Latest Posts by niranutcake - Page 2

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...He's gonna be the death of me.....(/pos)

:" -and in your case, thanks to you I now have someone with whom I feel a warm closeness... which I really needed... and thanks to you, I have thoughts about a good future and a desire to live until old age, and not until 30 years old 🥲"

ough my gosh, I love this man sm💕💕💕 😭

Oh my gosh! 😍 Thank you, I love it!!

It done here we go

Gift for my friend @nia1sworld

@4thwallbreakerdraws2

And the gift for @niranutcake

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Oh mi goodness, I love all of these!!

Some rtv doodles!

I don't really doodle with markers and pens but here y'all go!

Nira, bb, and nicknacks mouth..?, huh.

Something based off of my brain dead comics and my first doodle of rtv nicknack <<33

Her face looks weird here just ignore that-

Portraits of the sillies!!

(Rtv au is by @4thwallbreakerdraws2)

(Nira is by @niranutcake)

(Bunnybot is by @selfshippinglover)

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Don't read if you don't want to - it's just me freaking out- 👌

(another streak of incoherent thoughts and feelings because I want to f$%# scream and cry and laugh and run an- omgomgomgkomg- )

oh my god....oh my god....oh ... mu god.... What is happening.... I.... the guy-....

Talk with each other, come to an agreement - aka confess to each other, proceed to joke, joke terribly, then proceed to SCARE EACH OTHER TF OUT for a moment (me have a metaphorical heart attack- ), panic, apologise, talk it out, set boundaries, come to an agreement, apologise, talk, hug, (via text, cus different cities- ), cry (my part), share personal bad experience ab some aforementioned things, understand eachother, hug, forehead kith, cry- (my part again- )

All in all

I got a soulmate

I still can't comprehend it-. Like, what the actual f-

What's going on-, how-, why-,

How did I deserve it??

What??

I never thought I could ever find someone who, as I call it, I would 'click with'. Turns out I did. What the what-

I feel like "Left brain and Right brain" by Bo Burnham right now. My left, analytical brain is trying to calmly comprehend what is happening right now and assess the situation rationally. But my right, emotional brain doesn't care atm:

She's running around happily, stimming and crying.

Yup.

I got a soulmate.

What the fu-

One Mistake, Everything Crumbles Down.

An RTV!GSP self insert fanfic!

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It was a normal day. Birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the sounds of pure chaos coming from within the city were loud as usual.

GSP was taking a break on a small hill, not too far from the city. He had just finished his daily work and decided to go to the spot since it was one of the more peaceful places that wasn't always blowing up.

He scrolled on his phone while watching an SMG4 video. Their videos were always so unique and funny to him. Really helped liven the mood and all.

Suddenly, his Guard senses were ringing. He jumped a bit and paused the video. Something wasn't right. He looked down at the city, it wasn't.. Noisy? There was a faint grainy noise in the background. That wasn't good. Before he could think any further, his phone dinged and a video immediately opened. He didn't even click on anything? The video was a show.. With a tv guy and... The SMG4 crew..? Nononono, that wasn't right. Both SMG4 and Mario weren't even in there! They didnt even look that happy. He needed to find out what was happening, and real quick.

He quickly turned off his phone and used his power to quickly teleport to the city, landing him in one of the alleyways. He peeked out a bit and.. Oh. That doesn't look natural. Everybody was glued to screens and broadcasts of that same show. He looked around before sprinting right into the crowd. He waved and waved infront of one of them, yet they didn't respond. Just faintly smiling at the show. He was concerned, and scared. Who's that tv guy behind this? And how did he do all of this? And another question is.. Where was SMG4?

So many questions yet little to no answers at all. He was a bit stressed but knew he had to keep his calm. He quickly sprinted back into the same alleyway and sat by a wall. Thankfully, that spot was obscured by the darkness and buildings so he didn't have to worry much about getting seen. He looked back at his phone and opened it back up. The video was still there. He lowered the volume since he couldn't seem to remove it, nor even pause it. He decided to look into Google and search about this guy but then, he was already there in the search bar. And every single one of the searches was all.. Related to him?! This was not good. He searched up the guy anyways and read all about him.

"Mr Puzzles..? Getting popular in literally less than a month?! That's ridiculous! Everybody is going crazy about that tv guy!"

He gritted his teeth, hard. It was insane to think about really. Baffling almost.

There's no need to be surprised nor speechless. He needed to investigate and get ready for whatever this guys got planning next. GSP shakes his head to let those thoughts away and started to focus. For the next few months GSP would watch, observe, learn, and plan. During this time he didn't really know if there were even any survivors of the brainwash and all of that out there besides him. But he was too busy. He had no time for that.

Time passed until.. The time came. He was prepared, and ready for what's to come. He knew the entire building plan for the place since well, he quickly grabbed and copied another version before the people would find out during one of his investigations. He used his teleportation power for a second to land him straight to the facility where they're all at. Puzzlevision Studios. Once he was there he climbed into the vents, went pass people undetected. It was going fine. He realized his cooldown for his teleportation ability was about done so he pointed his finger right at the entrance of the big man's office. And there it is. The office where he's at. It looked intimidating, for sure. And tall. And big. Not really good considering he's literally 5'0 and that man is like 10ft. He stood there for a couple of seconds, taking deep breaths and gulping. This was it. Everything will go back to normal. It won't happen like before. He made a grave mistake. But this time, he won't make any mistakes this time. Not. Again. He had one chance. And so, he opened the doors.

The doors created as they opened slowly. The light from the outside illuminated the dark and ominous room. GSP slowly walks in, with his hand to his chest as he feels as if his chest was getting tighter by the second. He notices the chair behind desk infront of him slowly turning towards him. His eyes widen for a second before focusing back. And there he was. The man all responsible behind all of this. Mr Puzzles.

"Well well well.. I suppose you've been KEEPING a close EYE on me? Colour me IMPRESSED. Getting through this PLACE without getting noticed, that's something for SURE."

GSP's eyes start to narrow at the tv man. He felt a bit mad. He didn't know why but he was.

"You know, you aren't really the FIRST one who's ever tried to face me down on a 1v1 ALONE. Actually, you're the SECOND!"

