Me In A Nutshell

*Easy being bored while heading to England on the boat* part 2

Guarnere “I’ve played Craps, Poker, Go fish, Rock Paper Scissors, Gin Rummy, Eye Spy, and a very awkward game of hide and seek involving a confused private from Fox company.”

Welsh “What if I got Kitty a German knife? Would she like that? Spreading butter with one of Hitler’s knives?”

Martin “move over Bull needs another bunk. *whisper* over grown bastard…”

Shifty *climbing up the bunks* “I call top!” “Well because I’m the sniper, and I…need to see.. Really far…” “Okay, yes, I am just trying to get away from George’s snoring”

Muck “No, its a perfectly good idea. The only flaw is we’re idiots and it won’t work.”

Roe “Coffee, as black as my soul.” *Shifty hands Roe a cup of milk with a twisty straw*

Buck “Hey George- Stop screaming it’s only me. Yes I am aware my hand is bleeding.”

Welsh: Oh no. Are you okay? That's a lot of blood.

Speirs: I'm fine. This isn't my blood.

But I do love them

I'm sorry when did we start shipping Ronald Speirs and Lewis Nixon like was there a meeting y'all didn't tell me or what because shit I just keep seeing ronnix content out of no wear now and I want to know why like wtf

just absolutely living for bull’s face when lieb says “why don’t we just shoot bull here, feed the company for a whole week?”

“boi are u serious i will slap u with the power of arkansas”

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

Eugene Roe + Smiling

Winters: Have you been hiding the same fat raccoon in Captain Sobels cot?

Shifty *Holding a fat Raccoon with a ribbon on its head* No, sir. But I'm sure whoever is does not feel guilty in the slightest.

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

Babe: I lied to Gene. I told him I would leave hlm alone, but I will not.

Babe: I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.

every friend group should include:

*screenshots not mine*