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september 17th 2022 cquackblr plant incident

100 posts!

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I had to see this image so now you do, too.

A Comprehensive Guide To Color-Coded Characters

Red: Somewhat crude and feral, low-key wise but also Mad Dumb. Acts confident but secretly super insecure. Tactile, strong fashion choices,takes naps. Big Gay Energy. Eats food straight from the can. Needs and Deserves love and kindness. Please adopt them. Guilty of arson. Voted #1 most likely to have a mullet as a teen. Needs a dog.

Orange: Energetic Wild Card, but 100% whatever the fuck they are. Only unpredictable when they’re Quiet. Loud Boi™. Probably a little too trusting of authority. Danger Baby. Craves Destruction. Fine on their own but could probably benefit from the direction of a group. Should always be supervised in the kitchen.

Yellow: Dumbass with a good heart, the first one the fandom forgets about. Deserves better. Probably knows how to bake. 1000% Done With This Shit but also yes I will help you commit felonies. Needs a nap. High-strung. Deserves more quality attention in Canon but probably won’t get it. Divides the audience between Love Them and Irritated By Them. Mom Energy. Knits.

Green: Outward personality is mostly a façade. Simultaneously Most Likely and Least Likely murder suspect. Trauma. Probably needs a hug. Trans Icon Energy. Gamer. Good with either gardening or tech, sometimes both. Needs to be patient and kind to themselves. Holds a grudge forever. Eccentric. Reluctant Pet Owner becomes Diehard Pet Parent. Will Stab You.

Blue: Whatever they are on the outside is softer and sadder on the inside. High-Key Acts Wise to cover up the Big Dumbass Energy. Sweet Tooth Skincare Routine Instagram Diva. Snark. Always knows best. Aloof, bad with feelings, may have a stick up their ass. Family Issues Energy. The physical embodiment of Conflict. Needs Friends, or will devolve into a trash monster. Slight Bastard Energy.

Purple: 30% Fashion Icon, 30% early 2010’s “U Mad, Bro?” Meme in physical form, 30% Insecurity And A Desire To Be Loved And Understood. Remaining 10% dedicated to coming off as way cooler than they actually are. Bedhead. Not a morning person. Little Shit Energy. Younger Sibling Energy. Flushes the toilet while you’re in the shower.

Brown: Deserved more/better attention in Canon. Absolutely Batshit but Knows What They’re Talking About. Will Survive The Apocalypse. Probably could be mysterious and elegant if they wanted but isn’t really feeling it. Strong Commitment To Aesthetic. Feral Badass Energy. Lived in the woods before it was cool.

Black: Big Scary Softy. Fully capable of killing you and everyone you love but probably won’t. Stealth Meme. Seems like a Lawful Good Paladin but is surprisingly chill about doing crime. Reluctant Dad Energy. May or may not have committed assault. Do as I say, not as I do. Secret Knitter Energy. Why Do People Trust Me To Be The Responsible One, I Did Not Ask For This. Tempted to let the kids stick their fingers in the electrical socket, just once. Tired. I Love My Partner So Much

Grey: Sad Things. Press F to pay respects. Can’t help but like them a little. Could probably benefit from having a large, kindly dog. Needs more friends. Cannot survive on beef jerky alone but By God They Will Try. Either is a mom or needs one. Needs to braid hair and talk about feelings. Not allowed to die. Possibly magical. Neglected in fan fiction.

White: Either Big Serious or WeedFiend420; possibly both. Either way, Bisexual. Highly competent and strict. Parties Rarely but Parties Hard. Went Buckwild in college, somehow still graduated. Big Bitch Energy. Should not look as good as they do. Guilty of war crimes. Consumes a truly alarming amount of caffeine. Possibly immortal.

Pink: Can, Should, and Will kick your ass. Overachiever disguised as a quirky oddball. Your death will be neither swift not merciful. Highly competitive. Full of both love and rage. Their mouth is for Cake and Screaming. Optimistic. Baby Bi Energy. Loyal as hell. Has A Dark Secret. Tempted by the dark side. Talks to their plants

yo, sorry to bother you, but theres a post thats basically a guide on how to get into hermitcraft and i think youve relogged it/shared the link before but i cant find it :( if you still have it thatd be great! all ur posting about desert duo is sucking me in and now i wanna see what its about 👀

starting hermitcraft with season 7/in general guide

hermitcraft season 8 guide

season 9 is currently being produced, so the best way to get into it from there is to either catch up with the hermitcraft recap channel and go from there, or pick a creator and get watching

here's grian's 3rd life playlist also because i'm biased and it's what made me the insane man i am today

my rendition of starry night made on ms paint

what do you guys have as desktop background? I always find the basic ones too boring and the pretty art too distracting

this just immediately popped in my head

[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

END TRANSCRIPT]

crash

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

Fiverr.com

Artsyadonis: I will draw you, your oc or any character in my style for $10 on fiverr.com

For only $10, Artsyadonis will draw you, your oc or any character in my style. | Hi im Adonis,i draw people or human-ish charactersmy normal

heyyy guys id like to get commissioned

also heres my roxane wolf fanart that i havent posted anywhere yet

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

All Hand on deck! A pirate themed episode!! 

Minecraft Piglins fuck me up. Like, they’re one of two/three seemingly sentient species, but there’s clearly something wrong with them.