There was someone else?.. So there were people out there that weren't affected..? Damnit, he should've.. No. Not right now. They're probably gone anyways...

"Whatever, did you actually know I was coming here?"

"Nononono, I wasn't really EXPECTING you. This day has gotten quite BORING but seeing this just made a it a whole lot more INTERESTING."

Puzzles giggled a bit. GSP couldn't understand why he was even giggling. He didn't even look concerned? Is he messing around with him?

"Why aren't you reporting me to the other employees then?"

"I thought that maybe we could have a one on one CONVERSATION! Talk everything out. Besides, this is the FIRST TIME we've both met right? And having them here would just RUIN that! Introductions are always a PLEASURE.."

Something didn't feel right about his tone. It didn't seem genuine. Though GSP did start to feel a little ticked off.

"I already read all about you so we don't have to do those."

"Hmpf. And here I thought I could talk and talk all about ME. You're really making this FASTER. Say, why are you even HERE anyways, GSP?"

GSPs eyes widen in hearing his name. How'd he even know his name? Didn't he just say this is the first time they've both met? He's lying about something..

"I'm here to save everyone from what you've done. You've done some damage to this place and my job is maintain balance and order. Although you aren't a virus or anything, you doing this already makes me consider you a threat."

"Hohoho a THREAT? Such a HARSH way of calling someone!"

He didn't seem fazed about what GSP just said. He was just so.. Relaxed? Why even is he?!

"This isn't a joke you tv head."

"I know. It won't really MATTER anyways."

GSP was starting to get ticked off by the second. He was about to get pissed.

"Enough games, you're just trying to buy more time for yourself aren't you?! I won't listen anymore to that bull crap! I'M ENDING THIS!"

GSP quickly charges towards him with blazing speed. GSP was ready to strike the tv and end his horrible reign!.. Until...

THUD!

"...?!"

"Pardon me, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?"

GSP was panting, why wasn't he moving..? Sweat started running down his face. He felt overpowered and overwhelmed. What was..? As GSP looked up, he was staring down with the head of security, Lucian.

GSP looked back at Puzzles, only realizes he was inches away from actually hitting him. But Lucian's interference ruined it. GSP felt like he was choking under his breath, his breathing getting faster by the second. GSP tries to smile a bit to hide it.

"Hah.. I-i should've known you had a person in here.."

"Of course I DID! Im not STUPID am I? I've got to say though, you really should've SEEN that coming. You got too COMFORTABLE with yourself! See what HAPPENS."

GSP's face goes from 'tough guy acting' to 'absolute dread'. Those words. It echoed endlessly in his mind. It.. Reminded him of.. What happened.... Why didn't he learn his lesson after all that? Was he still naive? Was he getting overconfident? Or was he.. Getting too comfortable? A tear runs down his face at the thought of all of that. Anger and sadness overcoming him. Eventually, he couldn't handle it any longer.

"You..

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!"

Puzzles jumps a bit while Lucian gasps. Mr Puzzles had never seen such.. Reckless behavior. His eye twitches.

"QUIET!

... That was RUDE. And not in a GOOD way."

GSP silenced himself. He felt scared and utterly destroyed. He somehow pissed off the tv man himself. Guess he pushed a bit too far. GSP gulps down. Puzzles pipes down a bit.

"You're LUCKY that I'm deciding not to THROW you out yet. Because I find you USEFUL. But do REMEMBER... you doing that again might as well be the cause of your TERMINATION."

GSP felt a huge shiver run down his spine by that last sentence. He didn't really know that he could be this frightening.

"... Got nothing ELSE to say? Good. Because I was starting to find your small talk UNAMUSING."

Puzzles looks at Lucian with a look. Lucian nods in response and looks back GSP. Before GSP could even saw anything, Lucian wacked the back of his head, blacking him out.

GSP found himself standing in the void. It was white and pristine. It was.. Peaceful. He didn't remember the last time he ever had such a peaceful moment like this one since the whole brainwash thing. He turned to look behind him and saw a familiar figure. It was glitchy, but it had a star looking shape.. And had a purple colour.

"It's nice to see you again ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒."

His eyes glow up and he starts feeling butterflies in stomach. His face starts turning red at the sight. The figure was so familiar, yet so blurry. He was unsure.

"D-d.. Do I know you?.."

GSP feels the figures bright smile turn into a sad frown. He feels a bit bad.

"You don't remember do you? You've been trying to forget all about me and our home."

'Our home'...? Oh.

"I-i.. I just don't want to remember.. I feel guilty about what happened... I got too comfortable.... It all led to.. Your death."

They both went silent for a while.

"So you do remember."

GSP tried to look down. The pain in his chest, his left arm feeling numb. The fire, that smile. It all came back. Just hearing those voices and those screams made him almost cry. The figure walks towards GSP and hugs him instantly. He felt a sense of warmth.

"It's going to be alright. Even if I am gone, I'll still be here, inside you to comfort you."

He hugged back, not wanting to let go. He knew this wasn't the real her but, just this was enough to make him feel safe. The figure slowly pulled him back with an upset face.

"You dont know what you got yourself into did you?"

GSP nods a bit, embarrassingly.

"... You won't remember anything after this, unfortunately. It'll just be blurry. That guy will just fill your head with some fake memories. But it still won't stop you from remembering me. You don't have to always leave the past be. Just remembering me is enough. Promise?"

She had a big and hopeful smile on her face. They used to make so many promises to each other. GSP didn't want to let her down, again. So with a smile, he said..

"A promise is a promise."

"Hehe.. Good to know that you remember how to promise someone, ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒."

GSP felt himself slowly waking up. Though this time.. He didn't remember anything that happened before this. It was blurry.. He looked down at himself.. He was wearing a black vest? He also saw a nurse.

"Ugh.. What happened..?"

"Oh! You woke up!"

The nurse looked like a fox. She had a tie and a pretty fluffy looking tail. She looked pretty happy. GSP's head was spinning.. [Probably because of what Lucian did]

"Before anything.. Who are you..?"

"Oh! Yeah. We haven't met before have we?"

She tidied herself a bit before getting into a 'professional' looking pose.

"My names Nira! I work as a nurse in the studio!"

