Latest Posts by nellu359 - Page 2
what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas
beautiful women are coming to destroy you
Hey man it’s really cruel to joke about that. I set aside my entire busy schedule and no beautiful women showed up
time to go play in the woods and never return to society
one thing about me is i cannot do this right now
me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight
is there a word for getting the sudden urge to play minecraft after months of not touching it
do my defined abs frighten you?
just discovered the secrets of life. might become god idk
whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast
Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed
divorce is so funny. like never mind
*as the noose tightens around my neck* are you guys mad at me
what do you mean my maladaptive daydreaming is taking ahold of my life?? worry about yourself man
the look of despair on your face kinda freaks me out. sorry
haha nice argument!!! prepare for war
this is me btw. if you even care
i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score
who the fuck elongated my slug
listen he looked at me weird ok
who the fuck elongated my slug
hold onto your balls for this one gentlemen!!!!!!!
i bet they would predict natural disasters if they could
could you guys imagine if snails could talk
could you guys imagine if snails could talk
i will forever be saddened by the fact that monsters and fantasy creatures do not actually exist and there arent like werewolves and orcs and elves and vampires arent vying for the attention of me. some average looking guy who makes posts online
(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back
under my skin is 17 layers of playdoh.
look behind you bro. it's the mudcrab dude.
