“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere
“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey
“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe
Band of Brothers & Troubled Birds
steal everything your gay little hands can carry™
Malarkey: I hope I get run over.
Muck: Aw, come on. It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Malarkey: [sighs] Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.
My fav part of all the vid diaries
Liebgott: Yeah, I'm a master of Zen.
Liebgott: ...
Liebgott: Beatin' your ass now and Zen.
That can: it’s peaches
Weekend pass: revoked
The dog: it’s mine
Brass knuckles: could use some
Got: a penny
Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]
Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?
Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—
shifty
martin
bull
speirs ( @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant knows )
dike
luz
malarkey
perconte
so long, gay hawkeye compilation (part 1) (part 2)
A’ight, hear me out—
Just imagine Tangled
but with Eugene as Rapunzel
and Babe as Flynn Rider
And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.
And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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