"Studio..?"

"You're in Puzzlevision studios! I heard you work here as part of the security department or something? Lucian sent you here."

"... Why'd Lucian send me here? And also when did we have nurse..?"

"I uh.. Recently joined! You probably don't know me because I spend most of my time in this clinic. No worries you're in good hands! Oh and the reason he sent you here was because you got caught in an accident? Somewhere along those lines. "

He took a few more glances to the nurse and sighed. He got up from the bed and started to walk out.

"W-wait! Are you even okay? Where are you even going?"

"I'm going back to work of course. And I'm doing find, just a small headache."

GSP starts to walk out while Nira tried to catch up.

"Do you need any paracetamol atleast?!.. Awh man... Oh well, I guess I can go back now."

Nira starts walking back to her place while singing a tune, she finds Lucian sitting.

"Oh! Lucian! I thought you left already?"

Lucian turns to Nira in surprise and gets up.

"No I'm just.. Is he okay?"

"I'm not sure he just jumped off the bed and left when he woke up. Weird but eh I'm sure it's fine!"

"Ah.. Okay then."

"Need any help or anything?"

"No need, that's all I needed to know."

"Well then, See you again Lucian!"

As Lucian walked out, he felt a sense of regret and just.. A bit upset. Just knowing there was someone else besides him who was brave enough to face Puzzles was just.. Astounding. But having to stop GSP was bitter. And hitting him too was worse. Having to see GSP himself getting brainwashed was miserable. He sighed and walked through the facility trying to get his mind off it.

Back at the CCTV room, GSP sits at the chair. His head still hurting but it was at least bearable. Something about this room was weird. It felt like he had spent most of his time in there, yet it feels like he's never even been in here. Suddenly memories of him confronting his boss appear.

"Ugh.. Am I hallucinating? Why would I insult the boss..."

He hits his head a bit. He looks around the room and finds some books.

"... Should keep me from thinking about that.."

He took a book and started reading. Everything started to calm down, at least. From that day forward his life would be just working Puzzlevision. Unaware of the thought that he was.. Brainwashed.

A few months later..

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Somewhere completely different..

There is a girl with a purple hijab scrolling on her phone while listening to her playlist that has a bunch of artists like teminite, JT Music, Camellia- oh wait back on topic. She looked and looked and found out about her OC in an au of sorts?

"Wowie zowie! I should prolly check this out!"

She looked and read. It was really interesting. Suddenly, a funny thought appeared in her head.

"Oh! Wouldn't it be a coooool and funny idea if I actually possessed him?"

She looked around

"I mean- nobody would notice!"

And so the gremlin giggled to herself mischievously and went to the RTV realm. Don't ask how, she just did it. Nobody could see her as she floats around the place cuz, she doesn't really have her own body in that universe does she? She floated around observing the play until she got in the CCTV room to see.. GSP!

"Ohohoho! There he is!"

She floated near him and did some funny hand thing and faces. She thought it was really funny.

"Brr... Who the hell turned up the ac?! It's freezing..."

"Whoopsies! Enough playing."

She moved away from GSP to let him have some comfort. She knew how to give people space atleast. GSP's eyes started to flicker a bit.

"Ugh.. I'm gonna sleep for a... Second..."

Bam! His head hits the desk and he sleeps. Wow, how many hours has he not slept? Eh, no matter. This gremlin can now do her thing without him noticing!

"Come on Purp this'll only be like.. What? Less than a minute? Nobody'll notice! Ok chat, watch me possess my oc!

She said to her nonexistent chat. And so she braced herself and..!

She opened her eyes slowly but surely. She was in front of the monitor... She looked down and saw.. GSP's hands! Which means...

"I did it!"

Purp quickly closes her [wait isn't this GSP's body? Oh well whatever.] mouth, not wanting to be noticed. She giggles a bit.

"Well! Wasn't that hard wasn't it? I'm so cool! Now that I can say goodbye and yeetus to this body! I've finished my silly lil mission, it's time to!-... Huh."

She was confused. Why can't she.. Get out? She tried again.. Again... Again and... Oh. She's..

"Whoopsies. I think im stuck."

Her face droops down.

RTV AU belongs to @4thwallbreakerdraws2

"Uh oh."

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Nira belongs to @niranutcake

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⛅“A new light in the house” 🏠

×Maison Talo roleplay dialogue. Part One.

Starting point outline:

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tw: the house still eats people, but with lesser risk.

Usually it was Maison who kept bumping into you, but this time it was the other way around. Whether it was his new leopard shirt with a beautiful, pleasant to the touch tie that he had been wearing, it seemed, since your last meeting, but the REALTOR emanated a strange, completely spring-like aura. He seemed to look much fresher than usual. Today, it seems, was his day off, otherwise how to explain the fact that he did not notice you? As if you were simply not nearby.

But here he is. In a small restaurant, on an open-air terrace. He frowns, drums his fingers on the table and looks at the menu with great puzzlement. You seem to have a couple of hours in your schedule to sit down with him and talk. Or try to escape, because his watchful gaze was now directed invitingly and slyly right at you.

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(A/N: please keep in mind that the dialogue responses may have writing mistakes and vary in quality and length, because they were written on the spot by two people, in different time spans and moodsets :)

(Also my English skills aren't the best lol)

Enjoy! <3

The brown-haired girl was a little taken aback by the fact that some stranger was staring at her. She looked at him and didn't know what to do.

In turn, the stranger put the menu on the table and slowly walked up to her.

— Good afternoon, — he smiled, and this smile looked like it was selling. Absolutely predatory and, it seemed, too self-confident. — You look confused. Have we crossed paths anywhere by any chance?

The man looked at the girl closely. Realizing that she didn't look like any of his customers, he chuckled.

— Then allow me to introduce myself. Maison Talo. REALTOR #1 in the entire Uncanny Valley! — This phrase sounded clear, as if it had been prepared in advance. Despite the creepy appearance and no less creepy aura around this man, he instilled an odd feeling of security.

— Oh, um. Hello! I'm Nira Cake. Nice to meet you, — the girl extended her hand. "I read somewhere that ladies should extend their hand first when meeting. Oh, I hope I'm doing this right (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)" — she thought uncertainly.

