'm not going to lie to you, babe. but always wanted to do that to you, every time you went back and forth across the walls and ceiling of my workshop with your adorable and irritating hyperactivity"

"I would never have let you did that to me"

"Exactly, and then" Tony ruffles Morgan's hair making the little one make a funny sound "You gave me this little one who let me do it without resistance"

The youngest's eyes narrow, sending a clear message of threat to his husband

Peter squints at him. A silent threat. Tony raises his hands in defense.

“Hey, don’t blame me! I’m the old, powerless husband and father one here, remember? My hip makes weird creaky noises every time I kneel down. If I manage to do it at all.”

Peter rolls his eyes "You're ridiculous"

Tony smirks "But I'm right"

Peter snorts, shaking his head from side to side, he had a point.

~ mystisophia 🍒

(following my own post...: https://www.tumblr.com/mystisophia )

propaganda that I will undoubtedly spread:

-Tony Stark lives to top

-Peter Parker is an irreversible bottom

~ mystisophia 🍒

I have a firm theory that people who like Irondad & Spiderson are just repressed, miserable douchebags who expect the rest of us to be as bitter and joyless as they are. Oh yeah, I know you're dying to see and read content where Tony brutally fucks Peter. Don’t f*cking lie to me.

Also, Peter and Tony are not father and son — not in the movies, not in the comics, not in the animated series. Y’all made that up.

That’s why I love it when Starker shippers make “Irondad” content only for it to end up being the dirtiest thing ever. It feels like a parody, and I support it wholeheartedly.

Immoral? Yes, maybe, kinda, and it is totally our problem.

So in summary: don’t judge or criticize us Starker shippers. At least we’re honest, happy, and unapologetically into what we like.

~ mystisophia 🍒

“EEWWWW I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND FILTHY DEPRAVED STARKER WHILE LOOKING FOR MY INNOCENT WHOLESOME IRONDAD!!!”

babes…..the only way you’d find starker is if you are using the / relationship tag instead of the & tag and if you don’t know the difference that’s a skill issue

if you’re gonna be a part of ANY fandom you need to follow basic etiquette, and at the top of that list is ship and let ship and don’t like, don’t read. stop coming into our house and complaining about the structural supports of the damn foundation.