Malarkey I’m Lookin’ At You

I just found this picture and I LOVE IT.

First off, I’m not sure when this was taken but it has VE-Day vibes so I’m just gonna assume... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ok look at Nix. This man is RELAXED ok? he’s got a bottle of something good and he’s just vibin’.

It also looks like he may or may not be going on a drunken rant? Judging by the way Dick is looking at him... he probably is.

but wAIT. Look at Dick. He sat himself down on the arm of Nix’s chair and has no intent of finding his own.

aND DICK’S FACE!!! He’s like “look at my idiot best friend. I love my idiot best friend. Haha what a nerd.”

Babe: I waved at a man because I thought he waved at me.

Babe: Turns out he was waving at another person. So, to get out of that situation, I kept my hand up for a taxi, which is now taking me to the airport. If you need me, I’ll be in Europe starting a new life.

Look at this gif for three reasons.  

1. Talbert looking so adorable and a bit confused

2. Shifty being a literal puppy 

3.  Doc Roe….DOC FREAKING ROE!  Must you be so concerned all the time with that beautiful baby face.

@gilove2dance , what have I gotten myself into!

Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.

Nixon: hurry, i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend

Speirs: no

Speirs: i can pretend to be your ex husband who has a large fortune and five previous failed marriages with mysteriously disappeared spouses

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

Webster: I just... I just can’t deal with this anymore! *buries his face in his hands and starts crying*

Liebgott, am emotionally stunted man who has no idea how to comfort people: Oh...You’re- um- crying...Please...don’t do that...

Malarkey: I hope I get run over.

Muck: Aw, come on. It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Malarkey: [sighs] Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.

Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..

1. Emi

2. Green

3. Brown

4. I draw a lot

5. Blue

6. My Grandma's garden

7. Yoongi (from BTS)

8. Cats 🐱

9. BITE by Troye Sivan (at the moment)

10. Song of Achilles

Tagging: @webgotts @david-sharkthot-webster @baberoeeee @captainronspeirs