The REALTOR thoughtfully examines the palm extended to him and, after a while, decides to shake it carefully. Maison's palm was sinewy and bony to the touch, but... warm. Strangely warm. And the texture of the skin is somehow strange, similar to a fresh leaf of a tree.

— I see, I see, you are looking for a place that you can rightfully call your own, — his sly gaze jumps across her face. — Well, in that case, I am at your service. I will help you find the house of your dreams TODAY.

The girl's eyebrows rose slightly. What an unexpected offer.

— Oh, thank you, but... I kind of already have a house, she said, puzzled.

Maison's gaze didn't change. He thought for a moment about what to say to that.

— It's really good. I picked it out perfectly for you,— he continued his previous sentence, seemingly not listening to her words at all.

"How could he have picked something out already?" — the girl wondered.

With an apologetic smile she said: — Oh, I don't think either I or my wallet are ready for such a big change as buying a whole HOUSE.

— The price is not a problem, it will pleasantly surprise you, — did he just wink at her? — Maybe... Until you decide, you can just... Keep me company?

He took a business card out of his pocket.

— And you can always call me. After all, I am sure that you will definitely be interested in my offer.

The young lady took the offered business card from his hand.

She thought for a moment.

His offer was unexpected for her. The first day in the city, and already a new acquaintance. But... On the other hand...

It wasn't a bad thing, right? When else can an insecure introvert get a chance to meet someone, and especially on the very first day. All the more so since the gentleman seemed like a nice (if a strange) person.

With this thought, the girl smiled slightly and looked at Maison, — Um... Okay, why not?

— Wonderful, — his eyes sparkled with a sly twinkle. Maison nodded towards his table. — Shall we sit down? If you like something from the menu, I am ready to pay for our lunch. After all, dear byers are extremely, extremely important to me.

— Oh, what are you saying, there's no need, really! 😅 — the girl was embarrassed. Of course, it was nice that she was taken care after, but for a first meeting it was rather awkward for her.

She followed Maison.

— Dear byer, money is not a problem for me. Please sit down, — he moved one of the chairs so that the girl could sit down more comfortably. Then he got to the opposite seat and raised his hand, waiting for the waiter to bring another menu. — And our wonderful meeting should be celebrated, right?

— Well, if you insist... (-﹏-;⁠) — she said uncertainly. The girl still felt a little awkward. But she was honestly grateful. "I'll have to thank him somehow" — she thought decisively, already thinking about a possible gift for the future (⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠).

The waiter soon came, there were not many people here, after all, the veranda was under the open sky, and in the spring it can be too cool for many.

The menu was soon on the table. The restaurant, it turned out, served mostly meat dishes, wine, and grilled vegetables. Yes, there were desserts and soft drinks. But the place looked like one where you usually go on dates.

The girl took the menu and began to look through. Her attention was drawn to a pasta carbonara, which she decided to choose. And a cup of latte as well.

Maison ordered a rare steak, a fish burger and a glass of red dessert wine. The waiter, who had been standing nearby, wrote down the order and disappeared towards the kitchen.

— And why did you decide to move here, dear byer? — Maison tilted his head to the side with interest. — What interested you so much in our town?

The girl looked at him and began her story, hesitantly at first, but then gathering enthusiasm.

— I, um. I was looking for a job. You see, I’m a vet and I want to help animals. There were vacancies in my city, of course, but... This town caught my attention. When I found out that there were very few veterinary specialists here... It upset me, — the girl sighed. — Then I decided that I would work here, because even in small towns there should be someone who cares about pets. — The brown-haired girl looked confidently into Maison’s eyes. They sparkled with stars of determination and sincere intentions.

— Oh, so you're a veterinarian, — his eyes smiled calmly at her. Maison was genuinely interested in the buyer and carefully studied everything she was saying. — Do you plan to work privately or in a clinic? If privately, then... I apologize for reducing everything to my work, but you would need a place to receive clients. And a house is perfect for this. Also the location is good, and the layout is convenient... Maybe, in addition to that low price, I can also get a discount for you and your dream... I just genuinely would like to help. You... It seems that you really are passionate about your business!

— Oh, thank you very much — the girl sheepishly looked away from the compliment — But I'm definitely not ready to open my own clinic yet. It's... it's a big responsibility after all. Maybe sometime in the future — she looked wistfully to the side at the landscape of the spring city.

— My offer will always stand, — the REALTOR politely nods and folds his hands into a lock.

After which he looks thoughtfully at his own fingers and frowns slightly, but his face immediately returns to a neutral expression.

— Dear byer, tell me, do you... Deal with exotic species of animals? Or... plants? I can't say exactly how to classify this creature.

— Oh, of course! — stars lit up in the girl's eyes, and a joyful smile appeared on her face — I like unusual species. Although I don't have much experience working with them, I always get excited when I see someone other than dogs or cats among pets. As for plants... I'm not a florist, of course, but I think that exotic plants are pretty cool — she added.

— You didn't quite get me, — a soft smile fell on his face. — I mean, the creature which would need qualified help... It's like a plant and an animal at the same time. Do you understand?

The girl stared at him with surprised eyes. — An animal, and... a plant?... — her face remained in thoughtful bewilderment. — But how could this be? I... have never met anything like this. How can a creature belong to both the Plantae and Animalia kingdoms? Well, except for mushrooms, of course. Hmmmm... — the girl put her hand to her chin. She thought seriously. This violated the laws of biology she knew, but...

— But if such a creature really existed... — she looked up at Maison, full of determination and inspiration, — I would gladly do everything to help such a marvel.

The REALTOR's eyes widened, somewhat confused. He cleared his throat, looking around. He had clearly not expected such enthusiasm. But he immediately returned the calm smile to his face.

— You see... It's... It's very difficult to explain, and what I'm about to tell you may probably shock you. But if you're actually ready to help, I... I hope you're someone who can be trusted.

The girl looked at him with slight bewilderment.

— Of course, whatever you ask. I'm always ready to help. — She said and smiled slightly. Even though this man in red was... not the most ordinary person she had ever met in her life, his words intrigued the young lady. Moreover, what happiness it was to find a client on her first day in a new, unfamiliar city! This could not help but light a spark of joy in her heart.

