Easy In Bastogne: We Might Be Okay. [Huge Explosion.] Well, No, Probably Not Now."

Doc Roe

Dick Winters: If we succeed, I’m going to be Charles and you’ll be my Camilla.

Lewis Nixon: (to himself) I’m going to be Dick’s queen! If the public will accept me, I’m going to be Dick’s queen!

But I do love them

I'm sorry when did we start shipping Ronald Speirs and Lewis Nixon like was there a meeting y'all didn't tell me or what because shit I just keep seeing ronnix content out of no wear now and I want to know why like wtf

My fav part of all the vid diaries

Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.

Lipton: *kisses Speirs’ neck*

Speirs: what is this?

Lipton: affection

Speirs: disgusting

Speirs: ...

Speirs: do it again

nobody:

Webster: 🧍🏻

Liebgott about Webster probably at some point: I got a bitch with a fat ass and a good credit score 😛

Luz: Can we go out for ice cream?

Nixon: Did you ask your Captain Winters?

Luz: he said no.

Nixon: Then why are you asking me?

Luz: he’s not the boss of you.

Nixon, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a-

Skip Muck: How long are we going to let him do this?

Alex Penkala: Just give him a minute.

Don Malarkey: *is pushing a door clearly labelled pull*