Winters: Have You Been Hiding The Same Fat Raccoon In Captain Sobels Cot?

Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.

Sobel: Winters, they will find you guilty, the sentence is death. You’ll be hung at dawn.

Nixon: HE’S ALREADY HUNG

Winters: Excuse me while I punch my boyfriend

I just found this picture and I LOVE IT.

First off, I’m not sure when this was taken but it has VE-Day vibes so I’m just gonna assume... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ok look at Nix. This man is RELAXED ok? he’s got a bottle of something good and he’s just vibin’.

It also looks like he may or may not be going on a drunken rant? Judging by the way Dick is looking at him... he probably is.

but wAIT. Look at Dick. He sat himself down on the arm of Nix’s chair and has no intent of finding his own.

aND DICK’S FACE!!! He’s like “look at my idiot best friend. I love my idiot best friend. Haha what a nerd.”

1. Emi

2. Green

3. Brown

4. I draw a lot

5. Blue

6. My Grandma's garden

7. Yoongi (from BTS)

8. Cats 🐱

9. BITE by Troye Sivan (at the moment)

10. Song of Achilles

Tagging: @webgotts @david-sharkthot-webster @baberoeeee @captainronspeirs

A’ight, hear me out—

Just imagine Tangled

but with Eugene as Rapunzel

and Babe as Flynn Rider

And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.

And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)

Krauts: GET YO DOG

Winters, deadfaced: it don't bite

Speirs: *is shooting Krauts left and right*

Krauts: YES IT DO

george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass

Bavid Benyon Bebster

Yesterday I randomly thought of the Band of Brothers characters’s names, but the first letter is replaced with a B and I can’t stop thinking about it.