No Matter What Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Life Is, At Least It’s Not Having Fucking Chat Gpt

shuffling my playlist and assigning marvel characters/ships to songs

movies by conan gray: peter quill/gamora (post-infinity war)

francesca by hozier: tony stark (endgame) (it could honestly be anyone alive during endgame but it mostly reminds me of tony)

nostalgia by suki waterhouse: yelena belova & natasha romanoff (this is obviously a love song but my favorite thing is ignoring anything about love in songs and making it platonic)

savior complex by phoebe bridgers: steve rogers/bucky barnes (i mostly interpret it as steve to bucky but it could be either way tbh)

merry christmas, please don’t call by the bleachers: natasha romanoff & yelena belova (i actually made an edit of this on my old tiktok account… i wonder if i can find it saved on my phone)

the way i loved you by taylor swift: pepper potts/tony stark (its obvi pepper talking about tony and it fits SO well)

orange juice by noah kahan: tony stark (the mcu doesnt really have that much about his addictions but it still does show him hella drunk)

i know the end by phoebe bridgers: tony stark (“a haunted house with a picket fence to float around and ghost my friends. no, i’m not afraid to disappear” for endgame ohhhh im evil)

holidays by conan gray: peter parker (especially in no way home when he begins an entirely new life)

twenty one by the cranberries: natasha romanoff

john hughes movie by maisie peters: steve rogers/bucky barnes (bro bucky was so gay for him 😔)

firearm by lizzy mcalpine: yelena belova & natasha romanoff (once again this is a romantic song but this is soooo yelena talking to nat)

i love when you can tell that an author is including their all-consuming interests in their writing because there will be a paragraph about a random bacteria species and it’ll be completely accurate and irrelevant and i love it

that's is so cute???????

He's like: PETER OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME AGAIN! EVER!

I can honestly relate, HE IS PERFECT

Tony: Text me to say you’re home safely

Peter: I’m home dangerously

Tony: Stop it

Peter: I’m home lethally

“what if…? killmonger rescued tony stark” is so sad cuz tony lowkey thought he just met his best bro

rest in peace Maysilee Donner, you would have loved... all of it. you would have loved all of it

Something that I think is important about Wyatt as a character is how he highlights the stupidity of the district system. I know that the human love of sorting ourselves into categories meant that every YA series for a while had a bunch of different groups with associated traits that tweens could take uquizzes about, but The Hunger Games isn't like Divergent or Harry Potter where young adults get grouped based on their personalities. Sure, the districts all have industries they're known for and the tributes are clearly shaped by wherever they grew up, but being born into District Four doesn't actually mean that you'll like fish. Wyatt is brilliant when it comes to numbers, but in District Twelve he can only channel that into gambling. Imagine if he'd been born into District Three with a father like Beetee, what he could have done with his mathematical talents. There's mention of it with Maysilee too, how she doesn't want to run the candy store but her options are that or the mines.

I guess what I'm saying is that the district system is great for keeping people oppressed because they see their fellows as "other," which is why it is a tool of fascism and not a practical way to run a society. It doesn't matter who is in what group, it matters that they internalize their group identity to the point that they ignore the similarities between them.

marvel characters as taylor swift songs but i take no critiques

tony stark:

stephen strange:

clint barton:

bucky barnes:

natasha romanoff:

peter parker (andrew)

peter parker (tom)

yelena belova:

pepper potts:

loki:

i need the epilogue of sunrise on the reaping to describe a vague, non-specific reaping and then it ends with effie calling “primrose everdeen”

btw gwen had to look at peter b parker and know that was the only way she could ever see her peter parker grown up