Lipton: Shifty, We Have To Talk.

Lewis Nixon:

im here for hc that ron and nix has the thightest friendship and would kill/die for each other EXCEPT that neither of them are willing to admit it

And they have like million inside jokes, ron is actually named ‘bae❤️’ on nix’s phone, but every time someone says “so are you two besties?” they act like someone just brought dishonour on them, on their family and on their cow

Skip Muck: How long are we going to let him do this?

Alex Penkala: Just give him a minute.

Don Malarkey: *is pushing a door clearly labelled pull*

Webster: Don't speak to me until bedtime!

Liebgott: If you think we're going to have a bedtime chat, you're out of your mind!

Webster: We'll lay in bed, we'll just go over the day like we usually do and that'll be it.

Liebgott: Fine! We'll do that for a little bit and that's it.

Ron Speirs: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

Harry Welsh: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.

Lewis Nixon: Also this one: “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”

Dick Winters: Language is now banned.

The Eagle’s Nest

Band of Brothers VS History

some bob trios:

Harry, Lip, Speirs: Harry, The Third Wheel

Dick, Speirs, Nix: Weirdly Competent Trio? they get shit done really fast and with minimal corrections-- which is weird, considering how goddamn chaotic their work system is

Dick, Speirs, Lip: Dick, The Third Wheel-- only he doesnt always know it. sometimes it's Dick, The Cockblock and when it is, he ALWAYS knows it, does it on purpose, and it pisses Ron and Lip off immensely

Dick, Nix, Harry: Classic Officer Trio, but also: you'd think Harry's the 3rd wheel-- you're wrong. Harry is the Oblivious Cockblock Offering Booze & Poker, Dick is the Third Wheel with Blue Balls, and Nix is the one who can never turn down a good game of poker

Dick, Lip, Nix: the familiar tableu of a spouse impatiently waiting for his husband to stop talking to their friend at the grocery store-- in this case, Lip is the friend, and Nix and Dick are the husbands but whoever does the impatient waiting depends entirely on the day they're having

Nix, Speirs, Harry: the "Our Braincells Are With Our Spouses" club, aka: the "Most Likely To Be Arrested" trio, aka: the "Someone Always Ends Up In The Hospital" gang, aka: the "Leaving Them Unsupervised Is Illegal and Punishable By Law" squad. surprisingly more chaotic energy than the classic mortar squad, ESPECIALLY when drunk

Skip, Penk, Malark: Classic Mortar Squad

Skip, Penk, Bill: Mortar Babies + Proud Daddy Bill

Skip, Malark, Babe: "Babe, no." "Babe, YES!"

Pat, Frank, Grant: XoXo, Gossip Gang

Pat, Bull, Johnny: Bitch Face Trio

Webster, Hoobler, Van Klinken: God help them they have 1/3rd of a braincell each and none of them know how to put it all together to make it work

Babe, Lieb, Grant: love causing mischief, but it’s pg-13 mischief at most bc Grant exudes calm and control. but also: the bane of Ron Speirs' existence. the three of them aren't scared of him so to have them all in one room together infuriates him to no end.

George, Pat, Frank: Let's Bully O'Keefe

Toye, Bill, George: a weird cross between "George, shut the FUCK up!" and #WillDieForGeorgeLuz

Bill, Ralph, Babe: Philly Gang, also: the bane of Eugene Roe's existence

Ralph, Babe, Eugene: too soft, cuddles galore, will probably die for each other if given a chance so maybe don't give them that chance

Babe, Reneé, Eugene: Let's Bully Eugene Into Taking Care of Himself

Babe, Reneé, Ralph: Let's Bully Eugene Into Taking Care of Himself 2.0, but also: #WillDieForBabeHeffron 

Eugene, Dick, Lip: Worried Mama Gang

Bill, Babe, Julian: Bill suddenly finds himself the single father to two teenagers with 0 self-preservation and a #DoItForTheVine attitude

George, Ron, Lip: Ron and George respect each other deeply because they are both willing to die for one Clifford Carwood Lipton. Lip, otoh, would like the both of them to be fucking normal for once in their goddamn lives.

Bill, Johnny, Bull: Exasperated Uncles Too Sober For This Shit Squad. pretty chill, actually. a deep friendship over pints of beers. surprisingly 0 chaos energy

Dick, Nix, Tab: two gay dads and their himbo son

Frank, Penk, George: oh my god who let these three clowns congregate this is DANGEROUS think of Lip's blood pressure for crying out loud-- chaotic energy ×100000000

Skip, Buck, Toye: the Don Malarkey Fan Club

Buck, George, Malarkey: have scammed all of Easy out of their cigarettes, money, and dignity

Webster, Nix, Lieb: Web and Lieb WILL find something to bicker about and Nix WILL find way too much delight in playing devil's advocate just to see how far these two will go to contradict each other

Lip, Speirs, Nix: Nix and Speirs get along too well and Lip is like 99.99% of their impulse control

Pat, Webster, Janovec: Janovec and Web are surprisingly petty and salty together and it feeds Pat's wine-aunt soul to hear them talk shit about ppl who annoy them

Janovec, Tab, Skinny: Horny(TM)

Speirs, Moore, Toye: Feral(TM)

George, Frank, Tab: the instigators of the Easy Company pillow fight

Webster, Lieb, Cobb: have you seen Web and Lieb team up just to bitch at Cobb? it's GLORIOUS

Smokey, Webster, Pat: Cultured Warriors capable of creating some serious masterpieces together... if only they'd stop bickering for five seconds

Hoobler, Shifty, O'Keefe: smol beans who somehow? always manage to pick up smol animals? befriend stray kittens???? disney princess energy?????

Shifty, McClung, Eugene: they don't need to say much to each other to understand each other. in the silence, there is meaning, so in silence they stay. unless of course they have something to bitch about that these city dwellers they're surrounded with can't understand, then it's fair game.

Smokey, Skip, Lip: Let's Bully Lip-- even if Speirs is around because Smoke and Skip are just so unbearably charming in their ribbing even Speirs can't resist cracking a smile

Dick, Tab, Buck: just guys bein' dudes, jocks bein' tough. they talk exclusively in sports analogies

Nix: *almost gets shot in the head*

Winters:

pretty much how that scene went

Webster: [Smiles]

Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!

Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.

Liebgott: Killing him is easier.

Concider this

band of brothers, where everything is the same except between the scenes they go to confesion camera

scene:

Nix: its a can of peaches, sir

Confesion cam, Sobel: and he has the decency to say its a can of peaches? *dramatic sounds* guess whos weekend pass is revoked, bitch