They’ve got bastions throughout the nether, huge buildings that at one point were clearly lovingly constructed. Not only were these buildings functional (apartment complexes, hoglin stables), but they created art. Not just carvings, but music. Not even villagers have created music discs, only piglins. Piglins also had access to the overworld at some point, they have a number of items (carrots, water bottles, string, iron) that could only have been obtained from the Overworld.

But… something happened. At some point in the past, something happened, and Piglins lost the ability to maintain their buildings. The buildings fell into ruins, and even though the Piglins stayed with the ruins, they couldn’t salvage them. They just wander the broken hallways.

What happened? Well, we don’t know for sure. But… Piglins are afraid of Zombie Piglins. Even though Zombie Piglins won’t attack them, Piglins still try to get away from them. Despite this, Zombie Piglins don’t appear infectious. Piglins don’t even turn into them when they die. Instead, Piglins turn into Zombies when exposed to the Overworld. The Overworld infects them, and unlike Zombie Villagers, there is no cure.

It can’t have always been this way, Piglins would’ve needed to be able to access the Overworld at some point to get materials. But something went wrong. And here you are, exploring the ruins of a society and left wondering what happened. Or maybe more importantly, are you next?

im WEIRD im a WEIRDO, I don't FIT in *pause* and i dont *pause* WANNA fit in *breath in* have you ever seen me without this STUPID hat on?? THATS WEIRD!!

i hope mr beast goes bald. nothing against bald people but i think he doesn't deserve his hair

i hope mr beast goes bald. nothing against bald people but i think he doesn't deserve his hair

i hope mr beast goes bald. nothing against bald people but i think he doesn't deserve his hair

i hope mr beast goes bald. nothing against bald people but i think he doesn't deserve his hair

anyways can we start recognizing adhd as an actual and serious disorder that

can affect on functioning in every day life so badly that it interferes with taking care of very basic human needs

is not 10 yrs old white boy exclusive disorder

is not a fake disorder created to benefit medicine companies

definitely should not be reduced to “kid who cant sit still and wont stop screaming” stereotypes because adhd has a whole fuckton of symptoms ranging from serious memory issues to fine motor control difficulties

Hello, I’ve been enjoying MCC recently, but I think I could be enjoying it more. As such I present my suggestions to tumblr for consideration.

if you're trans / nonbinary / cisn't in some way rb this and put the first name you started going by when you figured it out

Feefal on Instagram / Tumblr

what a week huh?

i made hannahxxrose fanart yall!! <3

If the people of Forks made memes:

Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy

i love everything about this

these are perfect omg

I saw people designing Halloween themed pride flags so I thought I'd try it too!! I also posted these to my Instagram @_und3ad :)

Plz give credit if ur going to use these and feel free to request flags:) <3

Do you love the color of the sky, Mr Minecraft?

Hi

I’m back on my shit again

This one took so long to do, probably the longest I’ve spent on an artwork? (The earliest part made was made on August 23rd) (Edit: SHIT FUCK JULY NOT AUGUST FUCK I’m LOSING MY SENSE OF TIME GOD DAMNIT) (edit 2: in other news, my idiocy has already been spread and it is too late)

So that’s fun (I was giggling like a madman when I was close to finishing this)

God I hope the words on top stopped idk how many of you from panicking or feeling blind fury like I saw in the tags of the last one. (Though the fury was so fucking funny)

Before I start rambling, I want to mention the fact that Phil is never looking at the sky around him, but at the faces and expressions of his friends.

There are two more people in addition to the sbi and Kristin from the last one. Tubbo and Ranboo, whom I just consider sbi++ tbh.

First one is none other than Miss Kristin herself. I actually used a picture from their Instagram as reference for their clothes. I actually straight up imagine this was from their wedding day or smt. I hope I drew Ms Kristin okay. I’m still figuring out how to draw her tbh.

Second is Wilbur Soot. So when I was drawing all of them, I was thinking of what expressions they all would be making. Like Kristin and Phil would be all happy and stuff. And the idea of Wilbur just fucking grappling with the idea that if Phil drops him, it’s fucking over. He’d be done for. Dead (maybe). That idea was funny to me for some reason. So I imagine he just has a look of acceptance/fear while Phil is trying to figure out if he’s okay.

Third is Tommy. He probably gets dropped. L. Because you probably don’t carry someone like that while flying. (Probably because how am I supposed to know.) Tommy is just fucking screaming his lungs out btw.

Tubbo! He actually fucking fell. I asked my friend, “Help me make a decision. Tubbo and Phil. Cute. or Chaos.” “chaos” “CHAOS IT IS” So the idea, in my head, is that Tubbo was originally given a piggy back ride. Tubbo, chaotic, just sort of climbs Phil like a jungle gym or smt and sits on his shoulders. It was great for like five seconds and then he fell. You fucking bet he’s grappling with the idea of death.

Ranboo. The one picture I had in my head the whole time I was drawing them was just. “L o n g c a t.” Cause Ranboo was drawn in such a way that I was thinking of cats being picked up.

Techno. Again, that’s not the way you hold someone while flying but yeah. Techno is probably the only other person to not feel fear in this whole thing. The first being Miss Kristin

(It seemed fitting for Ranboo and Techno to have the aurora scene)

And the last one. Idk man I just wanted to draw a god.

This is the Angel of Death, between storm and chatters.

(The feathers mean nothing, they’re just a nice transition)

(If you made it here, please, please, please, consider reblogging. Thoughts in tags or not, I will appreciate you so much)