Nix: *almost Gets Shot In The Head*

easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat

I stop everything when the Band of brothers intro song starts playing.

mike laughing so hard he falls over and takes the table with him - and they still talk about that moment to this day.

“Hey Gene, you called me babe.”

for some reason I come up with the worst shitposts everytime I spend a weekend at my parents house. 

I present to you: Band of Brothers vs. iconic Vines

{part 2}

malarkey i’m lookin’ at you

Concider this

band of brothers, where everything is the same except between the scenes they go to confesion camera

scene:

Nix: its a can of peaches, sir

Confesion cam, Sobel: and he has the decency to say its a can of peaches? *dramatic sounds* guess whos weekend pass is revoked, bitch

Skinny: Living with Web and Lieb is so difficult. They be in their rooms yelling “I ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS THAT’S RIGHT I GOBBLED THEM RIGHT UP” and i’m just supposed to keep quite & eat my oats like nothing’s happening

i feel like there is a rule that Speirs cannot be left alone with Penkala and Skinny, because the latter too are marely children and they worship the ground Speirs walks on so it is incredible easy for him to talk them into doing something stupid

like i feel once Alex had to go the hospital because speirs was like “if you hit on something hard constantly, your bones will become stronger and you will suffer minimal injuries” and Alex straight up jumped out of the third floor window to test this