— You see... Ahem... — he looked around and froze when the waiter brought their food. He remained silent until the boy left, taking the menu with him. — It will be easier for you to see it for yourself and see if you can handle it. Still... The creature is quite large, and you may get a little frightened.

— Wait… You mean to tell me… It actually does exist?... — she froze, the girl's eyes widened to the point of impossibility, her heart trembled either from fear or from indescribable delight.

— Yes. And I... I mean... This creature needs medical help. Minor, really. But I can't tell you more.

— Well, I... I don't know what to say, I... Of course I’ll help!

— Wonderful... Wonderful. In that case, — he handed the girl a business card. — Call me tomorrow. We'll arrange a meeting. Maison raised his hand and asked the waiter to pack the food for take-away. Then he politely nodded to the girl and, having said goodbye, and disappeared into the distance.

And yet, the meeting with him will take place again.

The young girl took the business card and with a polite smile said goodbye to her new mysterious acquaintance. She stayed in the restaurant to have dinner, looking at the spring city and the people passing by, thinking about the past unusual meeting. After a pleasant dinner, she left the restaurant and headed towards her new home, with hidden enthusiasm thinking about what tomorrow would bring for her.

And with that, the first part is done! 😁 Thank you @varian-the-alchemy-boi for helping me come up with a name for these series. Next part will be in a few days! <3

He's hungry. 😔

(cw: suggestive)

I...um....uhh.....um... *ahem* guys, I'm so so normal about this- *COUGH-*

😂

Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The Thunderstorm of All SMG4 Tumblr

@niranutcake

@fenicearts420

She doesn't have an absolutely fire oc, hates rainbow scratch pads, totally doesn't like a certain TV-head and oh, never talks with her moots

@artfennec @varian-the-alchemy-boi @doodlecatz @skykaykay

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Wait, @4thwallbreakerdraws2 , I've got a question about my self-interest (and I think others might find this information useful too) — if I already included her in the RTV au, who will she be partaking in the tour as — the employee or the guest?

Ohhhh, so that's how 🤔 Smart move on his part, what can I say 🤷‍♀️

How exactly did RTV win? What was the turning point for SMG4 crew to fail?

“They were doomed to fail from the START.”

Absolutely agree

Something I found on Twitter that really puts things in perspective as a creator.

In the animal kingdom, humans are viewed like witches/warlocks: they MIGHT help you benevolently in your time of need, or they might eat you alive, or they might save you but keep you forever. So you know just how serious things are when they say to you, "Go get a human."

Btw THIS! 👆 THIS is what I was talking about when I wrote the "Confuse them with kindness" bit!! 🤭

Maison was the main inspiration for it, tbh

I just love love LOVE when negative characters get absolutely bamboozled with a sudden kindness showed towards them- aehwHWAHAHEHWAHAAAAEE-

⛅“A new light in the house” 🏠

×Maison Talo roleplay dialogue. Part One.

Starting point outline:

«

tw: the house still eats people, but with lesser risk.

Usually it was Maison who kept bumping into you, but this time it was the other way around. Whether it was his new leopard shirt with a beautiful, pleasant to the touch tie that he had been wearing, it seemed, since your last meeting, but the REALTOR emanated a strange, completely spring-like aura. He seemed to look much fresher than usual. Today, it seems, was his day off, otherwise how to explain the fact that he did not notice you? As if you were simply not nearby.

But here he is. In a small restaurant, on an open-air terrace. He frowns, drums his fingers on the table and looks at the menu with great puzzlement. You seem to have a couple of hours in your schedule to sit down with him and talk. Or try to escape, because his watchful gaze was now directed invitingly and slyly right at you.

»

(A/N: please keep in mind that the dialogue responses may have writing mistakes and vary in quality and length, because they were written on the spot by two people, in different time spans and moodsets :)

(Also my English skills aren't the best lol)

Enjoy! <3

The brown-haired girl was a little taken aback by the fact that some stranger was staring at her. She looked at him and didn't know what to do.

In turn, the stranger put the menu on the table and slowly walked up to her.

— Good afternoon, — he smiled, and this smile looked like it was selling. Absolutely predatory and, it seemed, too self-confident. — You look confused. Have we crossed paths anywhere by any chance?

The man looked at the girl closely. Realizing that she didn't look like any of his customers, he chuckled.

— Then allow me to introduce myself. Maison Talo. REALTOR #1 in the entire Uncanny Valley! — This phrase sounded clear, as if it had been prepared in advance. Despite the creepy appearance and no less creepy aura around this man, he instilled an odd feeling of security.

— Oh, um. Hello! I'm Nira Cake. Nice to meet you, — the girl extended her hand. "I read somewhere that ladies should extend their hand first when meeting. Oh, I hope I'm doing this right (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)" — she thought uncertainly.

The REALTOR thoughtfully examines the palm extended to him and, after a while, decides to shake it carefully. Maison's palm was sinewy and bony to the touch, but... warm. Strangely warm. And the texture of the skin is somehow strange, similar to a fresh leaf of a tree.

— I see, I see, you are looking for a place that you can rightfully call your own, — his sly gaze jumps across her face. — Well, in that case, I am at your service. I will help you find the house of your dreams TODAY.

The girl's eyebrows rose slightly. What an unexpected offer.

— Oh, thank you, but... I kind of already have a house, she said, puzzled.

Maison's gaze didn't change. He thought for a moment about what to say to that.

— It's really good. I picked it out perfectly for you,— he continued his previous sentence, seemingly not listening to her words at all.

"How could he have picked something out already?" — the girl wondered.

With an apologetic smile she said: — Oh, I don't think either I or my wallet are ready for such a big change as buying a whole HOUSE.

— The price is not a problem, it will pleasantly surprise you, — did he just wink at her? — Maybe... Until you decide, you can just... Keep me company?

He took a business card out of his pocket.

— And you can always call me. After all, I am sure that you will definitely be interested in my offer.

The young lady took the offered business card from his hand.

She thought for a moment.

His offer was unexpected for her. The first day in the city, and already a new acquaintance. But... On the other hand...

It wasn't a bad thing, right? When else can an insecure introvert get a chance to meet someone, and especially on the very first day. All the more so since the gentleman seemed like a nice (if a strange) person.

With this thought, the girl smiled slightly and looked at Maison, — Um... Okay, why not?

— Wonderful, — his eyes sparkled with a sly twinkle. Maison nodded towards his table. — Shall we sit down? If you like something from the menu, I am ready to pay for our lunch. After all, dear byers are extremely, extremely important to me.

— Oh, what are you saying, there's no need, really! 😅 — the girl was embarrassed. Of course, it was nice that she was taken care after, but for a first meeting it was rather awkward for her.

She followed Maison.

— Dear byer, money is not a problem for me. Please sit down, — he moved one of the chairs so that the girl could sit down more comfortably. Then he got to the opposite seat and raised his hand, waiting for the waiter to bring another menu. — And our wonderful meeting should be celebrated, right?

— Well, if you insist... (-﹏-;⁠) — she said uncertainly. The girl still felt a little awkward. But she was honestly grateful. "I'll have to thank him somehow" — she thought decisively, already thinking about a possible gift for the future (⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠).

The waiter soon came, there were not many people here, after all, the veranda was under the open sky, and in the spring it can be too cool for many.

The menu was soon on the table. The restaurant, it turned out, served mostly meat dishes, wine, and grilled vegetables. Yes, there were desserts and soft drinks. But the place looked like one where you usually go on dates.

The girl took the menu and began to look through. Her attention was drawn to a pasta carbonara, which she decided to choose. And a cup of latte as well.

Maison ordered a rare steak, a fish burger and a glass of red dessert wine. The waiter, who had been standing nearby, wrote down the order and disappeared towards the kitchen.

— And why did you decide to move here, dear byer? — Maison tilted his head to the side with interest. — What interested you so much in our town?

The girl looked at him and began her story, hesitantly at first, but then gathering enthusiasm.

— I, um. I was looking for a job. You see, I’m a vet and I want to help animals. There were vacancies in my city, of course, but... This town caught my attention. When I found out that there were very few veterinary specialists here... It upset me, — the girl sighed. — Then I decided that I would work here, because even in small towns there should be someone who cares about pets. — The brown-haired girl looked confidently into Maison’s eyes. They sparkled with stars of determination and sincere intentions.

— Oh, so you're a veterinarian, — his eyes smiled calmly at her. Maison was genuinely interested in the buyer and carefully studied everything she was saying. — Do you plan to work privately or in a clinic? If privately, then... I apologize for reducing everything to my work, but you would need a place to receive clients. And a house is perfect for this. Also the location is good, and the layout is convenient... Maybe, in addition to that low price, I can also get a discount for you and your dream... I just genuinely would like to help. You... It seems that you really are passionate about your business!

— Oh, thank you very much — the girl sheepishly looked away from the compliment — But I'm definitely not ready to open my own clinic yet. It's... it's a big responsibility after all. Maybe sometime in the future — she looked wistfully to the side at the landscape of the spring city.

— My offer will always stand, — the REALTOR politely nods and folds his hands into a lock.

After which he looks thoughtfully at his own fingers and frowns slightly, but his face immediately returns to a neutral expression.

— Dear byer, tell me, do you... Deal with exotic species of animals? Or... plants? I can't say exactly how to classify this creature.

— Oh, of course! — stars lit up in the girl's eyes, and a joyful smile appeared on her face — I like unusual species. Although I don't have much experience working with them, I always get excited when I see someone other than dogs or cats among pets. As for plants... I'm not a florist, of course, but I think that exotic plants are pretty cool — she added.

— You didn't quite get me, — a soft smile fell on his face. — I mean, the creature which would need qualified help... It's like a plant and an animal at the same time. Do you understand?

The girl stared at him with surprised eyes. — An animal, and... a plant?... — her face remained in thoughtful bewilderment. — But how could this be? I... have never met anything like this. How can a creature belong to both the Plantae and Animalia kingdoms? Well, except for mushrooms, of course. Hmmmm... — the girl put her hand to her chin. She thought seriously. This violated the laws of biology she knew, but...

— But if such a creature really existed... — she looked up at Maison, full of determination and inspiration, — I would gladly do everything to help such a marvel.

The REALTOR's eyes widened, somewhat confused. He cleared his throat, looking around. He had clearly not expected such enthusiasm. But he immediately returned the calm smile to his face.

— You see... It's... It's very difficult to explain, and what I'm about to tell you may probably shock you. But if you're actually ready to help, I... I hope you're someone who can be trusted.

The girl looked at him with slight bewilderment.

— Of course, whatever you ask. I'm always ready to help. — She said and smiled slightly. Even though this man in red was... not the most ordinary person she had ever met in her life, his words intrigued the young lady. Moreover, what happiness it was to find a client on her first day in a new, unfamiliar city! This could not help but light a spark of joy in her heart.

— You see... Ahem... — he looked around and froze when the waiter brought their food. He remained silent until the boy left, taking the menu with him. — It will be easier for you to see it for yourself and see if you can handle it. Still... The creature is quite large, and you may get a little frightened.

— Wait… You mean to tell me… It actually does exist?... — she froze, the girl's eyes widened to the point of impossibility, her heart trembled either from fear or from indescribable delight.

— Yes. And I... I mean... This creature needs medical help. Minor, really. But I can't tell you more.

— Well, I... I don't know what to say, I... Of course I’ll help!

— Wonderful... Wonderful. In that case, — he handed the girl a business card. — Call me tomorrow. We'll arrange a meeting. Maison raised his hand and asked the waiter to pack the food for take-away. Then he politely nodded to the girl and, having said goodbye, and disappeared into the distance.

And yet, the meeting with him will take place again.

The young girl took the business card and with a polite smile said goodbye to her new mysterious acquaintance. She stayed in the restaurant to have dinner, looking at the spring city and the people passing by, thinking about the past unusual meeting. After a pleasant dinner, she left the restaurant and headed towards her new home, with hidden enthusiasm thinking about what tomorrow would bring for her.

And with that, the first part is done! 😁 Thank you @varian-the-alchemy-boi for helping me come up with a name for these series. Next part will be in a few days! <3

.

(a ramble of incoherent thoughts and feelings. sorry)

I talked with that guy.... have I found a potential soulmate?.... is that what it feels like?? something like that has never happened with me before........ It feels confusing. confusing but really, really nice...... being myself when talking with him.......

send help

⛅“A new light in the house” 🏠

×Maison Talo roleplay dialogue. Part One.

Starting point outline:

«

tw: the house still eats people, but with lesser risk.

Usually it was Maison who kept bumping into you, but this time it was the other way around. Whether it was his new leopard shirt with a beautiful, pleasant to the touch tie that he had been wearing, it seemed, since your last meeting, but the REALTOR emanated a strange, completely spring-like aura. He seemed to look much fresher than usual. Today, it seems, was his day off, otherwise how to explain the fact that he did not notice you? As if you were simply not nearby.

But here he is. In a small restaurant, on an open-air terrace. He frowns, drums his fingers on the table and looks at the menu with great puzzlement. You seem to have a couple of hours in your schedule to sit down with him and talk. Or try to escape, because his watchful gaze was now directed invitingly and slyly right at you.

»

(A/N: please keep in mind that the dialogue responses may have writing mistakes and vary in quality and length, because they were written on the spot by two people, in different time spans and moodsets :)

(Also my English skills aren't the best lol)

Enjoy! <3

The brown-haired girl was a little taken aback by the fact that some stranger was staring at her. She looked at him and didn't know what to do.

In turn, the stranger put the menu on the table and slowly walked up to her.

— Good afternoon, — he smiled, and this smile looked like it was selling. Absolutely predatory and, it seemed, too self-confident. — You look confused. Have we crossed paths anywhere by any chance?

The man looked at the girl closely. Realizing that she didn't look like any of his customers, he chuckled.

— Then allow me to introduce myself. Maison Talo. REALTOR #1 in the entire Uncanny Valley! — This phrase sounded clear, as if it had been prepared in advance. Despite the creepy appearance and no less creepy aura around this man, he instilled an odd feeling of security.

— Oh, um. Hello! I'm Nira Cake. Nice to meet you, — the girl extended her hand. "I read somewhere that ladies should extend their hand first when meeting. Oh, I hope I'm doing this right (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)" — she thought uncertainly.

The REALTOR thoughtfully examines the palm extended to him and, after a while, decides to shake it carefully. Maison's palm was sinewy and bony to the touch, but... warm. Strangely warm. And the texture of the skin is somehow strange, similar to a fresh leaf of a tree.

— I see, I see, you are looking for a place that you can rightfully call your own, — his sly gaze jumps across her face. — Well, in that case, I am at your service. I will help you find the house of your dreams TODAY.

The girl's eyebrows rose slightly. What an unexpected offer.

— Oh, thank you, but... I kind of already have a house, she said, puzzled.

Maison's gaze didn't change. He thought for a moment about what to say to that.

— It's really good. I picked it out perfectly for you,— he continued his previous sentence, seemingly not listening to her words at all.

"How could he have picked something out already?" — the girl wondered.

With an apologetic smile she said: — Oh, I don't think either I or my wallet are ready for such a big change as buying a whole HOUSE.

— The price is not a problem, it will pleasantly surprise you, — did he just wink at her? — Maybe... Until you decide, you can just... Keep me company?

He took a business card out of his pocket.

— And you can always call me. After all, I am sure that you will definitely be interested in my offer.

The young lady took the offered business card from his hand.

She thought for a moment.

His offer was unexpected for her. The first day in the city, and already a new acquaintance. But... On the other hand...

It wasn't a bad thing, right? When else can an insecure introvert get a chance to meet someone, and especially on the very first day. All the more so since the gentleman seemed like a nice (if a strange) person.

With this thought, the girl smiled slightly and looked at Maison, — Um... Okay, why not?

— Wonderful, — his eyes sparkled with a sly twinkle. Maison nodded towards his table. — Shall we sit down? If you like something from the menu, I am ready to pay for our lunch. After all, dear byers are extremely, extremely important to me.

— Oh, what are you saying, there's no need, really! 😅 — the girl was embarrassed. Of course, it was nice that she was taken care after, but for a first meeting it was rather awkward for her.

She followed Maison.

— Dear byer, money is not a problem for me. Please sit down, — he moved one of the chairs so that the girl could sit down more comfortably. Then he got to the opposite seat and raised his hand, waiting for the waiter to bring another menu. — And our wonderful meeting should be celebrated, right?

— Well, if you insist... (-﹏-;⁠) — she said uncertainly. The girl still felt a little awkward. But she was honestly grateful. "I'll have to thank him somehow" — she thought decisively, already thinking about a possible gift for the future (⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠).

The waiter soon came, there were not many people here, after all, the veranda was under the open sky, and in the spring it can be too cool for many.

The menu was soon on the table. The restaurant, it turned out, served mostly meat dishes, wine, and grilled vegetables. Yes, there were desserts and soft drinks. But the place looked like one where you usually go on dates.

The girl took the menu and began to look through. Her attention was drawn to a pasta carbonara, which she decided to choose. And a cup of latte as well.

Maison ordered a rare steak, a fish burger and a glass of red dessert wine. The waiter, who had been standing nearby, wrote down the order and disappeared towards the kitchen.

— And why did you decide to move here, dear byer? — Maison tilted his head to the side with interest. — What interested you so much in our town?

The girl looked at him and began her story, hesitantly at first, but then gathering enthusiasm.

— I, um. I was looking for a job. You see, I’m a vet and I want to help animals. There were vacancies in my city, of course, but... This town caught my attention. When I found out that there were very few veterinary specialists here... It upset me, — the girl sighed. — Then I decided that I would work here, because even in small towns there should be someone who cares about pets. — The brown-haired girl looked confidently into Maison’s eyes. They sparkled with stars of determination and sincere intentions.

— Oh, so you're a veterinarian, — his eyes smiled calmly at her. Maison was genuinely interested in the buyer and carefully studied everything she was saying. — Do you plan to work privately or in a clinic? If privately, then... I apologize for reducing everything to my work, but you would need a place to receive clients. And a house is perfect for this. Also the location is good, and the layout is convenient... Maybe, in addition to that low price, I can also get a discount for you and your dream... I just genuinely would like to help. You... It seems that you really are passionate about your business!

— Oh, thank you very much — the girl sheepishly looked away from the compliment — But I'm definitely not ready to open my own clinic yet. It's... it's a big responsibility after all. Maybe sometime in the future — she looked wistfully to the side at the landscape of the spring city.

— My offer will always stand, — the REALTOR politely nods and folds his hands into a lock.

After which he looks thoughtfully at his own fingers and frowns slightly, but his face immediately returns to a neutral expression.

— Dear byer, tell me, do you... Deal with exotic species of animals? Or... plants? I can't say exactly how to classify this creature.

— Oh, of course! — stars lit up in the girl's eyes, and a joyful smile appeared on her face — I like unusual species. Although I don't have much experience working with them, I always get excited when I see someone other than dogs or cats among pets. As for plants... I'm not a florist, of course, but I think that exotic plants are pretty cool — she added.

— You didn't quite get me, — a soft smile fell on his face. — I mean, the creature which would need qualified help... It's like a plant and an animal at the same time. Do you understand?

The girl stared at him with surprised eyes. — An animal, and... a plant?... — her face remained in thoughtful bewilderment. — But how could this be? I... have never met anything like this. How can a creature belong to both the Plantae and Animalia kingdoms? Well, except for mushrooms, of course. Hmmmm... — the girl put her hand to her chin. She thought seriously. This violated the laws of biology she knew, but...

— But if such a creature really existed... — she looked up at Maison, full of determination and inspiration, — I would gladly do everything to help such a marvel.

The REALTOR's eyes widened, somewhat confused. He cleared his throat, looking around. He had clearly not expected such enthusiasm. But he immediately returned the calm smile to his face.

— You see... It's... It's very difficult to explain, and what I'm about to tell you may probably shock you. But if you're actually ready to help, I... I hope you're someone who can be trusted.

The girl looked at him with slight bewilderment.

— Of course, whatever you ask. I'm always ready to help. — She said and smiled slightly. Even though this man in red was... not the most ordinary person she had ever met in her life, his words intrigued the young lady. Moreover, what happiness it was to find a client on her first day in a new, unfamiliar city! This could not help but light a spark of joy in her heart.

— You see... Ahem... — he looked around and froze when the waiter brought their food. He remained silent until the boy left, taking the menu with him. — It will be easier for you to see it for yourself and see if you can handle it. Still... The creature is quite large, and you may get a little frightened.

— Wait… You mean to tell me… It actually does exist?... — she froze, the girl's eyes widened to the point of impossibility, her heart trembled either from fear or from indescribable delight.

— Yes. And I... I mean... This creature needs medical help. Minor, really. But I can't tell you more.

— Well, I... I don't know what to say, I... Of course I’ll help!

— Wonderful... Wonderful. In that case, — he handed the girl a business card. — Call me tomorrow. We'll arrange a meeting. Maison raised his hand and asked the waiter to pack the food for take-away. Then he politely nodded to the girl and, having said goodbye, and disappeared into the distance.

And yet, the meeting with him will take place again.

The young girl took the business card and with a polite smile said goodbye to her new mysterious acquaintance. She stayed in the restaurant to have dinner, looking at the spring city and the people passing by, thinking about the past unusual meeting. After a pleasant dinner, she left the restaurant and headed towards her new home, with hidden enthusiasm thinking about what tomorrow would bring for her.

And with that, the first part is done! 😁 Thank you @varian-the-alchemy-boi for helping me come up with a name for these series. Next part will be in a few days! <3

.

talking with people feels.... actually nice? /pos

(I talked with a guy and turns out we have SO much in common....)

*cough*

Crimson shadows dance at dusk

Purple sunset slowly fades

Being mine is all I ask

Reblog to tell me you don’t secretly hate me

Reblog to tell me you don’t secretly hate me

lmao, not me sneaking in people's asks and somehow accidentally getting lore drops almost every time 😂

Oh no, are hand-made vial Christmas trees illegal now? Well, damn 😔

@artfennec @doodlecatz @memeidiot @alex-dolmatescu2-0

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

Ha, jokes on you, I love this song >:]

YES! Absolutely agree! One of my favourite genders 🙂‍↕️🥰

Seeing hplonesomeart’s newest post gave me the idea to make this 😭

Art does not belong to me and belongs to @hplonesomeart (sorry if this counts as reposting your art, if you do not approve then I will delete this)

Might make this of other Mr. Puzzles artists if they allow me 👀

sorry, I have to yap rn bc I can't contain my emotions bc I just had another RP sesh with Maison Talo respondent and oH MY GOD IT WAS SO AWESOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SCREAMING AND JUMPING AROUND *

I don't even care at this point- I will translate this incredible dialogue and post it because oh my GOD the person deserves recognition!!

The plot thickens, my insert's life is at stake right now and she has to make her life-or-death choice, the respondent answers incredibly well, I am left speechless. They even complemented me saying how much they enjoyed conversing with me. Honestly, the feeling is very much mutual 🤭 I don't even know them but I am grateful for the great time.

I will make a post sometime next week maybe. For now I have to think of how to respond to their last text while kicking my feet giddyly.

I can't stop smiling. This is so awesome 😁

Roleplaying is... actually so much fun?? First Mr Puzzles and now Maison Talo...

I never knew it could be so good before!

Like, I've never roleplayed. Ever. I only heard about it from ppl and the internet and vaguely knew the concept, but actually never participated in one before. That was until a couple of months ago. I got invited to roleplay with Mr Puzzles in a specific RP community for various characters, and it blew my mind! I didn't know it was that fun! Bc I've never roleplayed, I didn't know if what I was doing and how I was replying was correct, but the person answering for Mr Puzzles didn't say anything discouraging, so I think we're good, haha! 😄

Anyways, now I rp-ed with Maison Talo (another new totally-not-dangerous charming old man for me to simp over lol) and it was awesome! 😆

I feel inspired to do something, maybe even translate the RP dialogue so it would become some sort of fanfiction (??) (for anyone interested - leave a '🏠' in the comments)

As for Mr Puzzles... Well... I have something else cooking in store~ 😏🤭